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    Saw this article when searching for "Why doesn't England have beef jerky?". Although my question went unanswered, I felt it worthy of being posted here, anyway. I hate humans, sometimes.

    Copied, just in case the article goes down:

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    A teachers' union has said it is alarmed by an increase in lessons which teach that Adam and Eve was the literal truth, rather the fable which science believes it to be. The rise in creationism is not just an American phenomenon.

    For many British people, belief in a six-day creation seems to be one of those incomprehensibly American quirks, like beef jerky and pledging allegiance to the flag. But a large and growing number of British Christians are defying Darwinist orthodoxy in favour of creationism - the belief that Adam and Eve are the mother and father of humanity.

    They are less outspoken than in the US, where a new $25m museum of creationism is being built in Kentucky, but they quietly number hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions.

    Dr Monty White tours churches throughout the UK, teaching "the biblical view" that the universe is about 6,000 years old.

    "People believe in evolution because they choose to do so," he says. "There is not a shred of real evidence for the evolution of life on earth."

    Though he argues his case scientifically, it is fundamentally a religious commitment, a matter of faith in the Bible.

    "Evolution is not compatible with Christianity," he insists. "Genesis tells us that death only came into the world because of Adam's sin. There was no death before then, and you can't have evolution without death."


    There is a creationist museum in Portsmouth called Genesis Expo, run by the Creation Science Movement (CSM). Children can play with Boris the dinosaur and learn why evolution is scientifically impossible.

    'Brainwashing'

    Where do Boris and his fellow dinosaurs fit into this worldview?

    Many were killed off in Noah's flood and became fossils. Others hung around to scare our ancestors who called them dragons. Bill Cooper, a council member of CSM, argues the 8th Century poem Beowulf records a genuine encounter with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

    The chairman, Dr David Rosevear, says even non-Christian visitors often accept their claims, "in spite of the brainwashing they get from the media".


    "Typically," he says, in a statement that would make arch evolutionist Richard Dawkins' blood run cold, "a mother will bring her children round in the holidays and say to me 'Yes, that's pretty much what I always felt'."

    How common are such beliefs among UK Christians?

    Monty White feels he is in a growing minority, David Rosevear in a clear majority. More objectively, the Evangelical Alliance has polled its members, which number about a million.

    One-third of those surveyed believe Adam and Eve were created within six days of the start of the universe. Of the other two-thirds, some would accept evolution while others see Adam and Eve being created after six "ages" of creation, rather than six literal days.

    Reverend William Gardner of Devonshire Drive Baptist Church in Greenwich is one minister who endorses the creationist view. He says the world was created in six days, several thousand years ago, and he teaches this in church.

    Is evolution incompatible with Christianity? "Yes," he says, "because ultimately evolution simply dismisses God."

    He feels frustrated that the scientific evidence is not treated more seriously. "So many evolutionists are incredibly arrogant and give the impression that only fools believe in creation, when there are many eminent scientists who say there is some evidence of design there."

    Most apologists for creationism share this frustration. One of CSM's leaflets rallies support for teaching creation in schools: "The hard-nosed humanism of evolutionism has become entrenched in the British educational system and in society at large. We need your dedicated support to topple it!"

    Dr White is less gung-ho, but is saddened and mystified by schools' refusal to set Genesis alongside Darwin. In his university career, there was often open and heated debate on the subject, so why not in the classroom? "I simply don't understand what the problem is. Why can't evolution be criticised in schools?"

    Bucking the trend

    On the other side of the desk, Mel is 16 and goes to an Anglican church in Leeds. She respects people who don't take Genesis literally, but no one has yet convinced her that evolution is more than a theory.

    "People think you're nuts if you don't believe in evolution," she says. "But maybe in 100 years there'll be some new discovery, and people living then will think that everyone today was nuts to believe we evolved from monkeys."

    How, at this already sufficiently awkward age, does it feel to be so out of step with the world around you?

    "If you're a Christian, you have to go against the flow on all kinds of things - ***, smoking and getting drunk. Evolution isn't a big deal really. It doesn't come up a lot."

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    Also, here's a few of the comments at the bottom of the article:

    Any philosopher of science will tell you that evolution is theory, not fact, but so is gravity and all other pieces of scientific knowledge. However, gravity being a theory (rather than irrefutable fact) doesn't stop us from putting astronauts on the moon. Creationists should really rethink what science is before criticising it.
    George, UK

    If you believe Creationism, you are not just dismissing Darwin's theory of evolution as wrong, but by believing that the earth is only about 6,000 years old, you are contradicting theories of cosmology, hydrology, geology, glaciology, palaeontology, archaeology, radioactivity and linguistics, many of which were developed before Darwin's work was published.
    Tim, Bath, England

    and my (the bio major's) favorite:

    If Adam & Eve (both white) were the parents of us all & there is no evolution how does the church explain the existence of non-white races? Evolution isn't simply a theory: you can watch it happen in a lab. Bacteria, viruses & even mice live short enough lives that you can physically see the changes at each generation. If there is no evolution how do bacteria become resistant to drugs? Did God say "on the 8th day I will make MRSA"?
    Peter, Nottingham
    YES!

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    good article chewie...IMPROMPTU EXAMPLE AND I CALLED IT FIRST

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silly Ignorant People
    There is not a shred of real evidence for the evolution of life on earth.
    that's my favorite.

    Quote Originally Posted by Insightful Teen
    "People think you're nuts if you don't believe in evolution," she says. "But maybe in 100 years there'll be some new discovery, and people living then will think that everyone today was nuts to believe we evolved from monkeys."
    that's basically my theory about being a vegetarian. in a couple hundred years, people may look back and think "wait, they actually ate animals??? in my opinion, it doesn't exactly apply to evolution, but i respect her view.
    Did you ever notice how in morse code, rice krispies are actually saying, 'NO!!! NOT THE MIIIIILK!!!' ~Trevor Dee Poke the Bunny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyfarfromhere
    Quote Originally Posted by Insightful Teen
    "People think you're nuts if you don't believe in evolution," she says. "But maybe in 100 years there'll be some new discovery, and people living then will think that everyone today was nuts to believe we evolved from monkeys."
    that's basically my theory about being a vegetarian. in a couple hundred years, people may look back and think "wait, they actually ate animals??? in my opinion, it doesn't exactly apply to evolution, but i respect her view.
    But unfortunately for vegetarians, meat will never stop being DELICIOUS.

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    neither will chewie.

    cannibalism is coming back!

    so is disco!
    Did you ever notice how in morse code, rice krispies are actually saying, 'NO!!! NOT THE MIIIIILK!!!' ~Trevor Dee Poke the Bunny.

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    Awesome article.
    BTW, Noah, fellow vegetarian, can we eat animal crackers?
    R.I.P. Gary Fan

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    depends on your reason be being all veggie

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    YES, we can freakin eat animal crackers. i mean, think about it logically. we aren't actually eating anything that came from an animal. there isn't any meat in animal crackers. there isn't any gelatin. technically, even vegans can eat animal crackers: there's no dairy or eggs or honey in them. it's just freakin dough and sugar in the shape of an animal. YES, WE CAN EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS!!!!

    i love animal crackers.
    Did you ever notice how in morse code, rice krispies are actually saying, 'NO!!! NOT THE MIIIIILK!!!' ~Trevor Dee Poke the Bunny.

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    In my view, not eating animal crackers is just as reasonable as not eating the real thing. Circus elephants are DELICIOUS!

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