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    Parli is notorious for this, and for a good reason. What are some of the most ridiculous, entertaining, or abusive definitions you've ever heard (or said) in a round.
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    This House belives that the president's role should be redefined.

    This House: The Jamba Juice Cooperation
    president: CEO of jamba juice

    specify: needs to be focased less into product endorcement and more into quality of product.

    Argued abuse and "in case u dont buy that..." argued their case

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesus
    This House: The Jamba Juice Cooperation
    president: CEO of jamba juice
    Wasn't that at Logan? I think I can recall you ranting about that.

    How about this one:

    Resolved: This house would level the playing field in sports.

    This house: The Federal Ping-Pong Association

    In context: The Federal Ping-Pong Association would lower all ping-pong tables to ensure accessability for the physically handicapped.
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    It's not so much a definition issue, but on the bus on the way home once we debated "resolved: dogs should have the same rights as humans" and it was one of the most hilarious debates i've ever watched. also: "Resolved: love is stronger than hate" The negs contention? Hate must be stronger than love because love doesnt exsist (I dated one of the guys.. he really believed it, too).
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