Since Chewie just owned the creationism vs. evolution debate now and forever, I figured it's time to mix things up a little bit. So, how 'bout them primaries? Candidates are scrounging around for votes like like a binging Whinny the Pooh for honey jars, and all of the sudden everything's up for grabs. What candidates do you like, and what do you think is going to happen? Is Barack destined to ba-rock the White House? Will Hillary be king of the Hill? Will Huckabee bee elected? Will Romney's Mormonosity propel him to victory? Will Giulani...uhh...dang can't come up with a ****y pun for that one. But you get the idea.