Post about the poster above you

[Cinderella]

twisted the llamas

[jdcongresscapt]

Is a llama

[TheModernEgg]

"HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON"

[jman255]

Enjoys intelligent looking monkies.

[ria]

is an intelligent-looking monkey.

[jdcongresscapt]

Was grabbed by Jman and carried up the side of the Empire State Building

[TheModernEgg]

was the pilot that shot jman off of the roof

[jdcongresscapt]

Knows it wasn't the planes.
It was beauty that killed the beast.

[jman255]

Knows that I really am beautiful.

[Sam Sam]

... is absolutely charming

[jdcongresscapt]

Is quite hideous

[TheModernEgg]

is absolutey correct

[ria]

is the lead piccolo player in the not-so-well-known band Eggy and the Hams.

[megz642]

was the only groupie that attended every show on Eggy and the Hams's world tour.

[TheModernEgg]

Knows more about cowbell than anyone would like to talk about... ever.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is considering writing an oratory about cowbell

[ria]

wishes he'd had the idea first.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has a fever. And the only nothing that can help it is MORE COWBELL!!

[ria]

actually died of a fever back in the 1500s and has been walking the world as a ghost unable to accept his fate ever since.

[jdcongresscapt]

Will be visited in the night by a pale, transparent figure

[Cinderella]

Will be visited by 3 spirits...

[jman255]

Obviously is Jacob

[TheModernEgg]

Obviuously knows himself some bible.

[Cinderella]

obviously can't spell obviously...and jman, I was going for Charles Dickens, actually

[jdcongresscapt]

Is obviously Jacob (Marley).

Died after running our business into the ground

[Cinderella]

Killed me to make it look like I killed the business but was just diverting people away from his own mistakes. Shame on you.

[jdcongresscapt]

Died of a self-inflicted knife wounds, gunshot to temple, and severe chloroform poisoning

[ria]

should be happy, know it, and clap his hands.

[jdcongresscapt]

Should be depressed, not know it, and snap incessantly.

[ria]

should teach me how to snap.


actually, i know how. i just...can't get it to work.

[TheModernEgg]

has fast fast fast boots. (Don't ask, I have no idea)

[jdcongresscapt]

Should start thinging when he writes thinks.

[ria]

isn't as think as we drunk he is.

[jdcongresscapt]

Should up the **** shut.

[flyfarfromhere]

drank my non-alcoholic beer and is now proving that he's an interper at heart.

oh jd, you crazy actor, you!

[jdcongresscapt]

Performed a heart transplant on me while I was passed out from drinking his crappy beer and got rid of my extemp-oriented heart. He ate it (with fava beans and Chianti) and now laughs with glee as I succeed in interp.

I'M ON TO YOU! NO WONDER I'VE BEEN SLIPPING IN X-TIZZEMP LATELY!

[ria]

is afraid of his eggnog.

[jdcongresscapt]

STILL won't tell me if it's good or not

[ria]

should go check out the...is it the party thread? wherever that conversation is.

[jdcongresscapt]

Finally answered, and convinced me otherwise

[flyfarfromhere]

likes pork in his eggnog.

[ria]

simply doesn't understand the true union of flavors one is able to sample when mixing pork and eggnog.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is a filthy, cannibalistic carnivore and actually eats pork

[flyfarfromhere]

likes pork in just about everything, cooked just about any way (except alive).

[ria]

is more a fan of bacon.

because they don't come from the same animal or anything.

[jdcongresscapt]

Should issue a public apology to every innocent animal she has cannibalized

[ria]

should know that i don't cannibalize innocent animals. i buy them pre-killed, therefore they can't be either innocent or guilty.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is still torturing penguins

[ria]

secretly enjoys it.

[flyfarfromhere]

openly enjoys it.

[ria]

openly enjoys synchronized cow tipping.

[flyfarfromhere]

doesn't know that i'm actually going to be on a division 1 synchronized cow tipping team in college.

[TheModernEgg]

Also loves a good disorganized... dare I say, "covert"... cow-tipping every now and then.

[ria]

is trying to spread the word about the latest fad: goat tipping.

[TheModernEgg]

knows that goat-tipping is not a fad... it's a way of life.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has yet to send me a Christmas present

[flyfarfromhere]

received three wombats for christmas this year.

[ria]

raises pure-bred wombats for showing purposes.

[flyfarfromhere]

raises pure-bred wombats for culinary purposes.

[ria]

has never been privileged enough to taste the delightfully blended flavor of lemon pepper broiled wombat.

[TheModernEgg]

Obviously doesn't know the unbridled joy of putting stuff on one's cat and taking pictures of it.

[flyfarfromhere]

has experienced the joy of Stuff On My Cat dot com. (http://www.stuffonmycat.com)

[Chewie]

Uses NERF guns to launch large metal objects in children's eyes.

[Parabolic Mastery]

Thinks so, doesn't he?

[ria]

is jealous of chewie's thinking capabilities.

[TheModernEgg]

likes to munch on cat hair and dog dander.

[ria]

introduced me to it.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is currently posting from Western Kentucky Penitentiary on charges of assaulting her roommate's parrot

[ria]

tampered with the evidence! it wasn't me, i swear it! i didn't hurt the parrot!

[jdcongresscapt]

Sure she didn't.
Is a bloodthirsty carnivore.

[TheModernEgg]

wishes he had the gazongas to be a bloodthirsty carnivore

[ria]

ha! said gazongas.

[Cinderella]

was amused at the word "gazongas"

[ria]

should be amused by the word "gazongas." it's funny!

life is more interesting when you're easily amused.

[Chewie]

Is clearly stoned out of her frickin' mind.

[flyfarfromhere]

recently snorted heroine.

[ria]

doesn't know that he was faking, secretly working undercover for the government on a hugantic drug bust.

[jdcongresscapt]

Should realize that drugs are bad. Thus, she should never do them.



Except for cocaine, yo. That sh*t is WHACK!!

[ria]

tsk. tsk indeed.

is naughty. tsk.

[Chewie]

Ate the hair of the first penguin, causing all of its offspring to be bald forever.

[ria]

is desperate for a 10,000 post count.

[theatrix04]

wants chocolate to be part of the award/reward for 10,000th post

[flyfarfromhere]

has mutated into a walking, talking bar of chocolate.

[theatrix04]

Points out things that are not so bad

[ria]

may want to be careful. us chocolate junkies will do just about anything to get our fix, even if it involves a walking, talking bar of chocolate.

[jdcongresscapt]

SHould try to kick the habit. I've found casual activities like smoking help.

[Chewie]

Smokes habits.

[flyfarfromhere]

Smokes hobbits.

[Chewie]

Totally has 2000 posts now.

[theatrix04]

Enjoys numbers, has patience, and frivolity to amuse us.




p.s. CHOCOLATE RULES...so I am never careful around chocolate since it IS one of the MOST

[Chewie]

Somehow killed this thread for a week. :P

[flyfarfromhere]

somehow killed all the asians within a fourteen mile radius of his abode.

[TheModernEgg]

Put the "put-out" in "output".

[ria]

put the "pal" in "plastic."

[Chewie]

put the "ria" in "Seductive Kentucky"

[TheModernEgg]

ate nothing but a cheese taco for an entire month.

[ria]

only wishes he could survive on cheese tacos.

[veronica]

Love chocolate more than she loves me
:(

[ria]

lies.

i love you just as much as i love chocolate, veronica! :D :D

[Chewie]

Came up with the idea of Janet Reno singing "Respect"

[TheModernEgg]

Wishes he still had my respect. (which he doesn't... off topic in the trevor Haynes' duel forum... SCOFF)

[Cinderella]

Thinks that off topicness was Chewie's fault

[Chewie]

Knows her way around the kitchen. Or not. Whichever is less sexist. Or more sexist.

[veronica]

is the hottest speechie i know

[Chewie]

Has come down with a touch of "Let's flirt with Chewie with no regards for anything else"-itis.

[Cinderella]

Likes it.

[ria]

doesn't. she's secretly really really jealous.

[Cinderella]

Just exposed my deepest darkest secret and must die.

[veronica]

has been secretly hiding her fear of feet from the world...
until.....

NOW!

[Cinderella]

has feet that anyone would be afraid of

[ria]

coaches a team of formation-swimming anteaters.

[TheModernEgg]

is one of the four remaining copies of Optimus Prime.

[veronica]

can't think of her own tag...so let chewie make own for her

[flyfarfromhere]

thinks TheModernEgg is a girl

[Chewie]

Is kindly responding to the girl who still needs to learn to read a thread before she posts.

You have to read AND talk, Veronica, not just one.

[theatrix04]

Does read, talk, and decipher for us. Is Chief Moderator, creative thread developer, and comic officienado (sp).

[Chewie]

Had a theater named after her in '04.

[veronica]

hates me because I AM beautiful

[Chewie]

Needs a lobotomy via chainsaw.

[ria]

has a lovely prize-winning chainsaw collection just chillin' in his bathroom.

[Chewie]

Understands that sometimes, Metamucil just doesn't "cut it".

Get it? Cut it? Oh, Chewie, you scavy nave.

[flyfarfromhere]

has scurvy.

[ria]

heheh. said scurvy. heheheh.

[TheModernEgg]

coined the term "Gnawing the Broccoli".
I'll let you decifer that one.

[Chewie]

Just called Ria gay, I guess.

[ria]

is trying to make us do all the deciphering work for his super-secret spy agency, who received this "gnawing the broccoli" phrase in the middle of some super-secret mission and absolutely have to discover the super-secret meaning before the super-secret mission can be successful and complete.

[Chewie]

hehe...messed up. :P

[megz642]

his avatar combines so much awesomeness in one small space that it's crazy.

homestar runner + DDR= fantasticness overload.

[Chewie]

Should know that I stole it from some webcomic artist's post...I can't remember who's, though.

[ria]

ergh. ruined my awesomely wonderful post. *sticks out tongue* :D

[kungfuhampster]

has a disgustingly long tongue

[ria]

has a disgustingly short tongue and just wants to be normal.

[flyfarfromhere]

slept with all of the dallas cowboys.

[jdcongresscapt]

Slept with Mike Holmgren on the night before the Super Bowl

[Chewie]

Slept with Chuck Norris, but Chuck couldn't be bothered to take notice.

[ria]

was the reason chuck couldn't be bothered to take notice.

[TheModernEgg]

Wishes she could eat an entire Big N' Tasty in one bite.

[veronica]

Can eat two Whoppers in two bites

[ria]

can't.

[TheModernEgg]

just copped out... hardcore... tsk tsk Ria.


By the way, I know your team did, but I didn't see you at the ASU college tournament this weekend. Me and Courtney were hanging out and I thought you might've been there... hmm...

[jdcongresscapt]

Doesn't know that Courtney really hates his guts.

[Chewie]

Won an award from me. Good job, sir. :)

[TheModernEgg]

Gave him that award... well played sir.


jd, I think we should start a sig trend... let's do it.

[Chewie]

Needs to go ahead and take the wheel on that one, since JD has already started the awesome trend of recognizing himself as a winner. :)

[ria]

put the trend idea in his head.


yeah, you didn't see me b/c i wasn't there. :P

[kungfuhampster]

just wasn't trendy enough for it.

[ria]

thinks too much about being trendy. who cares about trends?

[kungfuhampster]

secretly cares about trends but doesn't want her parents to know.

[Chewie]

Pretty sure I've seen him around at tourneys this year, but may have just mistaken some guy as him repeatedly, which would explain the complete lack of eye contact or acknowledgment. :P

[KY Acid Trip]

is almost at 4,000 posts... catching up with ria.. :)

[veronica]

is one of the best storytellers i know!!!!
whom i need to ctach up with one..of these days..maybe KHSSL state

[KY Acid Trip]

will definately see him at KHSSL state.

[veronica]

obivously does not know I am VERONICA...from daviess county....
*rolls eyes*

[Chewie]

Really is just not very good at the internet forum game.

Please, please get a new avatar? Please?

[veronica]

heh... loves my new avatar!!!

[Chewie]

Just had her new avatar deleted and replaced by me because hers took up half the god**** screen.

Do you understand that people read here?

[TheModernEgg]

Flexed the long arm of the digital law and Veronica
couldn't stand the heat, and thusly left the kitchen.

[jman255]

Is sucking up to Chewie once again.

[TheModernEgg]

Knows that that's just how I get down.

[Texmex]

Has a weird name

[jdcongresscapt]

Named himself after a bowel-cleansing food

[flyfarfromhere]

cleanses his bowels weekly.

[Chewie]

Does so hourly.

[jman255]

Hates cleansing his bowels.

[partyfest08]

im sorry for the hurtful things i said earlier

[TheModernEgg]

knows not of what he speaks. It's Blasphemy!

[veronica]

sucks up to chew--- and not even God understands why anyone would ever want to do that

[Chewie]

Knows exactly what God is thinking, apparently.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is God's close advisor

[Chewie]

Employs me as his close advisor.

[TheModernEgg]

Has the custom Charger driven by Vin Diesel in The Fast and The Furious.

[dwhite]

Has a username that I've laid awake nights trying to figure out the meaning of...

[jdcongresscapt]

Has a fairly straightforward, easy-to-understand username

[dwhite]

Makes me cry at my insignificance when I look at the number of posts he has...

[Cinderella]

Made me notice how many posts JD has...I had no idea he was over 2000....

[dwhite]

Gave me inspiration to find love...or listen to the Beatles...

[veronica]

makes great desicions when it comes to listening to music

[TheModernEgg]

Makes grand decisions when deciding on avatars

[KY Acid Trip]

I'm so bored, i want an avatar...

Get your own box.

[dwhite]

Didn't post about the poster above him.

[KY Acid Trip]

****, didn't realize this was the post about the person above, thought this was post random thoughts.. oops.

Fixed my mistake because i am an idiot

[dwhite]

(haha!) Was too hard on himself.

[ria]

ran off last night with a box of chocolate teddy grahams, an orange plastic cereal bowl and a chicken.

[theatrix04]

probably shared the chocolate teddy grahams since chocolate is the most important food group. has the best icon and vice in CHOCOLATE!!!!

[KY Acid Trip]

Is obviously on a chocolate sugar rush.

[theatrix04]

Obviously, JUMPS to conclusions too easily.

and there is nothing wrong with Chocolate.

[TheModernEgg]

knows that I can honestly say chocolate is great.

[veronica]

loves all kinds of chocolate

[KY Acid Trip]

Hates chocolate and loves vannilla.

[Forensicator]

Hates Chocolate and Hates America.

[TheModernEgg]

He Hates Hate Haters.

[macaholic17]

It'd be hard for him if he was a pimp.

[dwhite]

Is in love with a stripper.

[Forensicator]

Has Way To Much Time On His Hands.

[TheModernEgg]

knows that cucumbers go places... And he's going places.

[Forensicator]

Is a very very VERY smart man, if i could meet him, i would kiss him... well... maybe not, but still. VERY smart man.

[ria]

ran away and joined the circus. now wears blue tights and performs amazing feats on the trapeze with a zebra.

[veronica]

is the frisbee champion of my heart!!

[dwhite]

Is kind of old to be doing forensics...or breathing for that matter...

[ria]

played basketball and then spontaneously combusted. while wearing rainbow-colored tighty-whiteys.

[theatrix04]

always formal attire.... black, white, and hopping...with chocolate

[TheModernEgg]

is a devilishly clever chocolate fiend sent back in time to stop the coming Chocapocalypse.

[TheDrinkNinja]

always implies that his post either a loser, or he is always next to a loser while wearing that shirt.

[jman255]

Is really pumped...like all ninjas.

[KY Acid Trip]

is about to have 1000 posts.. ON ONE ACCOUNT :wink:

[Chewie]

Provides LSD for all of Kentucky, I guess.

[KY Acid Trip]

Loves pandas, as many of us do.

[TheDrinkNinja]

Loves pandas, as many of us do.

Uses Acid in KY, which sounds kinda dirty but is actually dangerous for your health.

[KY Acid Trip]

Doesn't get the fact that i don't actually do acid, but it seems as if i do because i'm constantly energetic.

[horton_elephant]

Enjoys eating skittles while hopping on one foot, wearing sweat bands, and walking dogs to feed his morbidly obese cat who lives in a shed next to his house...

[KY Acid Trip]

Is psychich, THERES NO WAY ELSE YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN ALL THAT ABOUT ME.

[robaforce]

Has a weird fetish with muffins.

[dwhite]

Confuses me.

[theatrix04]

has averaged 4.14 posts per day.... in 2 weeks..... YEAH!!!!
Welcome to FOL community.

[Forensicator]

is WAY into statistics, and probably didnt have anything else to say.

[theatrix04]

bearer of doom and gloom, but adorable.

[Forensicator]

THE KING & QUEEN OF THE WORLD!!!!

[theatrix04]

Prefers 4th period lunch or just does not like 4th period class (and seems to think I have dual personality being King and Queen? ..... )

[horton_elephant]

Loves to skate in the falling rain, wearing rainbow leg warmers....

[TheModernEgg]

Loves all types of meat.

[TheDrinkNinja]

Is superior to YeOldeEgg and YonVintageCacklefruit.

[KrispyKreme]

Got an A+ in Stealth, yet only managed a D- in Hostage Rescue.

[dwhite]

Is an angry person made of lines.

[KrispyKreme]

does not realize that my icon is from a cartoon strip about how weird our first forensics tournament experience is. The character is doing a DI on The Crucible, which I would not recommend for a tournament... this particular strip can be found here (http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/SarcasticallyWitty/Toons/Firsttournamentfinished.jpg).

[theatrix04]

Loves to skate in the falling rain, wearing rainbow leg warmers....


How did you find out?

poster above comment....

shares cool comic strips with us and shares the feeling of most first time tournament experiences in Forensics. We are a strange community, but in a good way.

[dwhite]

Always has something constructive to say. :D

[veronica]

secretly lives in a closet in the White House

[dwhite]

Knows too much.

[KrispyKreme]

Can somehow fit 20 sq. ft. of cool into a 10 sq. ft. closet in the White House. Has also partied with the Bush twins in said closet.

[theatrix04]

good cross between cartoon, comic, and doughnuts

[KrispyKreme]

Loves chillin' with penguins

[theatrix04]

Loves formal occassions

[dwhite]

Once drank an entire gallon of Brisk. It's brisk, baby.

[TheDrinkNinja]

May not actually be white, depending on circumstances around him.

[KrispyKreme]

Trained at the dojo of drunk ninjas... they throw the craziest parties, if you can find them that is.

[dwhite]

Knows too much.

[KrispyKreme]

Wonders how veronica and I know too much.

[dwhite]

Once attempted to steal a monkey.

[KrispyKreme]

Foiled my otherwise successful attempt at stealing the monkey by singing "The Monkeys' Greatest Hits" which made the chimp go bonkers.

[theatrix04]

He loves Bedtime for Bonzo. (And I really do NOT like BRISK.... not the drink of choice).

[TheDrinkNinja]

Has an amazing list of scripts roughly five times the size of Mount Everest, and will beat you with it if you misbehave.

[theatrix04]

OUCH. Actually own even more scripts than are on my lists and always looking for more. However, TheDrinkNinja seems disappointed quite a bit lately, may need to think things through, and loves girl scout cookies -- but many of us like Thin Mints (chocolate).

[KrispyKreme]

Transcends... just transcends.

[theatrix04]

caricature....does believe the glass is half full or possible to follow your dreams!

[KrispyKreme]

is spot on... way to go!

[theatrix04]

oh, is humble too! :wink:

[dwhite]

Winks at people awkwardly. And is a closet-Brisk-lover.

[theatrix04]

Definitely does not know closet people , winkers or real tea lovers . OR maybe is one. ETO?

[notjustanotherxtemper]

Is some kind of forensics god with every script known to man.
Rocks.

[theatrix04]

May overexaggerates or make generalizations but is sweet.

[clarification, we have a growing library and work on adding to it on a regular basis for the team..... no way has even half of every. The big gun teams fall into that category. we are just have a growing library]