A parody by Gwyn Agnew, student at North Allegheny Senior HS in the Pittsburgh NFL District.
He was a boy,
She was a girl,
Now I think I just proved causality.
He did PF,
And she was in Prose.
You know how that goes.
He liked her interp.
She'd never tell, she thought that he gave final focus well.
But all of her friends,
Stuck up their nose,
And they had a problem with his bad intros.
Before starting, ask your judge/timer (if available) how time signals will be given during prep and speaking. This will ensure you are getting time signals.
For students new to this event, work on keeping your prep time to 1 minute 30 seconds or less. Try to work on not using note card or use it vertically so you can easily conceal it with your hand.
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