Vending Machine

[insightful]

Insert anything into the vending machine, except money, then sit back and watch what comes out the other end.....you insert the object, someone else tells you what you got. Then that person inserts something. Only one rule!

No currency!

Example

Person One : I insert a ball of yarn.
Person Two: You get a new scarf.

I insert a loaf of bread.
Another Person: You get croutons.

I'll Start-
I insert an orange

[Schadillac]

You get orange soda.

I'll insert a cherry pie.

[rkrboi]

You get a soggy diaper.

I insert your mom...

[rezeewnaf]

You get the best **** cookies you'll ever taste


I insert a king sized bed

[insightful]

You get two pillows

I insert a basketball.

[rkrboi]

You get ERROR! CANNOT COMPUTE ORDER!



I insert Humorous Interpretation...

[insightful]

You get Bobby Wilson Can Eat His Own Face

I insert a tree.

[theatrix04]

I insert a tree

and get

A life time supply of nuts

[insightful]

I insert a tree

and get

A life time supply of nuts


What do you insert?

[OO Storyteller]

She inserts nothing.

She gets her money back.

I insert a diamond...

[Cinderella]

You get a bag of BBQ chips

I insert a coffee pot

[rezeewnaf]

You get 5,000 fire ants


I insert a Nintendo Wii

[NFox]

You get a PS3 and a treadmill.

I insert a spatula...

[OO Storyteller]

You get Strawberry Shortcake!

I insert a flirty comment...

[RiseAboveReality]

You get a bag of gummy worms and a dirty magazine.

I insert a toenail.

[OO Storyteller]

You get fingerprints

I insert the Marriot...

[Cinderella]

You get a sizeable collection of room keys, all signed by various star football players

I insert your mom

[NFox]

You get my dad.

I insert a honey-glazed ham...

[RiseAboveReality]

You get a rabbi lecturing about how un-kosher that ham was.

I insert a taco

[NFox]

You get a Chihuahua.

I insert Prince William.

[rezeewnaf]

You get William Smith, the Prince of Bel-Air


I insert everything that's been inserted so far

[Cinderella]

You get an error message and a free keychain!


I insert a nice pair of slacks

[RiseAboveReality]

You get an attractive man to go with the slacks.


I put in a telephone

[johnnn]

you get superman

i insert a fried snickers bar

[NFox]

You get a heart attack.

I insert my finger...

[OO Storyteller]

You get it cut off...duh!...haha

I insert a weapon of mass destruction...

[insightful]

You get a picture of Cuba

I insert a pair of sun glasses.

[OO Storyteller]

You get a colorful summer hat.

I insert Oprah Winfrey...

[insightful]

You get Dr. Phill

I insert a shoe lace.

[OO Storyteller]

You get Cinderella's glass shoe.

I insert a freshmen...

[Cinderella]

You get a grammar textbook with the "Singular and Plural" chapter bookmarked


I insert a can of soup


(I want my shoe back, b*tch!)

[RiseAboveReality]

You get bacon bits


I insert an alarm clock

[NFox]

You get woken up an hour earlier than expected by your neighbor's car alarm going off.

I insert a police officer's hat...

[rezeewnaf]

You also get bacon bits


I insert a tangerine

[RiseAboveReality]

You get a can opener


I insert a pair of colorful socks

[OO Storyteller]

You get rainfall with a nice rainbow.

I insert "The Three Little Pigs"...

[insightful]

You get "The Big Bad Wolf"

I insert my computer mouse.

[rezeewnaf]

You get an insistent Italian mother


I insert matador

[OO Storyteller]

You get a sign that says "no u turn."

I insert the National Forensics League...

[insightful]

You get CFL

I insert Old Spice deodorant.

[OO Storyteller]

You get a beautiful date.

I insert Vanilla Ice Cream...

[j.cole]

You get a messy chin

I insert a bag of eyeballs

[rkrboi]

And you get Bob Dylan.


I insert an amoeba...

[NFox]

You get evolution.

I insert Beethoven's First Symphony...

[johnnn]

You get Ray Charles

I insert a box full of sharp objects

[RiseAboveReality]

You get an emo kid


I insert the new Weezer CD

[Schadillac]

You get a soda can filled with concentrated awesomeness.

I insert a Scooby snack.

[RiseAboveReality]

You get a sandwich


I insert an iPod Nano

[Schadillac]

You get an iPod Nano touch Elite Video Phone (they haven't come out yet).

I insert a really big tree. (100th post - hooray)

[NFox]

You get slapped by environmentalists for chopping down that tree.

I insert a cotton ball...

[insightful]

You get a sweater

I insert used gum..

[lifesaspeech]

You get Gumby!

I insert cufflinks.

[Ryan]

You get the Chippendale's dancer they belong to.


I insert a poptart.

[lifesaspeech]

You get Brittany Spears.


I insert a sock puppet.

[OO Storyteller]

You get a real talking lamb.

I insert a long rubber band...

[insightful]

You get a sling shot.

I insert Co2.

[OO Storyteller]

You get O2.

I insert a star...

[RiseAboveReality]

You get a model of a molecule made of gumdrops and toothpicks.


I insert glitter

[OO Storyteller]

You get tiny snow flakes.

I insert Google...

[NFox]

You get answers to every question you've ever had.

I insert a copy of War and Peace...

[sjscott12]

you get a Leo Tolstoy action figure.

I insert a golden gavel-

[RiseAboveReality]

You got an angry senator demanding how you got hold of his precious gavel


I insert a little black binder

[insightful]

You get 6 small sheets of black 3-hole-punched paper.


I insert a Klondike Bar.

[NFox]

You get a bunch of people doing ludicrous things for an extremely cheap dessert treat.

I insert a tricycle...

[sjscott12]

you recieve a beguiled 6 year old boy

I insert Al Gore

[NFox]

You get a long, boring lecture, based primarily on scientific inaccuracies and misrepresentations.

I insert my hopes and dreams.

[rezeewnaf]

You get a copy of An Inconvenient Truth (you just made it sound like you really liked the movie)


I insert a box of Cheez-Its

[Aequaleis]

you get a 2x2 fictional square-character that turns out to be a major in phedophilia.

I insert Britney Spears

[lifesaspeech]

You get a banner that says "THATS WHAT SHE SAID"


I insert a pez dispenser.

[Aequaleis]

You get a machine-gun filled with bullet-shaped pez. Yummy.


I insert a 1st place nationals trophy.

[NFox]

You get Natalie Sintek, asking why you put her trophy into the vending machine.

I insert rope...

[insightful]

You get a teatherball pole

I insert a necktie...

[OO Storyteller]

You get the book How to Tie a Tie For Idiots.

I insert The Roman Empire...

[lifesaspeech]

You get a greek salad.



I insert a paperclip, a piece of lint, and not one, but TWO shiny pennies!

[NFox]

You get a Pog.

I insert a black hole...

[mooseontheloose]

You get the number 42

I insert a Whopper...

[rezeewnaf]

You get a Whoopi... Goldberg


I insert 84 nightcrawlers

[NFox]

You get a Creepy Crawler FROM 84.

I insert a pound of bromine...

[Ryan]

You get an orange soda emulsifier (also known as Kel)


I insert a Fundamentals of Corporate Finance textbook (because I want it as far away from me right now as I can get it)

[rezeewnaf]

You get a long, boring lecture, based primarily on scientific inaccuracies and misrepresentations.


I insert a vending machine

[insightful]

You get a plethora of different snack foods

I insert a key chain...

[Schadillac]

You get a janitor's set of keys.

I insert Al Sharpton.

[insightful]

You get a paper full of rap lyrics

I insert a vintage lamp....

[RiseAboveReality]

You get acid


I insert a pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream

[NFox]

You also get acid.

I insert a bluish-green liquid that appears to be slightly less viscous than maple syrup...

[Ryan]

You get a cup of leftover Hunch Punch from today's graduation party's after-after-afterparty.


I insert Niecy Nash.

[rezeewnaf]

You get a much needed blindfold


I insert McGruff The Crime Dog

[RiseAboveReality]

You get a sheriff's badge with your name on it.


I insert a hairdryer.

[lifesaspeech]

You get the Zohan.


I insert a trampoline.

[OO Storyteller]

You get "The fat lady who says it's over."

I insert "insightful" (the user)...

[rezeewnaf]

You get a copy of the DVD "Man on Fire"


I insert Bugs Bunny

[RiseAboveReality]

You get a carrot.


I insert a futon.

[NFox]

You get uncomfortable.

I insert the Bible...

[rezeewnaf]

You get Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and other fictional books


I insert a dart board

[OO Storyteller]

You get a bow and arrow.

I insert a highlighter...

[RiseAboveReality]

You get a Sharpie.


I insert a picnic basket.

[Interpret]

You get a ton of fire ants.

I insert a bag of tinsel...

[mooseontheloose]

You get a creepy talking snowman

I insert the movie The Brave Little Toaster...

[OO Storyteller]

You get the movie, The Scared Little Refridgerator.

I insert a light bulb...

[NFox]

You get Henry Woodward (Anyone who got that is a nerd)

I insert various mollusks...

[RiseAboveReality]

You get a Red Lobster menu.


I insert a manila folder.

[sjscott12]

you get the president's book of secrets

I insert a cup o' tea

[NFox]

You get the Queen of England.

I insert a half eaten dinner roll...

[Cinderella]

You get an alarmingly large rose-shaped pat of butter

I insert the Mona Lisa

[insightful]

You get a picture of Leonardo da Vinci

I insert my t.v. remote.

[RiseAboveReality]

You get a bowl of popcorn and your remote back.


I insert all of my summer homework.

[OO Storyteller]

You get an "Incomplete" stamp.

I insert a blank CDR...

[sjscott12]

you get 'Paper Planes' by M.I.A. and 'Je veux te voir' by Yelle.

I insert a cup of ramen noodles...

[RiseAboveReality]

You get an empty bowl back (I ate the noodles, sorry).


I insert a Nintendo 64.

[Schadillac]

You get Mario Party (i still play that game actually, lol)

I insert Hannah Montana (this oughta be good...)

[Sam8700]

you get naughty magazine pictures

I insert concert tickets

[insightful]

You get an electric guitar.

I insert a math textbook.

[Cinderella]

You get pie. The number and the food.

I insert one of those crazy straws with all the loops and squiggles

[RiseAboveReality]

You get a Lego roller coaster.


I insert a chocolate milkshake.

[sjscott12]

you get back a very belligerent Jared, from subway

I insert the movie "Gladiator"

[mooseontheloose]

you get entertained

I insert a llama...

[NFox]

You get an alpaca.

I insert Bill Cosby...

[Sam8700]

You get a sweater

I insert a Super Man

[mooseontheloose]

you get a unitard.

I insert Chuck Norris...

[insightful]

You get a round house kick to the face.

I insert a stereo.

[RiseAboveReality]

You get the new Coldplay CD.


I insert a Pokemon card.

[Interpret]

You get an electric rat with an urge to kill bicycles.

I insert an Enter Shikari CD...

[oHIo]

You get an electric rat with an urge to kill bicycles.

I insert an Enter Shikari CD...

You receive a remote with the power to change any television but yours.

I insert a fern...

[Schadillac]

You get a very happy pothead from California somewhere.

I insert a Nerf gun.

[Interpret]

You receive an explusion notice. Tsk Tsk says schoolboards.

I insert a cardboard cutout of Tim Russert....
(Too soon?)

[oHIo]

You receive an explusion notice. Tsk Tsk says schoolboards.

I insert a cardboard cutout of Tim Russert....
(Too soon?)

lol wow, that one was FRESH

You receive a steaming pile of guilt.

I insert a blackberry.

[RiseAboveReality]

You get the actual Blackberry phone.


I insert a pair of jeans.

[Cinderella]

You get a crumpled up $5 bill that's been through the wash

I insert a box of melted popsicles

[OO Storyteller]

You get a 2-liter of tropical punch.

I insert a treasure chest...

[Cinderella]

You get a pirate

I insert a Lithuanian flag

[insightful]

You get a foreign exchange student.

I insert a computer.

[sjscott12]

you get the GOOGLE gPhone

I insert Tiger Woods

[RiseAboveReality]

You get a chunk of turf.


I insert a pillow.

[sjscott12]

you get a pink-clad coed wanting to pillow fight

I insert Wal-Mart

[jdcongresscapt]

You get an elderly person asking you why the rifles are next to the pool supplies.

I insert Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

[sjscott12]

you get the deathstick

I insert the movie 'Army of Darkness'

"THIS... IS... MY... BOOMSTICK!"

[OO Storyteller]

You get a weird sign that reads, "Boo Yow!!"

I insert Nationals '08...

[RiseAboveReality]

You get a slot machine.


I insert a large pair of sunglasses.

[insightful]

You get an equally as large pair of shoes.

I insert an empty soda can.

[lifesaspeech]

You get a better environment.



I insert gypsie tears.

[RiseAboveReality]

You get protection and a silly moustache.

I insert a fedora.

[sjscott12]

you get a mafia croney

I insert Dr. Jeckyll

[lifesaspeech]

You get Dr. Phil.



I insert peanut butter, jelly, and a baseball bat.

[hookem168]

You get a very heavenly sandwich.

I insert Oprah

[sjscott12]

there's an angry mob of women rushing out of the vending machine

I isnsert a dragon

[hookem168]

You get Trogdor and a whole lot of burnination.

I insert a pair of boxing gloves

[lifesaspeech]

You get a million-dollar baby!



I insert a prosthetic arm.

[sjscott12]

you get a slap in the face from a prosthetic hand

I insert a lump of coal

[hookem168]

You get Superman squeezing it into a diamond lol

I insert my summer apathy

[sjscott12]

you get school-year apathy.

I insert a brain

[RiseAboveReality]

You get the game Cranium.


I insert a Harry Potter book.

[hookem168]

You get an old, gay wizard named Dumbledore lol

I insert an emoticon 8O

[lifesaspeech]

You get an emo-con. :(




I insert a training bra.

[hookem168]

you get a weird look :?

I insert my Y chromosome

[johnnn]

you get a slap in the face.........sorry


i insert a box of lucky charms

[lifesaspeech]

You get a greedy leprechaun.



I insert 3D Glasses.

[sjscott12]

you get a 3D world.

I insert a cell phone

[lifesaspeech]

You get the Verizon guy. "Can You Hear Me Now?...Good."


I insert Tony the Tiger.

[johnnn]

you get the rooster from the corn flakes box

i insert Turkish Delight

[rezeewnaf]

You get a Scrubs reference to the character Christopher Duncan Turk


I insert a band-aid

[johnnn]

you get The All American Rejects Manager.......


i insert 4 baloons

[rezeewnaf]

You get 4 cakes that say "Happy Birtday" accompanied with 4 sobbing children.


I insert a grandfather clock.

[lifesaspeech]

You get a grandmother watch.



I insert a blank check.

[sjscott12]

you get defaulted on checking account

I insert Obama

[RiseAboveReality]

You get fried chicken and watermelon.


I insert an old yearbook.

[lifesaspeech]

You get a new calendar!



I insert a fortune cookie.

[cseg]

you get narrow eyes

i insert A ps3

[OO Storyteller]

You get 600 bucks back.

I insert a McDonalds meal...

[lifesaspeech]

You get a copy of the dvd "Super Size Me".




I insert a camel.

[OO Storyteller]

You get a pack of cigarettes.

I insert Madison Square Garden...

[Schadillac]

You get the NBA draft! (I'm not the only one that watched that tonight, right?)

I insert Derrick Rose (if you don't know who that is, please google it).

[Jolt]

You get the best NCAA basketball record in history (you're not the only one who watched lol)

I insert George W. Bush

[lifesaspeech]

You get hot air.




I insert molten lava.

[RiseAboveReality]

You get an 8th grade science experiment.



I insert a mousepad.

[sjscott12]

you get, strangely, a gerbil

I insert San Francisco

[Schadillac]

You get a gigantic bridge and a bunch of liberals.

I insert my little brother (please tell me that I get something better in return!)

[insightful]

You get a childrens book.

I insert my cell phone.

[Chewie]

You get a text from Paris Hilton. You smartly delete it before opening.

I insert my birthday.

[cseg]

you get a empty box

i insert a firework

[sjscott12]

you get a roman candle to the face

I insert a rapper (not like the trash, well, their music is anyways...)

[johnnn]

you get "Grillz"



i insert Rock Band

[insightful]

You get hours of mind numbing fun.

I insert a pair of sneakers.

[johnnn]

you get a gift card to foot locker



i insert an acoustic guitar

[insightful]

You get an amplifier.

I insert a blank CD.

[johnnn]

you get a copy of The Carter III by Lil Wayne


i insert a skateboard

[insightful]

You get Rodney Mullen.

I insert a dog tag.

[johnnn]

you get enlisted in the army.


i insert 87 trophies

[Jolt]

you get a trophy shelf

I insert grilled cheese

[johnnn]

you get macaroni

i insert a baby

[insightful]

You get an old senile woman.

I insert a tooth brush.

[OO Storyteller]

You get The Idiot's Guide To Brushing Teeth.

I insert a bowl of cereal...

[lifesaspeech]

You get a serial killer.




I insert a bandaid.

[johnnn]

you get the last person who entered a bandaid




i insert Jamie Lynn Spears

[Schadillac]

You get me laughing hysterically at another Spears sister ruining my life (I'm cruel, I know).

I insert 50 cents (I'm really thirsty and it says "Coke Machine" on the outside!)

[johnnn]

you get a flashing "Sold Out"


i insert a house made out of legos

[sjscott12]

you get a lung-enhanced wolf who seems confused

I insert a metrosexual male

[johnnn]

you get a colorful han****


i insert a heart

[Jolt]

you get an appendix



I insert the Red Hot Chili Peppers

[lifesaspeech]

You get hot tamales!





I insert an interp binder.

[johnnn]

you get slicks

i insert four Hershey bars

[sjscott12]

you get back 2 smores

I insert chewbacca!

[johnnn]

you get $50 for donating hair to cancer



i insert reeses for breakfast

[rezeewnaf]

You get baffled adults and kids have a cereal party in front of a swirling background of orange and brown.


I insert a mosquito

[johnnn]

you get West Nile


i insert a ghost

[OO Storyteller]

You get a copy of "Ghostbusters."

I insert the movie, "The Great Debaters"...

[Schadillac]

You get the unforgettable phrase "In Texas, they lynch Negroes."

I insert two scrambled eggs.

[RayNesrym]

you get two egged scrambles

I insert a soda

[sjscott12]

You get a dollar

I insert England

[Jolt]

you get Natasha Bedingfield


I insert the Olympics

[sjscott12]

you get enraged anti-beijingists

I insert an athlete

[Interpret]

You get critics tearing apart everything they ever do.


I insert a calendar with wolves on it.

[insightful]

You get a palm pilot.

I insert a TI-34 calculator.

[sjscott12]

you get Googleplexus

I insert Disney World

[insightful]

You get Mickey Mouse

I insert a piece of computer paper.

[sjscott12]

you get a report back

I insert a ninja

[insightful]

You get a shuriken.

I insert a stereo system.

[sjscott12]

you hear "Explosions in the Sky" emanating from the vending machine.

I insert Pandora's Box

[insightful]

You get a mythical creature.

I insert an VHS copy of Toy Story.

[sjscott12]

you get buzz!

I insert a martian!

[Schadillac]

You get a little green guy name Marvin.

I insert a miniature vending machine......into the larger vending machine.

[OO Storyteller]

You get a sign that reads, "Explosion. I just broke this vending machine."

I insert a giant tv...

[insightful]

You get a Blu-ray version of the movie You Got Served.

I insert a cordless telephone.

[OO Storyteller]

You get a cord-wielding house phone.

I insert a bag of Miniature Snickers bars...

[sjscott12]

you get a bunch of little chocolate fairies

I insert an illegal substance

[insightful]

You get a team of FBI Investigators.

I insert a used napkin.

[OO Storyteller]

You get a clean towel.

I insert a computer mouse...

[johnnn]

you get an elephant


i insert a french horn

[OO Storyteller]

You get Beethovan's Symphony.

I insert a bowl, full of apples...

[insightful]

You get a copy of the book Johnny Appleseed.

I insert an ink pen.

[sjscott12]

you get an octoupus!

I insert a mouse *squeek!*

[insightful]

You get a snake.

I insert a paintball gun.

[sjscott12]

you get splattered

I insert a complete nerd

[insightful]

You get a varsity football player.

I insert a copy of the latest issue of 17 magazine.

[sjscott12]

you get a girl full of zits and straightened hair

I insert a doctor

[insightful]

You get a lawyer

I insert a four door sedan.

[sjscott12]

you get a pimpmobile

I insert a million bucks

[insightful]

(no currency)
but you get an apple


I insert a pair of eye glasses.

[sjscott12]

you get x-ray vision

[johnnn]

SJSCOTT gets nothing for inserting nothing


i insert a blind mans keyboard

[insightful]

You get a sheet of braille.

I insert a PS3.

[johnnn]

you get an original playstation


i inert a tin charlie brown trashcan

[insightful]

You get a stuffed snoopy bear.

I insert a piece of tin foil.

[johnnn]

you get a toothache



i insert every single Beatles song recorded

[sjscott12]

OH MY GOD YOU GET MY LIFE. :D:D:D:D:D:D

I insert the world

[OO Storyteller]

You get Mars with people living on it...(somehow)

I insert chopsticks...

[johnnn]

you get rice.


i insert Picasso

[insightful]

You get Vincent Van Gogh

I insert sun tan lotion.

[johnnn]

you get a sunburn for getting rid of the lotion


i insert schlitterbahn

[insightful]

You get a receipt.

I insert an empty soda can.

[sjscott12]

you get a happy environmentalist

I insert a rose