I really, really need a Female Prose piece...

[Sam8700]

I really need a female prose piece for my friend. Please i have.... Pieces I have:

1. Girls
2. 1-900-Desperate
3. All I really need to know I learned in Kindergarten
4. Batboy
5. Beneath the Puppet Stand
6. Business Lunch at the Russian Tea Room
7. Canker Sores and other Distractions
8. Chocolate Dreamery
9. Everyone’s Gonna Die
10. Good Cop, Bad Cop
11. Great Ideas
12. Hardy Boys
13. The Least Offensive Play in the Whole Darn World
14. Inherit the Wind
15. Naomi in the Living Room
16. Not Ready
17. Penny and the Adventure of Tickle me Elmo
18. Removing the Glove
19. Spaceballs
20. Sweeney Todd
21. The Best Medicine
22. The History of Mankind
23. The Matrix
24. The Merchandise King
25. The Ultimate Drama
26. The Wizard of Oz
27. Urinetown
28. Pinnochiante
29. The Crayon Map
30. Ahidjo
31. Rodger Dodger
32. Inspired by a True Story
33. A Plague of Tics
34. DMV Tyrant
35. Greater Tuna
36. Into The Woods
37. Investigator Q
38. Lack of Power:
39. Mean Girls
40. Telephone Man
41. Test Tube Lives
42. The Producers
43. The UnXmas Story
44. The Wizard of Hip
45. Variations on the death of Trotsky
46. God and the Devil Meet for a Business Lunch
47. Rock, Paper, Scissors, BOMB!
48. Who’s on First
49. Big Tush, Little Tush
50. Hazing the Monkey
51. The Adventures of Captain Neato Man
52. Squee!
53. iWant

[CoraxTisias]

Well, there is this place I go to that has a whole lotta pieces; and they are all free to borrow. It rhymes with library... oh wait, it is the library.

But seriously, half the fun (and learning) happens from looking for material. Don't take the easy way out. At least not so early in, or really before, the season.

[Sam8700]

well it's not for me i wanna give it to a first time person. U r very rude

[LovelyLilKate]

There's nothing wrong with trading pieces, in fact, it can be really helpful to a beginner (whether new to froensics in general or just to a certain event), but remember that we don't know where anyone else is coming from unless you tell us.

Sam8700, maybe next time you could let us know that it's for a newbie friend, and maybe, CoraxTisias, you could be a little kinder toward other forensicators. We all have valid points, but keep it civil.

This is why people stop coming to the forums. Just be kind and help out other posters; isn't that what FOL is about--forming friendships and helping each other?

So, basically, if you everyone doesn't play nice, I'm turning this car around and there will be no McDonald's Playland for anyone. =P

[jaikes101]

There's nothing wrong with trading pieces, in fact, it can be really helpful to a beginner (whether new to froensics in general or just to a certain event), but remember that we don't know where anyone else is coming from unless you tell us.

Sam8700, maybe next time you could let us know that it's for a newbie friend, and maybe, CoraxTisias, you could be a little kinder toward other forensicators. We all have valid points, but keep it civil.

This is why people stop coming to the forums. Just be kind and help out other posters; isn't that what FOL is about--forming friendships and helping each other?

So, basically, if you everyone doesn't play nice, I'm turning this car around and there will be no McDonald's Playland for anyone. =P

Yay for saying what often needs to be said to people on FOL. (Even myself at times.)

[LovelyLilKate]

Thanks for the back-up. =)

As for your trading business, Sam8700, I don't really have any pieces to trade, as I lost my piece library when my comp crashed a few months ago, but I can make some suggestions.

Try:
The Lovely Bones
Speak
Summer of my German Soldier

Those are a couple dramatic novels/novellas that would work well as proses, and could be done well despite being used.