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09-29-2005, 04:00 PM
Has a not-so-curiously satisfying screen-name.
09-29-2005, 04:00 PM
Eats pate as well as other spreadable meats on the day of god.
09-29-2005, 04:03 PM
Thinks I eat meat.
Not entirely true
09-29-2005, 04:32 PM
jd = :oops:
...don't ask me why.
09-29-2005, 07:01 PM
Ehhh... posted above me?
09-29-2005, 07:19 PM
is clever and witty.
i see this is your first post. welcome to forensicsonline.net!
09-29-2005, 07:50 PM
Welcome's those who feel alienated and left out into his Victorian Era mansion for "candy".
09-29-2005, 08:09 PM
Obviously has a hankering for "candy". Ohhh, burnt.
09-29-2005, 08:34 PM
Knows whether or not P = NP.
09-30-2005, 07:25 AM
Is my favorite person ever? Maybe?
09-30-2005, 04:27 PM
Has known Chewie for all of five posts and already thinks waaaaaaay too highly of him
09-30-2005, 05:15 PM
knows the truly low estimation of chewie's character.
09-30-2005, 06:34 PM
Destroyed his Chewie Temple and constructed a shrine to the almighty entity that is J.D.
10-01-2005, 06:02 PM
Could be flammable.
10-01-2005, 07:27 PM
Fought the evlis of polar coordinates.
10-02-2005, 12:50 AM
is god's close, personal assistant.
10-03-2005, 10:35 AM
Now knows that "dispensal" is not a REAL word... thanks to www.dictionary.com
10-03-2005, 11:23 AM
Is developing my habit of linking (http://www.flcmidatlantic.org/images/Chain-link-2.gif) in posts (http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/292413/2/Bird_on_Wooden_posts.jpg).
10-03-2005, 04:16 PM
Is the most brilliant link poster ever.
10-03-2005, 05:55 PM
Is sucking up so much that sea level just dropped 5 feet.
10-03-2005, 08:51 PM
dried out and died because of the five-foot loss in sea level.
10-04-2005, 01:32 PM
Tried to drown himself in the shallow ocean.
10-04-2005, 04:03 PM
Likes talking about macabre things like trying to drown one's self.
10-04-2005, 04:30 PM
wants to hear the thrilling story of the Maccabees.
10-04-2005, 04:35 PM
Is unaware of the even more thrilling tale of Leviticus!
10-07-2005, 02:52 PM
Just 'zis guy, joo know?
10-07-2005, 05:46 PM
10-08-2005, 09:34 PM
Can't handle the truth.
10-08-2005, 10:13 PM
Is no match for "elliptical mastery"
10-08-2005, 10:15 PM
Has scarred me deeply
10-08-2005, 10:21 PM
Only had himself/herself to blame
10-08-2005, 10:24 PM
Cuts himself to make the pain go away.
10-08-2005, 10:25 PM
Was born with a tail
10-08-2005, 10:28 PM
Obviously replaces "massive reproductive organs" with "a tail" on a regular basis.
10-09-2005, 08:25 AM
was born with massive reproductive organs, but since birth, they have gone through reverse puberty and have grown miniscule.
10-09-2005, 08:39 AM
Has captured the whole process on DVD
is waiting breathlessly for the DVD to be released.
10-09-2005, 10:00 AM
has seen the sneak preview.
10-09-2005, 01:37 PM
Likes to sneak your MOM'S preview.
10-09-2005, 04:57 PM
Made a very dirty crack.
Speaking of dirty cracks, HOW'S HIS MAMA??!! OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
10-09-2005, 05:16 PM
ate my cat's head.
10-09-2005, 09:21 PM
Watches ALF a bit too much
10-09-2005, 10:01 PM
10-10-2005, 09:11 AM
Sacrificed Theatreguy to aforementioned ALF
10-10-2005, 11:12 AM
Took a sacrificed Zach to the prom, much to the chagrin of the janitorial staff.
I just wanted an excuse to use "chagrin".
10-10-2005, 04:11 PM
revels in his own vocabulary.
10-10-2005, 07:21 PM
has just enlightened me to stuffonmycat.com, since i have been away from FOL for too long due to college app-related stress.
10-10-2005, 08:51 PM
Always enjoys good "cowbell", if you know what I'm saying.
10-11-2005, 12:35 AM
It's called a signature for a reason, dude. Don't need to put stuff in your sig in EVERY BODY of EVERY POST. It's like reading a stuttering kid.
10-11-2005, 11:34 AM
Knows how it could be worse.
10-11-2005, 03:57 PM
Is almost a shoo-in for modship if we ever need more.
10-11-2005, 04:45 PM
Will probably be annoyed by the following.
Elkins High School
10-11-2005, 05:11 PM
is my brother.
Elkins High School
10-11-2005, 06:02 PM
Is my sister from another mister.
10-11-2005, 06:41 PM
Didn't fake the funk on that nasty dunk.
10-11-2005, 07:39 PM
Is a song from the 60's.
10-11-2005, 08:08 PM
Is not aware of the Shaquille O'Neal shoe commercial done back in the early 90's in which Shaq performed that very phrase
IS aware of that, and furthermore, is aware that it is based on a song from the 60s, which as far as I know, is false. But by knowing that, not only demonstrated better historical pop culture knowledge, but also compelled me to demonstrate my own arrogance in assuming that he hadn't!
Well, played, Noah...well, played...
10-12-2005, 07:51 AM
Either feels sort of embarassed or proud in knowing that Noah's quick-wit was probably inspired, in some way or another, by him.
10-12-2005, 08:33 AM
Was raised by a cup of coffee.
chewie, are you saying that shaq said "Don't fake the funk on that nasty dunk," or "I'm a song from the sixties"?
...yeah, either way i wasn't aware of it. i was just quoting homsar.
10-12-2005, 10:47 AM
oooh! Right! I completely forgot about Homsar! Good call, sir!
Shaq originally said the "Fake the funk" line in a shoe commerical.
The Brothers Chaps (creators of Homestar Runner) probably just improvised/wrote the line "I'm a song from the sixties" themselves.
There we have it!
10-12-2005, 12:37 PM
Has concluded what was promising to be a good debate.
10-12-2005, 07:04 PM
is probably very excited for the Rent movie coming soon.
10-12-2005, 07:07 PM
Didn't have to use the word "probably"
10-12-2005, 07:38 PM
didn't have to use the words, "hey noah, thanks for that hot, hot *** last night."
it was implied, man. i know i'm great; no need to tell me every time.
10-13-2005, 04:42 PM
Forgot to tip.
Dammit, Noah I said I'd do you a favor (heheh "do you"), but you HAVE to pay!
10-13-2005, 04:46 PM
Is no longer a boy, but a man.
10-13-2005, 05:22 PM
is a real boy.
should come and beat up my roommate for me.
10-14-2005, 04:22 AM
Loves concerts, can't stand her roommate, wants someone to come beat up her roommate.
10-14-2005, 05:10 AM
should keep on keeping on.
10-14-2005, 05:13 AM
needs some sleep or caffiene. what is keep on keeping on?
10-14-2005, 10:47 AM
Keep doing what you're doing. Take life by the horns. Carpe Diem. Be proud, be alive, be DYNAMIC! ETC!
10-14-2005, 02:46 PM
is trying to say in other words just "be"
shouldn't use the word "be" when doing an essay. is, am, are, was, were, be, been and being are bad. your essay is so much better when you don't use them.
10-14-2005, 08:57 PM
She's goin' down down baby/yo' street in a Range Rover
Street sweeper, baby/cocked, ready to let it go
Shimmy shimmy coco what?/Listen to it no-ow
Light it up and take a puff/Pass it to me, now!
So...watch out for Ria's Wrath!
10-15-2005, 08:02 PM
knows his country grammar
10-15-2005, 08:31 PM
Has the same name as me!
10-15-2005, 11:12 PM
Does stuff. Vigilantly. And with much gusto.
10-15-2005, 11:17 PM
10-15-2005, 11:19 PM
Is not known by me. At all. Nothing to see here, keep walking, people.
10-16-2005, 02:22 AM
Enjoys doing pelvic thrusts and squat bends.
10-16-2005, 09:20 AM
Knows everything about me.
10-16-2005, 09:34 AM
Obviously has mastered the art of making parabolas and uses that mastery in every day life. Also has an email address that made me chuckle for some unknown reason.
10-16-2005, 09:36 AM
Is continuously running...
10-16-2005, 09:47 AM
Once saw a Moose kissing a Goose down by the bay.
10-16-2005, 11:54 AM
Is obviously running a marathon, and bet a life on that marathon. And when he bet a life, that means he gets a life if he runs the entire thing. Oh, burnt.
10-16-2005, 11:55 AM
Thinks wayyyy too much.
10-16-2005, 06:22 PM
Is back after a semi-long hiatus.
10-16-2005, 08:28 PM
Will make sure that I'm never the top poster on this site by ensuring that he passes me just before I pass Ria.
Not that that will ever happen. :P
10-16-2005, 08:33 PM
Only has 750 posts to surpass Ria.
10-16-2005, 08:39 PM
Thinks I have some strange desire to be the top poster on this site, despite the fact that I already have adminstrative powers, and a column, and may even be rather well-respected by the fellow board members!
747 to go!
10-16-2005, 08:44 PM
Has sent me some very good music.
How many more till you're top poster, Chew?
10-16-2005, 09:22 PM
Hasn't sent ME any good music... I'LL GIVE YOU EDDIE IZZARD IF YOU GIVE ME AWESOMENESS!
10-17-2005, 01:20 AM
Wishes he, too, could have/be awesomeness.
10-17-2005, 06:46 PM
is actually a very antiquated egg.
10-17-2005, 07:57 PM
Has ignored the plight of grammar.
Some defender you are, jerk
10-17-2005, 09:36 PM
Feels hurt, shocked and alone. Needs someone to love in this, a harsh and cruel world.
10-18-2005, 12:05 AM
Was the first man to swim to Mars.
Yeah, I said it!
10-18-2005, 12:10 PM
Is proud of his ability to string eight words together.
10-18-2005, 12:42 PM
Has some sort of embarassing story about Public Forum Debate...
10-18-2005, 02:58 PM
Is an embarrasing story. Period.
I kid. I kid. I am, though. Man! My conception? NOT THE STUFF OF PRIDE! :P Again, kidding. Ahem.
10-18-2005, 04:52 PM
wants people to feel as though his trippy new avatar is watching them... kinda creepy.
10-18-2005, 09:28 PM
eats heat for breakfast.
cooks up that heat juuuuust right...mmm....tasty....
10-19-2005, 06:28 PM
Somehow managed to burn the heat, you clumsy goof. :P
10-19-2005, 08:36 PM
ate at my all-you-can-eat heat buffet, and left without paying.
10-19-2005, 08:41 PM
Is now destitute, for Chewie had lots of heat
10-19-2005, 08:43 PM
is in heat.
10-20-2005, 03:46 PM
can't feel the heat... but does have the beat.
just made the coolest post ever b/c when i read that i was listening to techno, which is awesome and has great beat and such....yeah....i just did a ton of history journals.....i'm a little brain-fried....
10-20-2005, 10:31 PM
Is the only person on this board even semi-close to Indiana.....
10-20-2005, 10:44 PM
Is the only person on this board who is from Indiana.
10-20-2005, 10:55 PM
Stated the obivous.....
And it's sad.
10-20-2005, 11:02 PM
Megan, you and I have to unite the ENTIRE MIDWEST to come join Fo.net :)
10-20-2005, 11:03 PM
Yes, yes we do.
Oh right. back to the topic at hand....
Understands the importance of the Midwest, especially Indiana. :P
10-21-2005, 04:12 AM
Lives somewhere with an extremely lopsided people-to-livestock ratio
10-21-2005, 05:21 AM
seems to think Indiana and Midwest are overpopulated with livestock. However, people from Midwest rock.... Indiana, Illinois, Ohio, Minnesota, Wisconsin....Go White Sox! And there's always next year for the Cubs. Always root for the home team.
Could be an East Coast view about the livestock thing?.
10-21-2005, 06:08 AM
Totally left out missouri, of where me and chewie reside in.
Though there are alot of livestock where i live, but it is in the country.
10-21-2005, 10:40 AM
But also has a nice skatepark somewhere in there. So I heard.
Congrats on finally hitting 200, Tim!
10-21-2005, 12:24 PM
Secretly laughs at Tim, for he is 3000+ posts ahead of the hampster.
10-21-2005, 04:15 PM
Secretly weeps because of Chewie... for having almost 1000 more posts than him.
10-21-2005, 04:33 PM
name is Andy, lives at 1015 Duncan Avenue... has 2 dogs and a gerbil. Likes romantic movies and a long dinner by candlelight on the beach with a "cool-down" walk afterwards. Favorite color is: #AC49DD and favorite word is: ZOINKS
knows random information about people.
10-22-2005, 10:22 AM
and the dancing penguins make me laugh/smile
gets cool points for thouroughly appreciating the dancing penguins.
10-22-2005, 03:15 PM
Fresh off her one-night performance on the corner of 11th and Avenue B, will perform Native American tribal chants, backwards, on the vocorder, while accompanying herself on the electric cello, which she ain't never studied.
knows that i'm awesome enough to do that.
10-24-2005, 09:53 PM
Was the one person who paid attention in astronomy class... enough to remember what f=... and gets reciprocated cool points... just for being... cool... yeeaahh...
10-25-2005, 03:52 PM
Thinks he knows what the word "Didgeridoo" means, only to look it up and find that it is only an abariginal instrument in Australia and the surrounding area.
10-25-2005, 05:47 PM
Has an appropiately sized avatar, which I'm thinking about making kinda quasi-mandatory.
10-25-2005, 07:25 PM
Judging by his avatar, has developed some strange condition that makes his eyes go all rainbow-y and sh#^
10-25-2005, 07:41 PM
One of the three remaining contestants in the century-long survivor competition.
10-25-2005, 09:25 PM
Would probably still be in survivor if he hadn't resigned and suddenly become in charge of it
10-27-2005, 01:57 PM
Knows a bunch of these little special mice who can sing... to book them for parties, call The Fairy Godmother... and please, don't bring your cats to the party... unless it's a cheshire. and if that's the case, bring me one too!
likes alice and wonderland.
10-30-2005, 01:43 PM
...goes through the looking glass for vacation.
10-30-2005, 04:53 PM
fully appreciates British humour.
10-30-2005, 06:34 PM
Duct taped The Cheat to Pom Pom.
10-30-2005, 07:37 PM
...fully appreciates Homestarrunner.
Which is the reason I think he's the best person since sliced bread.
10-30-2005, 07:43 PM
Is back to his old ***-kissing ways, which will be the SOLE reason he becomes a mod someday.
No, not really.
10-30-2005, 07:46 PM
...crushed my hopes and dreams under his massive foot.
You know what they say with guys with big feet...
They wear big shoes...
You know what they say about guys with big shoes?
They're clowns! LOLZ!
10-30-2005, 07:49 PM
My humility is going to force me to ban you, Matt. :P
Or my envy of your ninja skillz.
will have more fun in the banning of matt than i'm having doing media and history homework.
11-07-2005, 04:25 PM
Hasn't experienced true fun until she's been with a man with a ruptured ear canal.
(I will not let this thread die.)
11-07-2005, 05:31 PM
revived the dormant-for-a-week-post-about-the-poster-above-you thread!
11-07-2005, 08:20 PM
makes long titles by putting hyphens in them.
secretly has a hyphen fetish.
11-10-2005, 12:51 AM
Defying all conventional wisdom, she ate the whole thing.
11-10-2005, 02:13 PM
...can't believe it.
11-10-2005, 02:57 PM
Can't believe it's not butter
can't butter it's not believe.
11-10-2005, 04:00 PM
Maybe wouldn't have gotten all mixed up with the slogan if Fabio was still in the commericals
11-10-2005, 06:43 PM
Assassinated Fabio for us. Thanks!
11-10-2005, 06:59 PM
Will deliver the eulogy at Fabio's funeral.
11-10-2005, 08:37 PM
Will be the sole polebearer at Fabio's Funeral.
11-10-2005, 09:32 PM
was the bird that hit Fabio in the face on that one roller coaster... stupid Austrian brutes. (Is Fabio Austrian?)
11-12-2005, 11:48 AM
ate the bird that hit fabio in the face therefor ate matt
11-13-2005, 08:13 AM
...should know that I'm pretty **** tasty.
tastes himself daily to make sure he stays fresh.
11-14-2005, 03:36 PM
...says thing that, at first glance, look HIGHLY SEXUAL.
should pay more attention to things, and keep his mind at least semi-out of the gutter.
11-15-2005, 04:26 PM
Plays a mean harpsicord and can do the entire Napolean Dinomite(I know it's not right... how do you spell that word? I should probably know this.) on request.
11-15-2005, 06:20 PM
Doesn't realize that it's spelled dynamite, not Din-o-miiite like some guy said on an old TV show (am I thinking of Different Strokes? I need to brush up on my TV Land).
11-15-2005, 06:28 PM
Loves Will Ferrell for doing the cowbell scene.
11-16-2005, 01:37 AM
someone i havent seen since khssl state :(
should start coming to college tournaments when i'm gonna be there!
11-18-2005, 10:59 PM
Dodged the pineapple bullet with a pizza parry!
11-19-2005, 09:48 AM
Owns a robot made out of his xbox, named Zeke, which burned down his apartment after being hit with a water balloon.
competes in formation jumping jacks tournaments.
11-19-2005, 08:32 PM
Has penguins that do this for her.
11-20-2005, 12:31 AM
Knows the "Ins and Outs" of Mathematics' bowels and other bodily things no one should really ever learn.
11-20-2005, 09:40 PM
Like twinkies, has no expiration date.
forgot where he wrote down his own expiration date.
11-21-2005, 02:48 PM
I just wanted an excuse to post that again.
11-21-2005, 07:46 PM
Has a T-rex that is afraid of respectfully dissagreeing.
11-21-2005, 10:54 PM
Has had an IM window open with my name in it at some point this evening.
doesn't know that the whole world has an IM window open with his name in it.
11-22-2005, 02:38 PM
...has the world in the palm of her IM window.
11-22-2005, 04:09 PM
Has a thing for guys in fuzzy suits.
11-22-2005, 05:29 PM
Has a fuzzy suit
11-22-2005, 06:17 PM
^^ Was the "First Person in the NYCFL to Ever End an Extemp Speech with the Phrase "**** right!" "
haha can i get a story on that one?
11-22-2005, 07:59 PM
Is named Tony, and tells everyone that by posting "~tony" at the end of his posts.
(I used to do that... how cute!)
11-22-2005, 08:35 PM
Can't think up a good nametag.
Tony, there's really not much to tell. This was at a really small tournie, and my topic was "Are there too many stars on Broadway?" I didn't feel like working too hard, so I wrote in my intro how too much of a good thing is not necessarily that good. I mentioned how, in the film of my life, I would get Samuel L. Jackson to play me. At the end of the speech I referred back to Jackson, and said "*blah blah blah* thus asserting my position on Earth as THE white Shaft. **** right."
sews buttons for a living.
11-24-2005, 09:02 PM
sews butts for a living
11-24-2005, 09:48 PM
is a butt for a living...***
11-24-2005, 10:39 PM
isn't really kidding.
11-25-2005, 09:10 AM
had some FANTASTIC homemade from scratch chocolate pie last night
11-25-2005, 08:35 PM
Will attempt to write one bittersweet, evocative love song.
That doesn't remind us of Musetta's Waltz.
11-26-2005, 09:03 AM
Has seen RENT.
11-26-2005, 01:22 PM
Will model the latest fall fashions from Paris while accompanying himself on the ten-gallon plastic pickle tub.
I haven't seen the film yet. I HAVE seen the play, and pretty much memorized the soundtrack
11-26-2005, 04:43 PM
when he sees the movie, he will be one of those annoying kids who sings really loudly through the whole thing. and he won't care, since RENT is that awesome.
11-26-2005, 06:08 PM
Thinks I'd be that obnoxious.
You. Could. Not. Be. More. right...
Would join in, provided she knows the words.
11-27-2005, 08:36 AM
Is stuck on the floor.
will someday have a thriving business in the design and manufacture of suction cups.
11-28-2005, 12:23 AM
Killed penguins for sport.
12-01-2005, 10:35 PM
Kills sport for penguins.
in his bathtub.
12-02-2005, 10:46 AM
Breed bathtubs in her penguin.
12-02-2005, 02:21 PM
Bathtubs penguins in his breed.
12-02-2005, 03:18 PM
Must know that Jeska is easily suducted online by FO.net members and will date them and move closer to where they are so they can be happier as a couple.
And is trying to take advantage of that.
It's almost not right.
threw my face out the window....meanie.....
12-05-2005, 10:31 PM
i like your dancing penguins :D
12-05-2005, 11:16 PM
has a baby picture of the hulk as her avatar.
secretly controls the world's ladybug population.
12-06-2005, 08:44 AM
secretly knows the truth: that ladybugs, one day, will take over the world.
12-06-2005, 02:02 PM
considers herself a ladybug.
12-06-2005, 06:03 PM
Has a secret fear of Hamsters
12-06-2005, 07:07 PM
Has a secret fear of Mexicans. But don't we all? No, we don't. Only Veronica. Because otherwise it would be racist. :P
12-06-2005, 07:31 PM
Gets turned on by dino porno!
12-06-2005, 07:35 PM
or would be...if he...wasn't telling the truth...my secret shame!
12-06-2005, 07:40 PM
or would be...if he...wasn't telling the truth...my secret shame!lolololololololol
12-06-2005, 07:50 PM
Laughs at other people's problems.
has an uber-sensitive streak that likes to come out of hiding in public places.
12-07-2005, 08:46 PM
ate my cat.
12-07-2005, 09:45 PM
Knows of the horrors we subject the animal population to.
12-07-2005, 10:56 PM
Eats a fair amount of meat on a regular basis, but does not feed through his mouth.
12-08-2005, 08:44 AM
Does not understand what special vegetarianism is.
I just eat meat if the animal in question died of natural causes.
12-08-2005, 12:35 PM
JD, I swear...
You're like the stove to my rant tea kettle.
12-08-2005, 05:41 PM
Appreciates me, and needs to explain what a "rant tea kettle" is.
does not understand the concept of RTK.
.....and neither do i.
12-08-2005, 09:55 PM
will read this.
Okay. Imagine all the world's events generates a "heat", and eventually, if that heat builds up enough, I'll release "steam" in the form of a rant. Specific Vegatarinism would be a type of "heat".
12-09-2005, 08:26 AM
Makes sense now.
KY Acid Trip
12-09-2005, 10:15 AM
Is happy that he is now cool since he knows what this RTK thing is.
12-09-2005, 03:53 PM
Knows that I've always been cool.
KY Acid Trip
12-09-2005, 04:17 PM
Knows that i've Never Been cool... :cry:
12-09-2005, 05:21 PM
Is cool in the mind of FOL
can avoid disasters.....usually....
This is not Jenn
12-09-2005, 11:54 PM
probably thought i died
12-10-2005, 01:17 AM
Evidently didn't die... cool.
12-10-2005, 11:24 AM
Has no idea how relevant it is that Jenn is posting.
WHY HELLO JENNIFER!!
12-12-2005, 07:44 PM
Followed the white rabbit, took the red pill, and got unplugged.
just made my night.
12-13-2005, 12:59 AM
Apparently a big matrix fan
12-13-2005, 10:11 AM
Doubts my knowlege
12-13-2005, 10:21 AM
Dropped knowledge, in more than one way.
12-13-2005, 03:01 PM
Dropped it like it's hot...
Also, has a wicked burn shaped like the Virgin Mary... The bidding will start at $30,000,000,000,000,000,000.
is way too optemistic about how much money people have.
12-13-2005, 06:23 PM
doesn't know that some people can afford wicked Virgin-shaped burns.
12-13-2005, 07:19 PM
To him I propose this question: So what part of my body is burned like Mary?
12-14-2005, 09:37 PM
Doesn't think I don't not know that I didn't know what part of his body wasn't or not was not burned or not wasn't not burned. What?
I'm really just avoiding the part where I say I've been stalking you for the last 3 months.
12-15-2005, 04:53 PM
Blames chewie for his lame name...
12-15-2005, 05:53 PM
seems not to realize how not lame my nametag really is.
12-16-2005, 10:04 AM
Shouldnt trust a white rabbit
speaks from experience. seriously, she followed one once and it was disastrous...she just didn't know llamas could twist that way...
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