my duo partner is a really good friend of mine, but she never has time for forensics. I really want to switch partners, but do so without her getting mad at me. any advice?
how to break up with your duo partner
my duo partner is a really good friend of mine, but she never has time for forensics. I really want to switch partners, but do so without her getting mad at me. any advice?
FFI 2004- Swirl! FFI 2005- Where's my hat?
When you are performing in the Duo round, stop. Turn your body, look at her in the face and say "You know what, we're done. It's over." And continue your piece. She'll get the hint.
HAHAHA I thought about asking my partner to Sadies in our final round last month.. but I didn't.
If she never has any time, explain that to her and say that while she is an "excellent friend", you need to be able to work with someone who has the time to give the same dedication to forensics as you do. And in the future, never be duo partners with a really good friend (or someone you risk falling out with).
I, having gone through 10 duo partners, know how to handle this situation.
Just get out the "Break-Up Tazer".
They'll get the idea. Quick.
the "Break-Up Tazer" can also come in handy for those late night strolls through the park. homeless man tries to get frisky? Break-Up Tazer! dog attacks you? Break-Up Tazer! grandpa asks you to sit on his lap? Break-Up Tazer!
Did you ever notice how in morse code, rice krispies are actually saying, 'NO!!! NOT THE MIIIIILK!!!' ~Trevor Dee Poke the Bunny.
Well, if a homeless man ever "gets frisky" with you...that's when you bust out the "Break-Up Switchblade".
I don't know if it would be a "Break Up Switchblade" more than a simple "**** Off Switchblade"..Originally Posted by chewchewtrain64
Heehee, I think that's the new model.
I was doing some "research", and found out that several folks in this situation (being frisked by a homeless man) have actually substituted the "You Kids Get The **** Off My Lawn" Shotgun for the Switchblade/Tazer, but it tends to be a bit more messy.
personally, i prefer the "What Were You Thinking?" sword. that's just my personal preference though.
Did you ever notice how in morse code, rice krispies are actually saying, 'NO!!! NOT THE MIIIIILK!!!' ~Trevor Dee Poke the Bunny.
Kill her. My duo partner said that her mother won't let her go because it's sooooooo far away. So there's only one thing to do..........one has to be taken out of the picture........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :twisted: (do the same)
Well, in all seriousness, I have a close bond with my partner. So, to tell her something like that would kill us both................nothing to say.
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