Post about the poster above you

[nirorivers6]

haha, is speechless about my llama of shock!

[theatrix04]

haha, is speechless about my llama of shock!

Is quite mistaken and amused too easily. Does not know the difference.

I am not speechless and doubts his llama of shcck. Better be careful

[Dern]

Underestimates llamas.

[theatrix04]

Must not have seen many llamas recently. Definitely more west than south.

[Chewie]

I thought permaban meant forever...

At least twoo weeks... hmmmm, did I miss something, guess it was for the IP address not the log in

Yes, you did. Both of you should read the thread in mod issues a bit more closely, or just ask me if you have any questions.

[kungfuhampster]

really likes to interupt in games... just kidding! But seriously.

[KrispyKreme]

Is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Hampster

[kungfuhampster]

points out amazing things

[Dern]

Whose kung fu hamster is worse than a kick boxing guinea pig.

[ria]

breeds kickboxing guinea pigs.

[theatrix04]

is awesome, perky, loves chocolate, penguins, speech, people, ultimate frisbee, and may still not have found her perfect summer job.

[ria]

seems to still be holding out hope that i'll find a summer job. i have just a little over a month left 'till i go back to school. summer job is not happening.

[nirorivers6]

never really wanted a summer job :wink:

[Dern]

Is going broke.

[nirorivers6]

is broke

[Dern]

Is probably going to rob a bank.

[nirorivers6]

is a clerk at the bank, one with a particualry illshapen nose.

[Dern]

Will spend the money on nose replacement.

(Yay, I am a teller)

[nirorivers6]

will bring a malpractice suit against the plastic surgeon who mistakenly reassigned the gender instead of fixing the nose. the nose remains irregular and shaped like MT. Rushmore. Dernette's face is soon seen on Opah and People's Magazine
(a teller eh? well go tell the mountains...)

[Dern]

Sheds a tear.

(uh okay)

[nirorivers6]

realizes that tear will bring to life a little sprout

[Dern]

Knows that sprout will grow into the bean stalk.

[Chewie]

Makes it a point to enjoy his pears.

[kungfuhampster]

Likes to sell pears on tuesdays

[Dern]

Wantsd to enter the competitive pear selling market

[nirorivers6]

Has ties with the mafia to ensure his pear monopoly.

[Aelfric5578]

Every now and then goes on mad-paced posting sprees and seems to reply to something in every sub-forum.

[nirorivers6]

will use his tear gas to attack the pear businessmen with his predictable onion tatics.

[Dern]

Notices the mad posting.

[nirorivers6]

has an avatar that is rather gloomy.

[theatrix04]

has an avatar which seems to be missing a carrot.
has a team which seems to be missing an adult coach at the moment.
seems to be quite zealous and dedicated to the speech program at their school.

[nirorivers6]

is the wise sage of FOL

[theatrix04]

is the wise sage of FOL

Has probably doubled number of posts in the past month.

As Chewie has pointed out more than once, needs to learn to type in paragrahs, not just indentation since the last LONG LONG post had to be edited for paragraphs -- single spacing between paragraphs is too hard to read. GOOD content and requests, but might be lost when smooshed together.

Is a nice compliment with previous post, but actually Chewie, Ria, Ryan, Jason, and others are actually more the FOL wise sages and have dealt with NFL Nationals more. However,many thanks for the compliment.

[Dern]

Is modest!

[KrispyKreme]

keeps going and going and going and going....








and going and going and going...

[kungfuhampster]

hates batteries, prefers solar

[Chewie]

Lives in proximity of myself!

[KrispyKreme]

finally hit 5k.

[GlobalLlama]

Isn't even close to 5k, but is, nevertheless, closer than I.

EDIT: That was 700 though! Yay!

[KrispyKreme]

is my favorite extemper.

[kungfuhampster]

Has a favorite extemper.

I have 3. Special? Yeah, I know.

[KrispyKreme]

is like 7-Eleven, he's not always doing business... but he's always open

[Cinderella]

apparently has never been to the 7-11 down the street from my school. man is it hoppin'

[nirorivers6]

is supporting her local 7/11

[Aelfric5578]

Is doing that frenzied posting thing again. (Not that that's a bad thing)

[nirorivers6]

(Its kind of like the groundhog. If I don't see my shadow I happily just read posts without responding for two more weeks. But if I do, there will be a blizzard of posting.)

Created the original tear gas (Haha, onion, tear)

[popper2014]

splurges on postings

[Aelfric5578]

Posted 1 minute before I could write this: "Likes to make comments relating to me being Ã*munlaukrinn." aimed towards niro

[nirorivers6]

would not consider the yellow tint to onoins real... GASP!

[theatrix04]

Almost at 500, you can do it within the next few hours.

[nirorivers6]

hopefully will help nic reach this as he helps her reach 3000

[theatrix04]

NEEDS TO LOCATE THE CARROT FOR HIS ENERGIZER BUNNY ICON

[nirorivers6]

did not know that Nic tried ever so hard to post a picture of a carrot, but is to foolish to be able to. Guess the carrot has yet to be found.

[theatrix04]

http://images.google.com/images?


http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://toons.artie.com/easter/20050315/arg-dead-carrot-207x165-url.gif&imgrefurl=http://toons.artie.com/easter/arg-dead-carrot-207x165-url.html&h=165&w=207&sz=6&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=TBMZfQJ01f-B5M:&tbnh=84&tbnw=105&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcartoon%2Bcarrot%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3D en%26lr%3D

[nirorivers6]

(oh my! I might have to find a new carrot! That actuslly made me laugh and then rather sad. But maybe we can give it to Chewie's goat.)
Is in fact a power puff girl.

[Aelfric5578]

Might find this useful:

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/6728/happyrabbitrb8.jpg

Theatrix's carrot doesn't have to be dead with flies. it could actually make one rabbit very happy.

[nirorivers6]

GASP OF JOY! A CARROT OH BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-
O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-
O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-
O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-
O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-
O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-
O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-
O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-
O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-
O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-
O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-
O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-
O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-
O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-O-BOY-
Maybe I can get an onion in the other hand! Or in the same one when I'm done with my carrot or 500!
Wahoo! Multiply that by ten and it might be comprable to Chewie and ria. Theatrix is next!

Oh, is the master of vegetation.

(Edited by Chewie for silliness)

[Aelfric5578]

Just reached 500 posts.

[nirorivers6]

will be all alone, because moi is getting very sle...wdsnku hbdf0- Oh, sorry head fell on the keyboard.

[Dern]

Head probably fell from an overdose on posting.

[nirorivers6]

huh, whatcha... :scratches neck in a frantic motion: whactcha

has revived from before

[Dern]

Has not added the carrot to the avatar!

[kungfuhampster]

Is an apparent carrot activist.

[Aelfric5578]

Should form an alliance with the carrot activists for the benefit of the rodents he defends.

[jdcongresscapt]

Fails to realize that rodents don't LIKE carrots.

[KrispyKreme]

knows a few rodents who confirmed this fact.

[Chewie]

Finally broke down and bought me a Ferrari.

WHERE IS IT?

[Dern]

Ponders the meaning of life.

[popper2014]

serches for a purpose in a life

[Cinderella]

"serches" for the purpose of the dictionary

[justine]

legitimately made me laugh out loud. :lol: (I don't even know why I found that so funny)

[Dern]

Is unsure of humor sources.

[KrispyKreme]

Spends his Tuesdays with Morrie... which is kinda creepy cause Morrie's dead... hmmmmm

[popper2014]

enjoys the writings of Mitch Albom

[GlobalLlama]

Has a thing for camels?!?!?!

[Dern]

Loves the camel's hump.

[pan50]

stalks people to discover their interests

[popper2014]

exploits the fact that Dern is a stalker

[Little Fresh]

makes you think about the people you talk to online

[popper2014]

indeed makes me think

[CaptainBee]

Has no signature . . .

[KrispyKreme]

Has learned to stop worrying and love the bomb.

[pan50]

knows about the bomb

[Little Fresh]

likes forensics camps in texas

[justine]

seems a little ignorant about forensics camp in texas because there was no "and should because it's the most amazing thing in the whole entire world" on the end of that last post. Because forensics camp in texas is the most amazing thing in the whole entire world!!! :lol:

[Little Fresh]

is very good at this game

[popper2014]

likes the idea of jumping off a cliff


scary

[KrispyKreme]

probably knows what an Illini is.

[Little Fresh]

Thinks that is hot.

[GlobalLlama]

Knows Drew's sexual preferences a little TOO well.

[popper2014]

[heart]s extemp

[airpezman]

Loves to beat GBS and DGS.


PEZ

[popper2014]

confuses me

what?

[theatrix04]

MAY not BE aware of Pez's references to beating Glenbrook South and Downers Grove Southin speech . Would probably more Oak Lawn, Marist, Sandburg, Thornton, Thornridge since you compete more with the South Suburban and Catholic League Schools.

[Morri]

goes to bigger tournies then me

[popper2014]

must go to little tourneys :(


(note to Theatrix: hahahahaha I'm such a loser for not getting that. but, yes: we are more south suburbs of Chicago)

[flyingkai]

Probably has a heated sandy area/bubble, to train camels in Illinois.

[CaptainBee]

Has the given name of Kiersten, but somehow morphed that into 'Kai'.

[Morri]

makes good use of the Beatles in her signature

[Chewie]

With about 12 or so more posts, may break the posts/day record of a newcomer.

[theatrix04]

Is back posting at strength, must have finished summer school and Aced it, is going to hit 6000 before Holiday Break...

[Morri]

has a a little more than 600 times more posts than me

[Morri]

wait that 60 not 600...oops

[Chewie]

Will soon learn to use the edit button, whether she knows about it already or not. :P

[theatrix04]

Is in a FULL MOON mode today apparently, posting quite a bit, is on edge or in dental mode (MASH or Little Shop of Horrors), and appears to be extremely lacking in patience of the novice, but still the most lovable and knowledgeable chief moderator.

[Little Fresh]

knows a good amount about the people on this forum

[Chewie]

Haha, thanks Theatrix. I've been listening to a lot of Adam Carolla lately. I admire him quite a bit. He's helping me get in touch with my inner impatience.

Delivers the most delicious bite-sized slices of ham to orphans.

[popper2014]

is now my new hero

[Chewie]

Should help me get on talk radio then, if s/he loves me so much. :P

(psst...are you male or female?)

[popper2014]

dreams of being a radio host


(hahahahahaha male)

[baileyboo106]

should be big pimp juice

[KrispyKreme]

is not allowed to say "big pimp juice" anymore.

[baileyboo106]

wishes he could be big pimp juice.

[popper2014]

uses the phrase that is now taboo on FOL

[KrispyKreme]

Once lead the largest performance ever of "I'm a Little Teapot"

[CaptainBee]

Still makes me salivate about donuts. No joke.

[KrispyKreme]

makes me think about bees. not good. buzz buzz buzz.

[CaptainBee]

Doesn't realize that that happens to lots of people. Also is currently unaware that I draw bees on my cups at work instead of writing my name like the other waitresses. Will know this fact as soon as he read this post.

[Chewie]

Is giving me someone to post after in a few threads.

[CaptainBee]

Ditto. Is also 'godzilla roaring' (New verbset. Learn it. It rocks.) about the forum not haveing 100,000 posts yet.

[KrispyKreme]

Is a commanding officer for the Bee Army. Great hero in the war against the Yellow Jackets.

[flyingkai]

is reminding me of the not-so-healthy breakfast I had this morning. I was guilt-tripped by Band kids on a fundraiser kick! I was ambushed!

[KrispyKreme]

Doesn't realize that Krispy Kreme has it's own, healthy food group...

(i wish.)

[Meho]

likes to make wishes

[CaptainBee]

Has a shorter name and slightly higher post count than myself.


Is a commanding officer for the Bee Army. Great hero in the war against the Yellow Jackets.

Tee-hee. Just a little useless and out of place info about me:
Name: Bee.
School Mascot: The Yellow Jackets.
School Name: Blue Ridge High
School Colors: Purple and Gold

[popper2014]

has a rather ironic life

[Meho]

lives in the state i was born in

[CaptainBee]

Was born in Illinois?

[flyingkai]

Is occasionally mistaken for a male.

[Aelfric5578]

Has mastered the arcane art of flight.

[KrispyKreme]

Found that every time he flipped a coin, it landed on heads... a statistical improbability.

[Aelfric5578]

Has obviously read Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. And perhaps does not exist (or exists in some kind of void) when he's not posting on this message board.

(Actually, one day a few friends and I had nothing better to do so we tried R & G's experiment. We didn't get all heads, but strangely we didn't get close to 50:50 either. Usually it was more like three heads for every tails.)

[KrispyKreme]

is right about me reading R & G Are Dead. I quite enjoyed it. Could also be right about me living in a void... I always wondered what all that black space was for.

[jdcongresscapt]

SHould realize it's still waaaaaaaaaaaay to early for any form of existentialism.

[KrispyKreme]

was once a congress captain... but unfortunately the public voted against the incumbents that year.

[popper2014]

enjoys skiing

[Little Fresh]

enjoys posting about the poster above him

[flyingkai]

Will ride moose whether or not you approve.

[CaptainBee]

Is twice as prideful as passionate.
-------------

It's never too early for existentialism! Nothin' like a little Sartre in the morning!

[Aelfric5578]

Is temporarily suffering from a dual personality disorder as evidenced by the use of dashed lines to to blend two thoughts into a single post.

[flyingkai]

Considers dual personality disorder "suffering"

-----------------------------------------------------

Sartre's my summer reading.

[Little Fresh]

Is reading satire during the summer

[ria]

spontaneously combusts on a regular basis.

[KrispyKreme]

is ready with a fire extinguisher

[ria]

caught me playing with the fire extinguisher... :oops:

[KrispyKreme]

Is my tag team wrestling partner. Together, we've won over 10 straight World titles.

[ria]

doesn't know about the 11th one because he was amazed by the shiny new lights in the arena and missed it entirely.

[KrispyKreme]

probably installed those lights herself so she could claim the glory. oh well.

[ria]

muahahahahaha.....


i mean...um...is totally wrong...b/c i would never do such a thing...*halo*

[KrispyKreme]

laughs suspiciously at odd times... might need to get that checked out.

[popper2014]

is ria's advisor

[KrispyKreme]

must have an inside man in the NSA... or could actually be said inside man.

[jdcongresscapt]

Armed with an English accent and the name 'Dalton Russell,' infiltrated a Wall Street bank, earning himself the nickname 'Inside Man.'

[KrispyKreme]

Must have watched my movie.

[CaptainBee]

Drives me dough-nuts.

----------------
I'm sorry. That's all I have to say . . .

[Chewie]

Makes me glare at my monitor.

[KrispyKreme]

took the words out of my mouth.

[Meho]

likes let's people take things out of his mouth

[Cinderella]

Isn't sure how to form sentences

[Meho]

likes to make me cry. :oops:

[Chewie]

Watches only the ending to Moulin Rouge.

[CaptainBee]

Didn't mean what he said about the girls' athletics. And he likes his girlfriend.

[jdcongresscapt]

Used to date Chewie, and despises his current gf with an unquenchable rage.

[KrispyKreme]

was, is, and forever will be.

[popper2014]

enoys singing about Kondike bars

[CaptainBee]

Is a little tea pot, neither short, nor stout . . . .

[Megan]

knows which is the handle, and which is the spout. :P

[CaptainBee]

Doesn't get all steamed up, doesn't often shout

[Chewie]

tipped it all over and poured it out, y'all.

[Meho]

is a wannabe southern

[KrispyKreme]

once row row rowed the boat gently down the stream.

[theatrix04]

has reminded us of an old children's song/nursery rhyme ....
The tune is credited to Eliphalet Oram Lyte in the publication The Franklin Square Song Collection (1881, New York), which also indicates that he adapted the lyric. Life is but a dream. SO HE IS OPTIMISTIC TOO.

[CaptainBee]

Has merrily merrily merrily informed us who thought that life is but a dream.

[Meho]

secretly hates nursery rhymes

[CaptainBee]

Has only a few more posts than me.

I'm catching up :P

[KrispyKreme]

is The Observer... and is... ummm...
catching up :P

[CaptainBee]

DONUTS!!!!!!!

Enough said.

[KrispyKreme]

is being photographically witty with a 'b' in sign language as her avatar.

[CaptainBee]

Has just prompted me to create 'The Hive', a collection of posters who have earned mucho awesomeness by way of intelligence/coolness.

Must share the first initiations spots with NFox & Chewie, who recieved confessions of undyiing love prior to their initiation, and Theatrix04, because she rocks.

Does, however, recieve the first Congratulations for Initiation.

Congratulations. You've now part of The Hive . . . it's who the buzz is all about.

[KrispyKreme]

makes me feel all included... yay.

footnote: The Hive makes me remember those Resident Evil movies where everybody died in the hive... and I don't wanna die... I DON'T WANNA DIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!

sorry for being so melodramatic... i'm in that mood this morning.

[CaptainBee]

Needs to be reassured: It's okay, MY Hive is just full of awesomeness. Buzz buzz.

I've actually never seen Resident Evil. Or any sequels and whatnot . . .

[KrispyKreme]

should see the Resident Evil movies at least once. Is cordially invited to see both Resident Evil movies any time you're at WKU.

[jdcongresscapt]

Managed to stop traffic for more than a week.

[KrispyKreme]

was the first to break through that jam... good job, man.

[Meho]

is good at congratulating people

[TheModernEgg]

Likes a good spanking every now and again.

[jdcongresscapt]

Wields a particularly nasty spanking-paddle.

[CaptainBee]

Is salivating over aforementioned paddle.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is forbidden from using said paddle.

[Chewie]

Is completely failing to realize the potential power paddle profit.

[CaptainBee]

Practices alliteration, and is experienced in the ancient Suessian art form of the 'muddle puddle tweetle beetle bottle paddle battle on a poodle eating noodles'.

[popper2014]

will not eat green eggs and ham, Sam I am

[Meho]

would eat them with a mouse

[Little Fresh]

could eat them on a house

[CaptainBee]

Won't eat them in a box.

[Little Fresh]

Just wouldn't eat them.

[CaptainBee]

Denies the TRUTH!!!!

[Meho]

can't handle the truth

[jdcongresscapt]

Still wants answers

[theatrix04]

Is always on a quest...

[CaptainBee]

Has been on said quest, and knows that while it leads somewhere over the rainbow, it's a really really long walk, involving spoilt children with credit cards.

[Meho]

has a vivid imagination

[CaptainBee]

Wasn't part of the conversation about spoilt kids with credit cards.

Is correct about my vivid imagination nonetheless.

[Chewie]

Had the 6,000th reply in this thread.

Which I also noted before the hack. :P

[Megan]

Pays attention to details.

[Chewie]

Should start a Wreckers cover band. :)

[KrispyKreme]

is the hairest mod I know

[baileyboo106]

knows too much.

[KrispyKreme]

knows just enough.

[CaptainBee]

Knows Jack.

However, is unaquainted with Jill.

[Megan]

Is Jill's BFF.

[CaptainBee]

Is unaware that Jill is Jack's alternate personality. They're a schitzophrenic hermaphrodite. This can be a problem, however, and nobody really knows whether Jack or Jill is the original/primary occupant of the individual's physical body.

[KY Acid Trip]

Should write a soap opera.

[Chewie]

Should, like, come on and break 1000 already.

[nirorivers6]

should show us how to make sound bites for our avatars...that would be awesome

[Chewie]

Needs to think that through a bit more...(what would happen if every avatar on the screen had a sound bite going at the same time, eh? AURAL ORGY OF PAIN, THAT'S WHAT.)

[CaptainBee]

has just written my new favorite phrase, next to 'Chubby little vampire self" (my coach said that).

"AURAL ORGY OF PAIN"

[Chewie]

Has a terribly degrading coach. :)

[nirorivers6]

has not heard my coach who calls us all devil children and the literally pokes us with a pitchfork...i mean ex-coach, sniff...

[CaptainBee]

Has apparently been 'pitchforked' by said 'ex-coach'.
--------------------
Hey. The 'chubby little vampire self' thing was describing himself and his choice of dress (really long t-shirt with "VAMPIRE" across the front, hair all gelled up, all this earrings in) to a Tim McGraw concert.

[nirorivers6]

has a coach who needs his pic posted on FOL

[CaptainBee]

Haha!

Is unaware of the MySpace incident, though will soon be informed. Ought to ask for another story involving cameras and the coach, though. Needs to know that they are all great.

He dressed up for the school's 80's dance (chaperoning). There were pictures taken, which were made available to the AV people. Two of the AV people emailed the pics of him to themselves and used them to create a MySpace proclaiming him to be a devil worshipping black mass priest. Then they PM'd girls (female students) at the school with inappropriate advances.

My coach not dislikes, not hates, but ABHORS MySpace. And people taking his picture in general.

[nirorivers6]

doesn't realize that i just laughed so hard that i chioked on my tongue and the cat attached to it :shock: :shock: :shock: yea i just said that

[CaptainBee]

Ought to remove the cat, or he'll get hairballs. Also, didn't ask about the other incident. Will be informed anyways, because I feel like sharing the information.

Yesterday as we awaited the start of the awards ceremony, we (our four-competitors-and-a-coach team) sat on the wall outside of Snowflake HS (yes, all five of us, one wall). Some random guy was wandering around (competitor who got bored) asking people if he could take pictures of their rears. He apparently just wanted to see how many people would allow him to. When he asked our coach, he got this response:

"Actually, my soul resides in my buttocks, and if you take a picture, you'll steal it. So, no, you are not taking a picture."

He got the sad puppy face and insisted on the protection of his soul. It was wonderful. My coach is awesome.

[nirorivers6]

:lol: has a coach i'd like to meet
i think i'm coughing up a hairball right now...of awesomeness!!!

[CaptainBee]

Just used a phrase-style that the teeam has officiated as having been begun (in our area) by our coach. "__________ of __________ness"

As in "hairball of awesomeness".

"Speech and Debate Quotes of Awesomeness" (we have a wall of those)

[baileyboo106]

has freakin AMAZING forensics stories. and should tell us more.

[nirorivers6]

has a name that reminds me of Yogi Bear...uh, hey Boo-Boo!

[CaptainBee]

Has a rather pudgy-ish avatar. It reminds me of overstuffed and worn out Beanie Babies.

[Meho]

used to have in her possession the world's largest Beanie Baby collection

[CaptainBee]

Is unaware that I still have all of the 'domestic cats' Beanies. Is causing more of my glorious 4n6 stories to be made common knowledge. Is also unaware (for the moment) that I have a 4n6 friend who the team has been renamed "Spear-butt", or "He-Who-Sits-With-Pointy-Arse".

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Our team has so many inside jokes . . . the rest of the school really does think we're nuts, the stranges things make us laugh.

[Meho]

is unaware that i actually knew both of those

[CaptainBee]

Is seriously stalking me.

Seriously.

Is leaving nosemarks on my window.

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO REMOVE NOSEMARKS, MEHO?!?!

[Meho]

realizes the full extent of the horrors of nose marks

[CaptainBee]

Has yet to promise complete compliance with my implied desire that he cut out the making of nosemarks.

[nirorivers6]

needs Nic's Nose-mark neutralizer!

[KrispyKreme]

subscribes to Alliteration Weekly.

[Meho]

is a big fan of onomatopoeias

[jdcongresscapt]

Once wrote an entire oratory using onomatopoeia.

"First we have to address our problem, Woosh!"

[nirorivers6]

should write a complete oratory using otamatapeia...otamdadpeeuh...addamattapeia...ought-a-mod-a-pee-a...

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks I haven't tried already.

[nirorivers6]

needs to type the entire speech so it can be posted here for the education and enjoyment of the masses...

[Meho]

has a picture of a cute bunny ^_^

[jdcongresscapt]

Loves animals, but follows Stephen Colbert's advice that you can love animals, provided they're heterosexual animals.

[Meho]

is Stephen Colbert's secret evil twin

[nirorivers6]

doesn't know that Stephen is the evil one??!!!??

[jdcongresscapt]

Is considering killing my twin.
Unfortunately, killing Stephen Colbert doesn't make him dead. It only makes him angry.

[nirorivers6]

Doesn't realize that he might be the future king, but right now, the power is held in the Council of Stephens...Stephen Hawking, Stephen King, and Stephen Colbert.

[Meho]

secretly wants his name to be steven

[nirorivers6]

doesn't realize the ginormous difference between steven (bleh) and Stephen (ahhh)