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jdcongresscapt
09-29-2005, 04:00 PM
Has a not-so-curiously satisfying screen-name.
TheModernEgg
09-29-2005, 04:00 PM
Eats pate as well as other spreadable meats on the day of god.
~Andy
jdcongresscapt
09-29-2005, 04:03 PM
Thinks I eat meat.
Not entirely true
flyfarfromhere
09-29-2005, 04:32 PM
jd = :oops:
...don't ask me why.
Parabolic Mastery
09-29-2005, 07:01 PM
Ehhh... posted above me?
flyfarfromhere
09-29-2005, 07:19 PM
is clever and witty.
i see this is your first post. welcome to forensicsonline.net!
TheModernEgg
09-29-2005, 07:50 PM
Welcome's those who feel alienated and left out into his Victorian Era mansion for "candy".
Parabolic Mastery
09-29-2005, 08:09 PM
Obviously has a hankering for "candy". Ohhh, burnt.
Chewie
09-29-2005, 08:34 PM
Knows whether or not P = NP.
TheModernEgg
09-30-2005, 07:25 AM
Is my favorite person ever? Maybe?
~Andy
jdcongresscapt
09-30-2005, 04:27 PM
Has known Chewie for all of five posts and already thinks waaaaaaay too highly of him
flyfarfromhere
09-30-2005, 05:15 PM
knows the truly low estimation of chewie's character.
jdcongresscapt
09-30-2005, 06:34 PM
Destroyed his Chewie Temple and constructed a shrine to the almighty entity that is J.D.
Parabolic Mastery
10-01-2005, 06:02 PM
Could be flammable.
Chewie
10-01-2005, 07:27 PM
Fought the evlis of polar coordinates.
TheModernEgg
10-02-2005, 12:50 AM
is god's close, personal assistant.
~Andy
KrispyKreme
10-03-2005, 10:35 AM
Now knows that "dispensal" is not a REAL word... thanks to www.dictionary.com
-D
Chewie
10-03-2005, 11:23 AM
Is developing my habit of linking (http://www.flcmidatlantic.org/images/Chain-link-2.gif) in posts (http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/292413/2/Bird_on_Wooden_posts.jpg).
TheModernEgg
10-03-2005, 04:16 PM
Is the most brilliant link poster ever.
~Andy
Chewie
10-03-2005, 05:55 PM
Is sucking up so much that sea level just dropped 5 feet.
flyfarfromhere
10-03-2005, 08:51 PM
dried out and died because of the five-foot loss in sea level.
jdcongresscapt
10-04-2005, 01:32 PM
Tried to drown himself in the shallow ocean.
Failed
TheModernEgg
10-04-2005, 04:03 PM
Likes talking about macabre things like trying to drown one's self.
~Andy
flyfarfromhere
10-04-2005, 04:30 PM
wants to hear the thrilling story of the Maccabees.
jdcongresscapt
10-04-2005, 04:35 PM
Is unaware of the even more thrilling tale of Leviticus!
Parabolic Mastery
10-07-2005, 02:52 PM
Just 'zis guy, joo know?
jdcongresscapt
10-07-2005, 05:46 PM
Iss nuzzin'
Parabolic Mastery
10-08-2005, 09:34 PM
Can't handle the truth.
jdcongresscapt
10-08-2005, 10:13 PM
Is no match for "elliptical mastery"
Parabolic Mastery
10-08-2005, 10:15 PM
Has scarred me deeply
jdcongresscapt
10-08-2005, 10:21 PM
Only had himself/herself to blame
Parabolic Mastery
10-08-2005, 10:24 PM
Cuts himself to make the pain go away.
jdcongresscapt
10-08-2005, 10:25 PM
Was born with a tail
Parabolic Mastery
10-08-2005, 10:28 PM
Obviously replaces "massive reproductive organs" with "a tail" on a regular basis.
flyfarfromhere
10-09-2005, 08:25 AM
was born with massive reproductive organs, but since birth, they have gone through reverse puberty and have grown miniscule.
jdcongresscapt
10-09-2005, 08:39 AM
Has captured the whole process on DVD
is waiting breathlessly for the DVD to be released.
flyfarfromhere
10-09-2005, 10:00 AM
has seen the sneak preview.
Parabolic Mastery
10-09-2005, 01:37 PM
Likes to sneak your MOM'S preview.
jdcongresscapt
10-09-2005, 04:57 PM
Made a very dirty crack.
Speaking of dirty cracks, HOW'S HIS MAMA??!! OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
flyfarfromhere
10-09-2005, 05:16 PM
ate my cat's head.
macaholic17
10-09-2005, 09:21 PM
Watches ALF a bit too much
Cinderella
10-09-2005, 10:01 PM
Is ALF
jdcongresscapt
10-10-2005, 09:11 AM
Sacrificed Theatreguy to aforementioned ALF
Chewie
10-10-2005, 11:12 AM
Took a sacrificed Zach to the prom, much to the chagrin of the janitorial staff.
I just wanted an excuse to use "chagrin".
flyfarfromhere
10-10-2005, 04:11 PM
revels in his own vocabulary.
megz642
10-10-2005, 07:21 PM
has just enlightened me to stuffonmycat.com, since i have been away from FOL for too long due to college app-related stress.
TheModernEgg
10-10-2005, 08:51 PM
Always enjoys good "cowbell", if you know what I'm saying.
~Andy
Chewie
10-11-2005, 12:35 AM
It's called a signature for a reason, dude. Don't need to put stuff in your sig in EVERY BODY of EVERY POST. It's like reading a stuttering kid.
jdcongresscapt
10-11-2005, 11:34 AM
Knows how it could be worse.
Later, Broskis
Chewie
10-11-2005, 03:57 PM
Is almost a shoo-in for modship if we ever need more.
jman255
10-11-2005, 04:45 PM
Will probably be annoyed by the following.
~Jordan
Elkins High School
poonan
10-11-2005, 05:11 PM
is my brother.
~Joe
Elkins High School
TheModernEgg
10-11-2005, 06:02 PM
Is my sister from another mister.
Chewie
10-11-2005, 06:41 PM
Didn't fake the funk on that nasty dunk.
flyfarfromhere
10-11-2005, 07:39 PM
Is a song from the 60's.
Chewie
10-11-2005, 08:08 PM
Is not aware of the Shaquille O'Neal shoe commercial done back in the early 90's in which Shaq performed that very phrase
OR
IS aware of that, and furthermore, is aware that it is based on a song from the 60s, which as far as I know, is false. But by knowing that, not only demonstrated better historical pop culture knowledge, but also compelled me to demonstrate my own arrogance in assuming that he hadn't!
Well, played, Noah...well, played...
TheModernEgg
10-12-2005, 07:51 AM
Either feels sort of embarassed or proud in knowing that Noah's quick-wit was probably inspired, in some way or another, by him.
flyfarfromhere
10-12-2005, 08:33 AM
Was raised by a cup of coffee.
chewie, are you saying that shaq said "Don't fake the funk on that nasty dunk," or "I'm a song from the sixties"?
...yeah, either way i wasn't aware of it. i was just quoting homsar.
Chewie
10-12-2005, 10:47 AM
oooh! Right! I completely forgot about Homsar! Good call, sir!
Shaq originally said the "Fake the funk" line in a shoe commerical.
The Brothers Chaps (creators of Homestar Runner) probably just improvised/wrote the line "I'm a song from the sixties" themselves.
So.
There we have it!
jdcongresscapt
10-12-2005, 12:37 PM
Has concluded what was promising to be a good debate.
Thanks, Chewie
megz642
10-12-2005, 07:04 PM
is probably very excited for the Rent movie coming soon.
jdcongresscapt
10-12-2005, 07:07 PM
Didn't have to use the word "probably"
flyfarfromhere
10-12-2005, 07:38 PM
didn't have to use the words, "hey noah, thanks for that hot, hot *** last night."
it was implied, man. i know i'm great; no need to tell me every time.
jdcongresscapt
10-13-2005, 04:42 PM
Forgot to tip.
Dammit, Noah I said I'd do you a favor (heheh "do you"), but you HAVE to pay!
jman255
10-13-2005, 04:46 PM
Is no longer a boy, but a man.
flyfarfromhere
10-13-2005, 05:22 PM
is a real boy.
should come and beat up my roommate for me.
theatrix04
10-14-2005, 04:22 AM
Loves concerts, can't stand her roommate, wants someone to come beat up her roommate.
flyfarfromhere
10-14-2005, 05:10 AM
should keep on keeping on.
theatrix04
10-14-2005, 05:13 AM
needs some sleep or caffiene. what is keep on keeping on?
Chewie
10-14-2005, 10:47 AM
Keep doing what you're doing. Take life by the horns. Carpe Diem. Be proud, be alive, be DYNAMIC! ETC!
kungfuhampster
10-14-2005, 02:46 PM
is trying to say in other words just "be"
shouldn't use the word "be" when doing an essay. is, am, are, was, were, be, been and being are bad. your essay is so much better when you don't use them.
Chewie
10-14-2005, 08:57 PM
She's goin' down down baby/yo' street in a Range Rover
Street sweeper, baby/cocked, ready to let it go
Shimmy shimmy coco what?/Listen to it no-ow
Light it up and take a puff/Pass it to me, now!
So...watch out for Ria's Wrath!
megz642
10-15-2005, 08:02 PM
knows his country grammar
Megan
10-15-2005, 08:31 PM
Has the same name as me!
Parabolic Mastery
10-15-2005, 11:12 PM
Does stuff. Vigilantly. And with much gusto.
Megan
10-15-2005, 11:17 PM
Knows me?
lol
Parabolic Mastery
10-15-2005, 11:19 PM
Is not known by me. At all. Nothing to see here, keep walking, people.
TheModernEgg
10-16-2005, 02:22 AM
Enjoys doing pelvic thrusts and squat bends.
Parabolic Mastery
10-16-2005, 09:20 AM
Knows everything about me.
KrispyKreme
10-16-2005, 09:34 AM
Obviously has mastered the art of making parabolas and uses that mastery in every day life. Also has an email address that made me chuckle for some unknown reason.
jman255
10-16-2005, 09:36 AM
Is continuously running...
KrispyKreme
10-16-2005, 09:47 AM
Once saw a Moose kissing a Goose down by the bay.
Parabolic Mastery
10-16-2005, 11:54 AM
Is obviously running a marathon, and bet a life on that marathon. And when he bet a life, that means he gets a life if he runs the entire thing. Oh, burnt.
KrispyKreme
10-16-2005, 11:55 AM
Thinks wayyyy too much.
jdcongresscapt
10-16-2005, 06:22 PM
Is back after a semi-long hiatus.
Um, yay?
Chewie
10-16-2005, 08:28 PM
Will make sure that I'm never the top poster on this site by ensuring that he passes me just before I pass Ria.
Not that that will ever happen. :P
Megan
10-16-2005, 08:33 PM
Only has 750 posts to surpass Ria.
:D
Chewie
10-16-2005, 08:39 PM
Thinks I have some strange desire to be the top poster on this site, despite the fact that I already have adminstrative powers, and a column, and may even be rather well-respected by the fellow board members!
...
747 to go!
Megan
10-16-2005, 08:44 PM
Has sent me some very good music.
How many more till you're top poster, Chew?
Parabolic Mastery
10-16-2005, 09:22 PM
Hasn't sent ME any good music... I'LL GIVE YOU EDDIE IZZARD IF YOU GIVE ME AWESOMENESS!
TheModernEgg
10-17-2005, 01:20 AM
Wishes he, too, could have/be awesomeness.
flyfarfromhere
10-17-2005, 06:46 PM
is actually a very antiquated egg.
jdcongresscapt
10-17-2005, 07:57 PM
Has ignored the plight of grammar.
Some defender you are, jerk
TheModernEgg
10-17-2005, 09:36 PM
Feels hurt, shocked and alone. Needs someone to love in this, a harsh and cruel world.
Chewie
10-18-2005, 12:05 AM
Was the first man to swim to Mars.
Yeah, I said it!
jdcongresscapt
10-18-2005, 12:10 PM
Is proud of his ability to string eight words together.
YAY!!!!!!!!!
jman255
10-18-2005, 12:42 PM
Has some sort of embarassing story about Public Forum Debate...
Chewie
10-18-2005, 02:58 PM
Is an embarrasing story. Period.
I kid. I kid. I am, though. Man! My conception? NOT THE STUFF OF PRIDE! :P Again, kidding. Ahem.
TheModernEgg
10-18-2005, 04:52 PM
wants people to feel as though his trippy new avatar is watching them... kinda creepy.
flyfarfromhere
10-18-2005, 09:28 PM
eats heat for breakfast.
cooks up that heat juuuuust right...mmm....tasty....
Chewie
10-19-2005, 06:28 PM
Somehow managed to burn the heat, you clumsy goof. :P
flyfarfromhere
10-19-2005, 08:36 PM
ate at my all-you-can-eat heat buffet, and left without paying.
jdcongresscapt
10-19-2005, 08:41 PM
Is now destitute, for Chewie had lots of heat
flyfarfromhere
10-19-2005, 08:43 PM
is in heat.
TheModernEgg
10-20-2005, 03:46 PM
can't feel the heat... but does have the beat.
just made the coolest post ever b/c when i read that i was listening to techno, which is awesome and has great beat and such....yeah....i just did a ton of history journals.....i'm a little brain-fried....
Megan
10-20-2005, 10:31 PM
Is the only person on this board even semi-close to Indiana.....
TheModernEgg
10-20-2005, 10:44 PM
Is the only person on this board who is from Indiana.
Megan
10-20-2005, 10:55 PM
Stated the obivous.....
And it's sad.
Chewie
10-20-2005, 11:02 PM
Megan, you and I have to unite the ENTIRE MIDWEST to come join Fo.net :)
Megan
10-20-2005, 11:03 PM
Yes, yes we do.
Oh right. back to the topic at hand....
*ahem*
Understands the importance of the Midwest, especially Indiana. :P
jdcongresscapt
10-21-2005, 04:12 AM
Lives somewhere with an extremely lopsided people-to-livestock ratio
theatrix04
10-21-2005, 05:21 AM
seems to think Indiana and Midwest are overpopulated with livestock. However, people from Midwest rock.... Indiana, Illinois, Ohio, Minnesota, Wisconsin....Go White Sox! And there's always next year for the Cubs. Always root for the home team.
Could be an East Coast view about the livestock thing?.
kungfuhampster
10-21-2005, 06:08 AM
Totally left out missouri, of where me and chewie reside in.
Though there are alot of livestock where i live, but it is in the country.
Chewie
10-21-2005, 10:40 AM
But also has a nice skatepark somewhere in there. So I heard.
Congrats on finally hitting 200, Tim!
jdcongresscapt
10-21-2005, 12:24 PM
Secretly laughs at Tim, for he is 3000+ posts ahead of the hampster.
TheModernEgg
10-21-2005, 04:15 PM
Secretly weeps because of Chewie... for having almost 1000 more posts than him.
KrispyKreme
10-21-2005, 04:33 PM
name is Andy, lives at 1015 Duncan Avenue... has 2 dogs and a gerbil. Likes romantic movies and a long dinner by candlelight on the beach with a "cool-down" walk afterwards. Favorite color is: #AC49DD and favorite word is: ZOINKS
knows random information about people.
KrispyKreme
10-22-2005, 10:22 AM
loves chocolate...
and the dancing penguins make me laugh/smile
gets cool points for thouroughly appreciating the dancing penguins.
jdcongresscapt
10-22-2005, 03:15 PM
Fresh off her one-night performance on the corner of 11th and Avenue B, will perform Native American tribal chants, backwards, on the vocorder, while accompanying herself on the electric cello, which she ain't never studied.
knows that i'm awesome enough to do that.
in fact...
*does it*
KrispyKreme
10-24-2005, 09:53 PM
Was the one person who paid attention in astronomy class... enough to remember what f=... and gets reciprocated cool points... just for being... cool... yeeaahh...
TheModernEgg
10-25-2005, 03:52 PM
Thinks he knows what the word "Didgeridoo" means, only to look it up and find that it is only an abariginal instrument in Australia and the surrounding area.
Chewie
10-25-2005, 05:47 PM
Has an appropiately sized avatar, which I'm thinking about making kinda quasi-mandatory.
jdcongresscapt
10-25-2005, 07:25 PM
Judging by his avatar, has developed some strange condition that makes his eyes go all rainbow-y and sh#^
Chewie
10-25-2005, 07:41 PM
One of the three remaining contestants in the century-long survivor competition.
Cinderella
10-25-2005, 09:25 PM
Would probably still be in survivor if he hadn't resigned and suddenly become in charge of it
KrispyKreme
10-27-2005, 01:57 PM
Knows a bunch of these little special mice who can sing... to book them for parties, call The Fairy Godmother... and please, don't bring your cats to the party... unless it's a cheshire. and if that's the case, bring me one too!
likes alice and wonderland.
MatT Unlimit3d
10-30-2005, 01:43 PM
...goes through the looking glass for vacation.
KrispyKreme
10-30-2005, 04:53 PM
fully appreciates British humour.
Chewie
10-30-2005, 06:34 PM
Duct taped The Cheat to Pom Pom.
MatT Unlimit3d
10-30-2005, 07:37 PM
...fully appreciates Homestarrunner.
Which is the reason I think he's the best person since sliced bread.
Chewie
10-30-2005, 07:43 PM
Is back to his old ***-kissing ways, which will be the SOLE reason he becomes a mod someday.
No, not really.
MatT Unlimit3d
10-30-2005, 07:46 PM
...crushed my hopes and dreams under his massive foot.
You know what they say with guys with big feet...
They wear big shoes...
You know what they say about guys with big shoes?
They're clowns! LOLZ!
Chewie
10-30-2005, 07:49 PM
My humility is going to force me to ban you, Matt. :P
Or my envy of your ninja skillz.
will have more fun in the banning of matt than i'm having doing media and history homework.
TheModernEgg
11-07-2005, 04:25 PM
Hasn't experienced true fun until she's been with a man with a ruptured ear canal.
(I will not let this thread die.)
flyfarfromhere
11-07-2005, 05:31 PM
revived the dormant-for-a-week-post-about-the-poster-above-you thread!
MatT Unlimit3d
11-07-2005, 08:20 PM
makes long titles by putting hyphens in them.
secretly has a hyphen fetish.
Chewie
11-10-2005, 12:51 AM
Defying all conventional wisdom, she ate the whole thing.
MatT Unlimit3d
11-10-2005, 02:13 PM
...can't believe it.
Cinderella
11-10-2005, 02:57 PM
Can't believe it's not butter
can't butter it's not believe.
Cinderella
11-10-2005, 04:00 PM
Maybe wouldn't have gotten all mixed up with the slogan if Fabio was still in the commericals
Chewie
11-10-2005, 06:43 PM
Assassinated Fabio for us. Thanks!
jdcongresscapt
11-10-2005, 06:59 PM
Will deliver the eulogy at Fabio's funeral.
MatT Unlimit3d
11-10-2005, 08:37 PM
Will be the sole polebearer at Fabio's Funeral.
TheModernEgg
11-10-2005, 09:32 PM
was the bird that hit Fabio in the face on that one roller coaster... stupid Austrian brutes. (Is Fabio Austrian?)
kungfuhampster
11-12-2005, 11:48 AM
ate the bird that hit fabio in the face therefor ate matt
MatT Unlimit3d
11-13-2005, 08:13 AM
...should know that I'm pretty **** tasty.
tastes himself daily to make sure he stays fresh.
MatT Unlimit3d
11-14-2005, 03:36 PM
...says thing that, at first glance, look HIGHLY SEXUAL.
should pay more attention to things, and keep his mind at least semi-out of the gutter.
TheModernEgg
11-15-2005, 04:26 PM
Plays a mean harpsicord and can do the entire Napolean Dinomite(I know it's not right... how do you spell that word? I should probably know this.) on request.
megz642
11-15-2005, 06:20 PM
Doesn't realize that it's spelled dynamite, not Din-o-miiite like some guy said on an old TV show (am I thinking of Different Strokes? I need to brush up on my TV Land).
jman255
11-15-2005, 06:28 PM
Loves Will Ferrell for doing the cowbell scene.
veronica
11-16-2005, 01:37 AM
someone i havent seen since khssl state :(
should start coming to college tournaments when i'm gonna be there!
Chewie
11-18-2005, 10:59 PM
Dodged the pineapple bullet with a pizza parry!
KrispyKreme
11-19-2005, 09:48 AM
Owns a robot made out of his xbox, named Zeke, which burned down his apartment after being hit with a water balloon.
competes in formation jumping jacks tournaments.
Parabolic Mastery
11-19-2005, 08:32 PM
Has penguins that do this for her.
TheModernEgg
11-20-2005, 12:31 AM
Knows the "Ins and Outs" of Mathematics' bowels and other bodily things no one should really ever learn.
Parabolic Mastery
11-20-2005, 09:40 PM
Like twinkies, has no expiration date.
forgot where he wrote down his own expiration date.
Chewie
11-21-2005, 02:48 PM
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/9359/comic26589nw.png
I just wanted an excuse to post that again.
Parabolic Mastery
11-21-2005, 07:46 PM
Has a T-rex that is afraid of respectfully dissagreeing.
Chewie
11-21-2005, 10:54 PM
Has had an IM window open with my name in it at some point this evening.
doesn't know that the whole world has an IM window open with his name in it.
MatT Unlimit3d
11-22-2005, 02:38 PM
...has the world in the palm of her IM window.
Parabolic Mastery
11-22-2005, 04:09 PM
Has a thing for guys in fuzzy suits.
jdcongresscapt
11-22-2005, 05:29 PM
Has a fuzzy suit
Twh2004
11-22-2005, 06:17 PM
^^ Was the "First Person in the NYCFL to Ever End an Extemp Speech with the Phrase "**** right!" "
haha can i get a story on that one?
~tony
TheModernEgg
11-22-2005, 07:59 PM
Is named Tony, and tells everyone that by posting "~tony" at the end of his posts.
(I used to do that... how cute!)
~Andy
jdcongresscapt
11-22-2005, 08:35 PM
Can't think up a good nametag.
Tony, there's really not much to tell. This was at a really small tournie, and my topic was "Are there too many stars on Broadway?" I didn't feel like working too hard, so I wrote in my intro how too much of a good thing is not necessarily that good. I mentioned how, in the film of my life, I would get Samuel L. Jackson to play me. At the end of the speech I referred back to Jackson, and said "*blah blah blah* thus asserting my position on Earth as THE white Shaft. **** right."
sews buttons for a living.
Chewie
11-24-2005, 09:02 PM
sews butts for a living
poonan
11-24-2005, 09:48 PM
is a butt for a living...***
Only kidding...
TheModernEgg
11-24-2005, 10:39 PM
isn't really kidding.
Cinderella
11-25-2005, 09:10 AM
had some FANTASTIC homemade from scratch chocolate pie last night
jdcongresscapt
11-25-2005, 08:35 PM
Will attempt to write one bittersweet, evocative love song.
That doesn't remind us of Musetta's Waltz.
jman255
11-26-2005, 09:03 AM
Has seen RENT.
jdcongresscapt
11-26-2005, 01:22 PM
Will model the latest fall fashions from Paris while accompanying himself on the ten-gallon plastic pickle tub.
I haven't seen the film yet. I HAVE seen the play, and pretty much memorized the soundtrack
megz642
11-26-2005, 04:43 PM
when he sees the movie, he will be one of those annoying kids who sings really loudly through the whole thing. and he won't care, since RENT is that awesome.
jdcongresscapt
11-26-2005, 06:08 PM
Thinks I'd be that obnoxious.
You. Could. Not. Be. More. right...
Would join in, provided she knows the words.
jdcongresscapt
11-27-2005, 08:36 AM
Is stuck on the floor.
will someday have a thriving business in the design and manufacture of suction cups.
Chewie
11-28-2005, 12:23 AM
Killed penguins for sport.
Parabolic Mastery
12-01-2005, 10:35 PM
Kills sport for penguins.
breeds penguins.
in his bathtub.
Chewie
12-02-2005, 10:46 AM
Breed bathtubs in her penguin.
Cinderella
12-02-2005, 02:21 PM
Bathtubs penguins in his breed.
xxLusciousZechxx
12-02-2005, 03:18 PM
Must know that Jeska is easily suducted online by FO.net members and will date them and move closer to where they are so they can be happier as a couple.
And is trying to take advantage of that.
It's almost not right.
threw my face out the window....meanie.....
oosweetnesssoo
12-05-2005, 10:31 PM
i like your dancing penguins :D
flyfarfromhere
12-05-2005, 11:16 PM
has a baby picture of the hulk as her avatar.
secretly controls the world's ladybug population.
megz642
12-06-2005, 08:44 AM
secretly knows the truth: that ladybugs, one day, will take over the world.
flyfarfromhere
12-06-2005, 02:02 PM
considers herself a ladybug.
veronica
12-06-2005, 06:03 PM
Has a secret fear of Hamsters
Chewie
12-06-2005, 07:07 PM
Has a secret fear of Mexicans. But don't we all? No, we don't. Only Veronica. Because otherwise it would be racist. :P
jman255
12-06-2005, 07:31 PM
Gets turned on by dino porno!
Chewie
12-06-2005, 07:35 PM
IS BANNED!
or would be...if he...wasn't telling the truth...my secret shame!
jman255
12-06-2005, 07:40 PM
IS BANNED!
or would be...if he...wasn't telling the truth...my secret shame!lolololololololol
jdcongresscapt
12-06-2005, 07:50 PM
Laughs at other people's problems.
Jman...so insensitive...
has an uber-sensitive streak that likes to come out of hiding in public places.
flyfarfromhere
12-07-2005, 08:46 PM
ate my cat.
jdcongresscapt
12-07-2005, 09:45 PM
Knows of the horrors we subject the animal population to.
SPECIAL VEGETARIANISM!
TheModernEgg
12-07-2005, 10:56 PM
Eats a fair amount of meat on a regular basis, but does not feed through his mouth.
jdcongresscapt
12-08-2005, 08:44 AM
Does not understand what special vegetarianism is.
I just eat meat if the animal in question died of natural causes.
Chewie
12-08-2005, 12:35 PM
JD, I swear...
You're like the stove to my rant tea kettle.
jdcongresscapt
12-08-2005, 05:41 PM
Appreciates me, and needs to explain what a "rant tea kettle" is.
does not understand the concept of RTK.
.....and neither do i.
Chewie
12-08-2005, 09:55 PM
will read this.
Okay. Imagine all the world's events generates a "heat", and eventually, if that heat builds up enough, I'll release "steam" in the form of a rant. Specific Vegatarinism would be a type of "heat".
jdcongresscapt
12-09-2005, 08:26 AM
Makes sense now.
KY Acid Trip
12-09-2005, 10:15 AM
Is happy that he is now cool since he knows what this RTK thing is.
jdcongresscapt
12-09-2005, 03:53 PM
Knows that I've always been cool.
KY Acid Trip
12-09-2005, 04:17 PM
Knows that i've Never Been cool... :cry:
jdcongresscapt
12-09-2005, 05:21 PM
Is cool in the mind of FOL
can avoid disasters.....usually....
This is not Jenn
12-09-2005, 11:54 PM
probably thought i died
TheModernEgg
12-10-2005, 01:17 AM
Evidently didn't die... cool.
Chewie
12-10-2005, 11:24 AM
Has no idea how relevant it is that Jenn is posting.
WHY HELLO JENNIFER!!
KrispyKreme
12-12-2005, 07:44 PM
Followed the white rabbit, took the red pill, and got unplugged.
**** yes.
just made my night.
Cinderella
12-13-2005, 12:59 AM
Apparently a big matrix fan
Cinderella
12-13-2005, 10:11 AM
Doubts my knowlege
Chewie
12-13-2005, 10:21 AM
Dropped knowledge, in more than one way.
AND
Won survivor!
TheModernEgg
12-13-2005, 03:01 PM
Dropped it like it's hot...
Also, has a wicked burn shaped like the Virgin Mary... The bidding will start at $30,000,000,000,000,000,000.
is way too optemistic about how much money people have.
TheModernEgg
12-13-2005, 06:23 PM
doesn't know that some people can afford wicked Virgin-shaped burns.
Chewie
12-13-2005, 07:19 PM
To him I propose this question: So what part of my body is burned like Mary?
TheModernEgg
12-14-2005, 09:37 PM
Doesn't think I don't not know that I didn't know what part of his body wasn't or not was not burned or not wasn't not burned. What?
I'm really just avoiding the part where I say I've been stalking you for the last 3 months.
veronica
12-15-2005, 04:53 PM
Blames chewie for his lame name...
TheModernEgg
12-15-2005, 05:53 PM
seems not to realize how not lame my nametag really is.
veronica
12-16-2005, 10:04 AM
Shouldnt trust a white rabbit
speaks from experience. seriously, she followed one once and it was disastrous...she just didn't know llamas could twist that way...
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