Post about the poster above you

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

A man who has not joined my club where we all realize that size and interesting nmber factors matter. :)


Whoa, 101, like the Dalmatians!

[FunkyChicken]

A man who has not realized that I am not a man.

[megz642]

has announced her gender in her signature

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

A woman who doesn't realize how much of an idiot I feel for calling FunkyChicken a dude. :oops:

[sassafrassz]

Feels like an idiot for calling FunkyChicken a dude. DUDE...

[ria]

makes 7.10 an hour minimum wage.

[Man with No Nation]

Is a storyteller who posts a whole heck of a lot.

[ria]

could not possible beat me in an arguement. :wink:

[Man with No Nation]

Obviously doesn't know me very well.

[ria]

has obviously forgotten the arguement i won at the harrison county tournament.

[FunkyChicken]

won an argument. Maybe she's a debater in DISGUISE!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: TO THE HILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cinderella]

Can now be found in "the hills"

[flyfarfromhere]

made my new years (and probably chuckie lee's too)!

[ria]

shares cinderella with chuckie lee.

[sassafrassz]

Wants a job, but doesn't have one.

[ria]

likes my fluffy pink bunnies idea.

[sassafrassz]

doesn't realize my favorite color is pink, and that I also like cute, fluffy things.

http://www.e-teddies.com.au/images/fluffy_bunny_pink.jpg

All together now, "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

[Man with No Nation]

Is right about me forgetting the debate at H.C.

[sassafrassz]

TOTALLY wasn't as fast as I was.

[ria]

just totally posted about the wrong person!! hehehe...

[sassafrassz]

Again, not fast enough!

[flyfarfromhere]

amazes me with super-speed

[ria]

took the words right out of my mouth. or, my head, since i didn't actually say them...yeah, whatever.

stop with the super-speediness!

[sassafrassz]

apparently doesn't like super-speediness.

Fine. I'm done. :)

[flyfarfromhere]

has decided from here on out to keep her super-speed powers underground.

[ria]

is done.

i do too like super-speediness! i just don't like it to be super-speedier than me! :wink:

[sassafrassz]

!!
Seems everyone is faster than you, ria.

[ria]

grr! i feel so slow!!

perhaps this is why i was never very good at sports....

[flyfarfromhere]

well then, good thing you do forensics. =)

[Man with No Nation]

Is apparently slow...

[flyfarfromhere]

his comment should be for himself. XD

[ria]

i'm going to make one big comment about everybody on here right now:

has no life because he/she is online at 2:58 a.m. talking about how slow everyone else is!

[sassafrassz]

Articulated what I was thinking.

It's only 12:02 here! But I agree

[ria]

well, ok, if it's just midnight for you, you have a bit more of an excuse, i suppose. but it's three a.m. here in central kentucky, so i guess i'm just crazy.

on that note....has an excuse.

[sassafrassz]

should get more sleep.

[ria]

can still think at midnight.

actually, this is my normal sleep cycle during school breaks. i won't be really tired for another hour or so.

[sassafrassz]

is insane.
But I don't usually go to bed until after 12, usualy 1 or 2, on school nights either. Waking up in the morning is a *****, though.

[ria]

is correct.
i tend to go to bed between ten and eleven on school nights.

[flyfarfromhere]

is lucky.

i wish i could go to sleep between 10 and 11 on school nights. i have too much work to do, so i usually end up working from the moment i get home until ten or eleven, then i'm in no mood to go right to sleep. well, i guess i do riddle that time with breaks and other lapses in work ethic.

[This is not Jenn]

thinks i need pink fluffy bunnies

[flyfarfromhere]

NEEDS FLUFFY PINK BUNNIES!

[Man with No Nation]

Thinks that This is not Jenn needs fluffy pink bunnies.

[This is not Jenn]

obviously has a nation

[flyfarfromhere]

obviously is jenn! (yes, i know we've been through this already)

[JoeleDaCuban]

has confused me

[megz642]

has informed us about how there are no late fees at blockbuster anymore (rejoice!)

[flyfarfromhere]

is rejoicing

[JoeleDaCuban]

should now be called "captain obvious"

[This is not Jenn]

is cuban!


woo! i have hit a new low, and that includes the drunk mean ones

[Man with No Nation]

should also be called Captain Obvious.

[This is not Jenn]

doesnt know I am captain obvious

[megz642]

has revealed her secret identity

[Cinderella]

has probably run off to tell the press that she's uncoverd the much pondered secret identity of the famed captain obvious

[Man with No Nation]

Lost a slipper as she ran home.

[FunkyChicken]

apparently found the slipper, and should go around on a quest to find the girl whose shoe fits; because princes have nothing better to do with their time

[Man with No Nation]

Thinks that I'm a prince...But he is right, I have nothing better to do...Ever...

[flyfarfromhere]

CAN'T be a prince, because he has no nation.

[Cinderella]

Thinks he knows how to classify princes

[flyfarfromhere]

just allowed me to experience my 200th post. =)

[Cinderella]

just allowed me to experience my ...uh... 704th post

[This is not Jenn]

has a moving avatar...i think.
it kinda creeps me out

[Cinderella]

is the second person to be creeped out by my avatar

[flyfarfromhere]

was previously warned about the creepiness of a moving pink panther.

i am proud to be the first to be creeped out by her avatar.

[Cinderella]

Has an equally menacing avatar - seriously, your food-being looks like its going to charge my pink panther with that sharp plastic silverware

[Chewie]

Would gain INSTANT INFINITE CREDIBILITY if she changed her avatar to a picture of Peter Sellers doing something silly. :D

[ria]

craves a silly peter sellers.

[Chewie]

Has the observational skills of a hawk...no, really...seriously...I mean it...no sarcasm...:P

[ria]

has discovered my secret desire to be a hawk when i grow up...sssshhhh!!

[flyfarfromhere]

deceives all. her true wish is to be a peregrine falcon. the hawk story is just a cover up.

[Man with No Nation]

Is obsessed with birds (IDK)

[JoeleDaCuban]

has no nation

[ria]

...is cuban? unless i'm misreading your name up there.

[This is not Jenn]

name rhymes with "skia"

[FunkyChicken]

makes me want to go skiing. I shall cry about my lack of powder now.

[Cinderella]

Is crying now


(Chewie, I'm trying to find a moving picture of Peter Sellers blinking.... actually the reason I have the pink panther one is because I couldnt find a good enough Peter Sellers one in the first place)

[veronica]

Has an avatar that goes with my ring tone on my cell phone right now

[JoeleDaCuban]

lives in Kentucky

[sassafrassz]

is totally unoriginal when it comes to posting about the poster above him.

[JoeleDaCuban]

Is rediculously mean, and should be stabbed in the eye with a pen!

[OOJessOO]

Is, on the other hand, so ridiculously nice to me on the rare occasions that I see him! And also apparently makes a weird face in his DI?

Ha! Post about ME, *****es! :P

[ria]

craves attention.

[This is not Jenn]

is 30 days away from being a year long member

[veronica]

Became a member in my birth month

[JoeleDaCuban]

is waiting for Tina (who is obese) to come eat her dinner.

[Chewie]

Has a humorously incorrect signature...by which I mean...the humor...is incorrect.

[ria]

is really really funny!

wow, only that long?....yeah...i did join last february, didn't i?..hmm, i should see how many posts i made in one year. just for kicks.

[JoeleDaCuban]

wants to see how many posts she made in one year because she wants to be kicked

[Chewie]

Made me go "heheheh" and get on my kickin' boots.

[ria]

has kickin' boots.

[This is not Jenn]

has a secret crush on chew

[kungfuhampster]

likes to get in other peoples business

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

Takes personal pleasure from defending the rodentia world from evil! :P

[JoeleDaCuban]

knows what the word "rodentia" means... unlike some cubans I know.

[ria]

erm...doesn't know what the word "rodentia" means.

[JoeleDaCuban]

is correct

[This is not Jenn]

His location is the nickname of one of my friends here.

[Chewie]

Is my friend, really, but honey, your avatar just killed my hampster.

[megz642]

is mourning his hamster

[This is not Jenn]

Is my friend, really, but honey, your avatar just killed my hampster.

that makes no sense!


Anways...carrying on
likes fastfood

[FunkyChicken]

thinks the same thing as me. How does a little blue man kill a hamster?

[flyfarfromhere]

obviously cannot appreciate little blue men's hampster-killing powers.

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

is clearly mortified by a blue-man's killing power

[JoeleDaCuban]

used a hyphen for "blue man" when it is not needed.

[veronica]

has an exotic name

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

enjoys the company of German Midgets, Dwarves, tiny people, Whatever is the PC name for them

[veronica]

wishes he could enjoy the company of the wee people like i do...

what u don't knwo is that i am Queen of the WEE people.. yes that includes Wee Man

[flyfarfromhere]

holy crap! i've discovered the queen! attack in t-minus 7 hours.

should be watching out for an attack in t-minus 7 hours.

[veronica]

Good job in being secretive about ur attack :wink:

i'll be sleeping ne ways

[ria]

isn't worried about an attack coming her way.

[megz642]

is secretly plotting an attack of her own

[JoeleDaCuban]

is Ria's secret partner in crime

[flyfarfromhere]

has unwittingly acted to attract attention so as to minimize the notice given to my master plan.

[JoeleDaCuban]

has a master plan.... and everyone knows it!

[flyfarfromhere]

psht, knows i have a master plan, but totally doesn't know what it is.

[JoeleDaCuban]

underminds my telepathic ablilities... 8)

[sassafrassz]

Is telepathic, so probably knows what I'm thinking RIGHT NOW!

[ria]

is thinking super-secret thoughts....which won't be super-secret for long!

[kungfuhampster]

knows the now semi-secret thoughts

[Cinderella]

has a user name that reminds me of the COOLEST dancing hampster EVER! ...you know those dancing hampsters that they have at like spencers and wallgreens and stuff (yes, i just said spencers and wallgreens) but theres one that sings everybody was kung fu fighting and its the best one

[JoeleDaCuban]

enjoys dancing hampsters

[veronica]

enjoys dancing hampster him self but forgets to tell the hwole true that he likes his dancing hampsters wearing gold chains while dancing to Snoop-Dog

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

has a bad case of lysdexia

[flyfarfromhere]

dyslexics of the world, untie!

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

favorite movie is feltch

[flyfarfromhere]

thinks my favorite movie is "feltch."

what is this movie you speak of?

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

clearly is not lysdexic because he can't understand his favorite movie "Fletch"

[flyfarfromhere]

...yeah, still never heard of it. i have no clue what this "fletch" movie is, but i know that it's not my favorite.

[Chewie]

Perhaps doesn't understand that you should try making "Fletch" into an anagram of a movie, which may be his favorite one. *Has no idea what the movie could be*

[ria]

doesn't know what other people's favorite movies are because he's too busy watching his own favorite movies.

[megz642]

is too busy talking to walls to watch movies

[veronica]

wants marias wall talking abilities..too busy watching ATFH... and not enough Family Guy

[This is not Jenn]

avatar sings the same song i was singing the other day and all the french people thought i was insane.

Funkychicken..DUDE my avatar is Bam Margera!

[Chewie]

Makes us wander back about 40 posts to figure out what the heck she's referring to. Also, refuses to deny that I'm hawt. As she should. Because I am. Hawt, that is. I am hawt. Jenn says so.

[FunkyChicken]

talk about the person who should know that I really didn't know, and now i feel enlightened. Thank you jenn. I'm now...um...enlightened.

[JoeleDaCuban]

changes the subject easily

[Chewie]

Has a surprisingly high "o" to "constanant" ratio in his location name, which makes me thinks of prostitutes named Florence.

[veronica]

name reminds me of the Chew CHew Train song.... "Come on Ride the Train... Its a Chew Chew and ride it!"

[JoeleDaCuban]

is easily reminded of songs which were written in the early 1990s.

[FunkyChicken]

is pretty **** good with song etymology

[JoeleDaCuban]

is correct

[Ryan]

has lost his pen

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

is freaking me out how he knows what people are missing in their lives

[JoeleDaCuban]

Has never seen my DI... because if he has, he'd know that I take a pen and I stab my servant in the eye, and then argue over what is coming out of his eye (puss or tears)... and then once I'm done arguing... I state "Now I've lost my pen."

[Katrina]

Has a very obscure and intriguing DI piece, not the usual . . .

[JoeleDaCuban]

is making me blush

[This is not Jenn]

smells like freshly mowed grass

[FunkyChicken]

Makes me wonder what kind of grass she is smelling :P

[This is not Jenn]

I think she just accused me of being a pot head...

[FunkyChicken]

Is correct. CRACKPOTWHORESKANKHO*****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 111111111111111111111111111111111burn her at the stake!

[megz642]

has a lot of anger-related issues to deal with

[flyfarfromhere]

has been rocking up the tab room this weekend.

[Man with No Nation]

Has been to the tab room this weekend.

[ria]

won congress this weekend...i think. or tied for first or something like that.

[JoeleDaCuban]

is unsure of herself

[Man with No Nation]

won congress this weekend...i think. or tied for first or something like that. Yep, I tied for first. Thank you for noticing ^^.

Anyway, back to the topic on hand. Claims to be a "dacuban".

[megz642]

participated in the only event that ran smoothly at crestian.

[Man with No Nation]

Participated at something/someplace called "Crestian"

[flyfarfromhere]

is wrong. she helped run crestian...which is probably why it was so poorly organized. good job megan!! haha

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

absolutely rocked my sox off this weekend

[This is not Jenn]

is now sockless

[ria]

isn't.

[Chewie]

May want to do a little shopping (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0321103548/qid=1106103767/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/103-2578567-0487014?v=glance&s=books&n=507846).

Okay, okay. Sorry. I'm done now.

[sassafrassz]

Really IS a grammar Nazi. And hopefully really IS done for now.

[flyfarfromhere]

noted that he is a grammar Nazi, much different from me, the Defender of Grammar. there's a real difference; i swear.

[megz642]

just accused me of screwing up the Crestian, but I still love him anyway. (p.s.- TOTALLY wasn't my fault, i swear....)
also, had pepito turn a kid into a chicken at HI Finals.

[flyfarfromhere]

apparantly saw my poorly practiced, poorly executed turning-into-a-chicken routine. i must practice that before next tournament. i think it could be funny if i get it right (unlike what happened in finals).

[This is not Jenn]

is having blocking issues

[kungfuhampster]

has issues with french people

[megz642]

has issues with rodents

[Chewie]

...has issues with displaying awesome avatars.


Do you or someone you know have a really cool avatar? Do others often compliment you on how sweet your picture looks, or ask where they can get it?

It's okay...

There's help.

Call 555-CHEW-RULZ and Join: Chewie's Really Awesome Avatars Party (CRAAP)

We sit and discuss our awesome avatars, and then watch ATHF and play old video games. It's sweet. And you can be too. Just call.

[ria]

is desperate for members.

[This is not Jenn]

has a secret crush on chew

[flyfarfromhere]

has a secret crush on ria

[Man with No Nation]

has a secret crush on this is not jenn (wow, this thread is unoriginal...)

[flyfarfromhere]

despises secret crushes! burn the witch!

[Man with No Nation]

Believes I'm a guy-witch...

[ria]

thinks we're unoriginal! *tut* the nerve! :wink:

[Chewie]

Has a distinctly exotic and fruity name.

[This is not Jenn]

no longer thinks i am hawt

[sassafrassz]

Is the only American in a city of 100,000.

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

Lives in the same land as sports merchandise conglomo NIKE

[sassafrassz]

May or may not be aware that I've acctually BEEN to the LARGEST NIKE STORE IN THE WORLD- Niketown. It wasn't that exciting.

[flyfarfromhere]

has been to the same place that i once went to.

agreed - not that exciting.

[Man with No Nation]

believes Niketown is not exciting and wants to fly from Niketown

[JoeleDaCuban]

believes that tall, gangly, HI winning jewish men know how to fly

[flyfarfromhere]

doesn't believe in my flying powers!

[Quatapi]

joined the board on armistice day

[flyfarfromhere]

knows when (and, i'm assuming, what) armistice day is.

i'm not too ashamed to admit my ignorance. sure, i could look it up, but i'd rather someone feed me the info =)

[JoeleDaCuban]

is honest... and lazy

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

Is ZESTY

[sassafrassz]

enjoys varied flavors

[This is not Jenn]

Has a black room

[ria]

is the only american in a city of 100,000.

[This is not Jenn]

Has read my signature

[megz642]

from her signature, also enjoys chicken run

[BansheeSoccer13]

has an avitar that makes me hungry in a strange way...

[Man with No Nation]

Doesn't have an avatar...

[megz642]

doesn't have an avatar either

[This is not Jenn]

Doesnt know how obsessed I am with Chicken Run.

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

Forgets consonants in her signature

[ria]

has a username that makes me think of the simpsons.

[JoeleDaCuban]

is confused, and doesn't know it.

Jimbo is DEFINATELY from South Park!

[Chewie]

Doesn't remember Jimbo the bully...the one with the skull shirt and purple skull cap. Booya!

[JoeleDaCuban]

is correct.

However... of the two Jimbo's.... the one from south park is better.

[ria]

bleh...likes south park.

i have never liked south park. i find it rather...well, stupid. and annoying.

[Chewie]

Doesn't understand the obvious intention of South Park to be as stupid and annoying as possible in order to portray a starkingly contrasting moral message about all things in life...or at least show the moral benefits of killing the kid in the orange hoodie.

[ria]

thinks there are moral benefits to killing a kid in an orange hoodie.

[Man with No Nation]

Doesn't know that they killed off the idea of killing the kid in the orange hoodie and doesn't know a hysterical show when she sees it!

[flyfarfromhere]

considers south park a hysterical show, but probably doesn't even know what mystery science theater is!

[veronica]

Is correct and secretly watches reruns of Full House

[This is not Jenn]

is jealous of the olsen twins

[Megan]

is in France.

jenn....i envy you.

[ria]

envies jenn.
isn't in france.
makes me think of mathematical equations.

[kungfuhampster]

says too many things about 1 person

[dukmeister]

is critical of others replies

[megz642]

lives in a (hopefully real) town called Floor-Rinse.

[JoeleDaCuban]

went to the most amazing camp EVER this summer!

[Cinderella]

went there too!!!

[JoeleDaCuban]

went there three!

[megz642]

went there four!

[dukmeister]

made themself fourth in a list that started them first

[JoeleDaCuban]

lives in a place that is just too great to be true!

[Man with No Nation]

Apparently doesn't know much aboot Florence, KY

[JoeleDaCuban]

is correct... and is apparently from Canada

[veronica]

is from a place that makes me want to dance

[This is not Jenn]

apparntly likes to dance in Florida

[Chewie]

Would like to be asked what it's like to be the only American in a city of 100,000, an exercise in which I will currently engage.

*ahem*

Hey, Jenn, what's it like being the only American in a city of 100,000?

[This is not Jenn]

would like to know whats it like to be the only american in a city of 100,000 and also wants to know why i hate boston

chew- did you get my email?

[Chewie]

Averted my question with a clever little aversion, you averter, you.

And yes, I did. And I still don't get why YOU would not like Boston because of a French guy's opinion.

[dukmeister]

successfully used 'averter' in a sentence

--

"is correct... and is apparently from Canada"

As a Canadian, I take offense to that .. both the implication that Canada is not a nation, and the suggestion that Ali is from there.

;)

[sassafrassz]

Somehow feels that someone suggested that Canada is not a nation.

[JoeleDaCuban]

is clever.

[veronica]

easily states what we already know

[BansheeSoccer13]

Is envious of other people's firm grasp of the obvious!

[sassafrassz]

Has a firm grasp of the obvious!

[BansheeSoccer13]

allows me to perpetuate my sting of overly obvious statements by saying that he apparently is Perpetually Overly Enthusiastic

[sassafrassz]

Think's I'm a guy! :x

What kind of guy would use the name "sassafrassz"? No one I know of!

[Chewie]

Is, indeed, a very attractive lady (http://forensicsonline.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=39228#39228), who is my new fo.net crush, so I can make Jenn jealous.

[sassafrassz]

Makes me blush

[flyfarfromhere]

has hot pants for chewie

[Chewie]

Just has hot pants.

[This is not Jenn]

sended me a funny-tastic email

[BansheeSoccer13]

Can now watch Chicken Run...IN FRENCH!! too cool! :wink:

[ria]

hmm...decisions, decisions...what to say...

can't spell! :wink: and defends me when people pick on me! heehee, love ya rachel!

[Quatapi]

talks to walls

[dukmeister]

has a sig that makes my brain turn itself inside out after a long swing comp.

[Man with No Nation]

Is from Canaydia.

[BansheeSoccer13]

Is from Kentucky...which might explain why he can't spell Canada (haha...j/j)

[This is not Jenn]

is one of 13 banshees who like soccer

[Man with No Nation]

Lives in France, but wants to go back to Kansas (Off to see the Wizard of Oz?)