Can anyone say GRAVEDIGGER?
Alright guys, give him/her a break. It was an honest mistake.
'The Boy Who Danced Ballet' is a very good/serious piece. You can Google it. I was the only person on my team to break in prose and I did it with this.
I've always thought that Margaret Atwood's witchhunter poetry series would be the most awesome prose piece ever...
...think it's from her collection "morning in the burned house" but I actually don't know if it's long enough. :^