Post about the poster above you

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is wrong.

I actually suffer from "Random Pavarotti's Disease".

1000000000000000000 points to he who can tell me where that's from. Good luck.

[theatrix04]

I guess- it is from Rex the Runt.....
RANDOM PAVAROTTI DISEASE


I was stating the I either remembered, ignored, or suffer from Sometimer's Disease,......

Interesting disease to suffer from....

also had unusual taste in DVDs

[jdcongresscapt]

Posts in a weird, made-up language few can comprehend

[ria]

speaks in the past tense.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has thoroughly confused me, Theatreguy-style!

[flyfarfromhere]

ate my hamster.

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks I indulge in horrible, inhumane, cruel practices.

I do, but eating defenseless animals is not one of them.

[flyfarfromhere]

ate my raptor.

[jdcongresscapt]

Forgot his vegetarianism and had some of the right arm.

[flyfarfromhere]

laced my soy meat with powerful narcotics so he could trick me into eating raptor arm.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is crying over the raptor's carcass

[flyfarfromhere]

doesn't know that my tears, combined with a bit of thistlewort, will reanimate the raptor.

[theatrix04]

http://www.ggro.org/quiz/raptorquiz2.html

Believes he can get a 100% on raptor quiz.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

Got the obscene amount of points.

CURSE YOU THEATRIX04!!!!!!

[flyfarfromhere]

ate my trevor haynes.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...wears "Trevor Haynes" Underwear.

They taste delicious.

[flyfarfromhere]

gave me "Trevor Haynes" underwear as a channukah present last year.

[ria]

enjoys gifts of underwear.

[Chewie]

At least she tries.

[KY Acid Trip]

Doesn't Try.

[jdcongresscapt]

Cries over many failed attempts

[flyfarfromhere]

couldn't outdance a wannahock if the wannahock had one leg tied behind his or her back.

[jdcongresscapt]

gave me an idea for an inter-tribal dance competition

[Cinderella]

might let me help with that b/c of my witch doctor experience?

[jdcongresscapt]

Brings to mind memories of dancing naked around a fire to save Chewie's dead squirrel.

[ria]

he.....you can.....


just made my mind go completely blank with that last post.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...has no piece of mind.

[flyfarfromhere]

made a clever pun on the popular expression, "peace of mind."

[Chewie]

Made a clever viking ship entirely of popsicle sticks.

[jdcongresscapt]

Destroyed the viking ship with a battleship made from toothpicks

[flyfarfromhere]

took apart chewie's battleship and used the glue-ridden toothpicks to make toothpick caterpillars.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...eveolved the toothpick caterpillars to toothpick moths.

The moths then ravage Tokyo until a Pipecleaner Godzilla comes by to save the day.

Also has a Homestar sig. Kudos.

[jdcongresscapt]

Will wait a few months for them to become toothpick butterflies

[ria]

has a toothpick butterfly collection.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...does arts and/or crafts every day.

[theatrix04]

apparently put up a new avatar. I guess Kermie needed a rest or recharge.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

Is right. Kermie went in to rehab for a while.

In the meantime, enjoy a pixelated version of me.

[theatrix04]

interesting... appears to have reddish hair

[ria]

isn't colorblind.

[theatrix04]

Sporting updo New hairstyle in an attempt to keep cool.....

[ria]

psh. should realize that i'm always cool.

[flyfarfromhere]

thinks she's always cool.

[ria]

wishes he was always cool like me.

[theatrix04]

It will be hard to be as cool, at least the ones who have tried.

[flyfarfromhere]

wishes she had as good grammar as i.

(wishes he were always cool like me.)

[theatrix04]

wishes she had as good grammar as i.

(wishes he were always cool like me.)

Her use of grammar may have been incorrect, but I beat you to the post.
Try again.

[ria]

hasn't quite mastered the use of the quote button.

and i never said i had perfect grammar.

[jdcongresscapt]

Knows how to master the quote button, and has incurred the wrath of the defender of grammar.

[theatrix04]

My laptop has problems with the putting in the correct quote when I do it at times. Thanks for your patience and understanding or sometimers disease.

It was not my intent to incur anyone's wrath. Mea Culpa.

[jdcongresscapt]

Should seek tech support.
Has apologies which will go unheeded. The Defender of Grammar will be here shortly.

[theatrix04]

has checked it. However, a tear is shed since apologies unheeded.

Poster above appear quick to be negative with others and has very little patience. This is quite unfortunate in one so young.

[flyfarfromhere]

often takes jokes as negativity and lack of patience.

[theatrix04]

His use of sarcasm is sometimes overboard and difficult to understand as a joke.

[flyfarfromhere]

doesn't miss only my jokes (not all of which are sarcastic). sometimes misses JD's jokes as well (which were taken as sarcastic and negative, but which - quite obviously, i must say - weren't).

[theatrix04]

Oops, sorry...
It might be a generational thing: mistaking sarcasm, possibly bad jokes, attitude, etc. .... again, Mea Culpa.

Sometimes may make jokes or inside comments, which were not understood by all.

[flyfarfromhere]

is very much forgiven.

and my humblest apologies. i may have come off as a bit rude in that last post. sorry, i'm not having such a great day. no harm intended.

[theatrix04]

Apparently has had a bad hope, we hope for better tomorrows ahead.
Apology accepted, life is too short. None taken.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is witness to both the shortest and longest lives in recorded history.

[theatrix04]

:( Hit something on the head without realizing it and opened sad memories....

child died at 26 days old
grandparent died at age of 96[/quote]

[jdcongresscapt]

Ruined my morning.
It was going all well and happy before I read that post.

[theatrix04]

Agrees with JD, I was doing well until MatT's post. However, both are my guardian angels and somehow always make life brighter....

JD's morning is ruined. I just had 3 dozen roses delivers... hope something nice happens to turn his morning around.

[Cinderella]

Probably understands that when someone does something ncie for you you're more likely to do something nice for someone else and it keeps going on and on and on and on....so is probably going to do something really nice today, and that's pretty darn cool

[theatrix04]

Thank you, I do try to keep it going. My daughter's 16th birthday had 17 places at school that she received treats or presents....

Cinderella definitely understands the concept of Pay it Forward and what goes around comes around. She will definitely have sunshine and kudos today!!

[jdcongresscapt]

Will take back Cinderella's kudos and dish it over to me

[theatrix04]

kudos will go out when earned

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks I haven't earned kudos.

[flyfarfromhere]

hasn't earned kudos.

[ria]

is the Kudos Judge.

[jdcongresscapt]

Will lend me some kudos.

[flyfarfromhere]

ate my kudos.

[jdcongresscapt]

Laughs at the thought of the word "kudos"

[flyfarfromhere]

made me laugh at the thought of the word "kudos"

seriously, i never thought about that word until that post, and it really did make me laugh.

[jdcongresscapt]

Will not stop laughing until someone says something that doesn't contain the word "kudos"

[flyfarfromhere]

MADE ME LAUGH AGAIN!

**** YOU, FOO'!

[jdcongresscapt]

Brings to mind memories of an awesome piece of legislation to "pity the foo' who don't stay in schoo'"

[Chewie]

Brought up MY LEGISLATION.

[flyfarfromhere]

rocked that legislation HARD!

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...subsequently Papered the Legislation, only to be Scissored by the Legislation shortly thereafter.

[flyfarfromhere]

oh wow. oh man. oh geez.

just made my day.

[ria]

is easily pleased.

[flyfarfromhere]

owns the only live toaster known to man.

[theatrix04]

He had his day made and then was delusional about live toasters

[Cinderella]

Doesn't belive in the wonder that is Ria's live toaster

[MatT Unlimit3d]

Is the bravest little toaster in the whole world.

[Cinderella]

Probably saw my movie...you know, the one with the toaster (me) and the blankie and the lamp and that mean looking vaccum

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...knows good movies.

lol @ Jon Lovitz, the radio.

Best song=the scary one with all the ruined appliances.

[Cinderella]

has excellent taste in kids movie songs, that was my favorite part even though i was terrified of it :) (that and the one at the dump place)

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...watched Junkyard Wars when it was popular approximately...FOREVER ago.

[Cinderella]

Reminded me about that show, I had forgotten...good times...

[flyfarfromhere]

forgot my guinea pig's birthday.

really, how could you?

[Cinderella]

TOLD ME THE WRONG DATE!!!!

I've told you time and time again that you told me the wrong day, its not MY fault I said nothing on his actual birthday, for your information, I had a LOVELY surprise party planned for the day after!!

[theatrix04]

Apparently throws GREAT surprise parties. Maybe she should be designated Forum Social Director?

[flyfarfromhere]

has thus been appointed Assistant Forum Social Director.

[jdcongresscapt]

Celebrated his guinea pig's birthday alone

[flyfarfromhere]

understand the true loneliness of celebrating a pet's birthday without the company of others.

i mean, even my guinea pig left me! he was out partying it up and i was home waiting for him to get back so i could give him his cake and presents. i don't think i'll ever forgive rupert for that.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...after finally giving cake and presents, the Guinea pig suffered from a tummy ache. He was confused and reportedly ate the presents and opened the cake.

[flyfarfromhere]

doesn't know that the presents consisted of candy and smores, and there was a stripper in the cake.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...fooled me.

How on earth did you find a Guinea Pig Stripper?

[theatrix04]

...fooled me.

How on earth did you find a Guinea Pig Stripper?

probably in the yellow pages or on switchboard.com

[flyfarfromhere]

thinks my sources are as amateur as the yellow pages or switchboard.com

psht, i got connections, yo!

[theatrix04]

has connections....
sounds like YMCA time.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is interested in a guinea pig stripper

[flyfarfromhere]

IS a guinea pig stripper.

[jdcongresscapt]

Enjoys it when I climb out of my exercise wheel with just a towel on.

[flyfarfromhere]

knows how to shake that hot thang.

i mean...umm...

[Chewie]

Ate Adam Corolla.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...hopefully knows how much of a favour fffh did for the world.

[Cinderella]

would have liked to eat adam corolla himself

[flyfarfromhere]

contributed 1/3 of what is needed to make jd jump off his roof.

[Cinderella]

Inspired me to tell everyone to go http://www.livejournal.com/users/jdcongresscapt/2776.html <---there and participate

[flyfarfromhere]

just drastically acceleterated jd's death.

[jdcongresscapt]

Can jump with me

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...brainwashes kittens to jump to their while jumping.

[Aelfric5578]

seems to have left a word out of the previous post

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is probably right.

[flyfarfromhere]

has an avatar that seems to be wearing cleats.

[theatrix04]

Appears to collect masks and has a wonderful red cape.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is queen of the powder-puffs. Not quite as cool as being the Once and Future King, but a start, nonetheless

[ria]

is royal.

[flyfarfromhere]

is a royal subject.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is the court jester

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...wears a that multi pointed hat dealy.

[theatrix04]

hmmm, must have found additional online areas..

Thank you.... I have been working with Theatrical Make Up for even more years than forensics. In fact, I did work professionally for NBC in Chicago for 6 years, the Lyric Opera of Chicago for 4 years, and various professional, community, secondary, and university theatres in the area.


Above poster is quite amusing and must also have been a court jester or side kick at one time.

[ria]

has many talents.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...has many penguins.

[theatrix04]

Blushes....
Thank you

Many talents is a definition of a Mom and Teacher......

We all have many talents.

Ria is very sweet, loves chocolate, dislikes white chocolate, and need to have party (going away or moving in).

[jdcongresscapt]

Is wordy

[Cinderella]

Isn't.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is right.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

Is left.

[Cinderella]

Left JD

[flyfarfromhere]

ate JD.

[Cinderella]

Tried to save JD by pumping my stomach, but alas, it was too late

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...pumped it up.

[Cinderella]

Turned me into a zombie, I think....Right?

[MatT Unlimit3d]

Is half right.

Is a zombie, but because of that, cannot think.

[Chewie]

You've got red on you.

[flyfarfromhere]

actually, i believe you've got red on you!

[jdcongresscapt]

Made Jess vomit me back up by showing up covered in that hideous red cape.

[Chewie]

Bleeeeeeeeegh on all y'alls. Vomiting cannibals are NOT cool. Vomiting's okay. Cannibalism's all right. But vomiting cannibals is where I draw the line.

[ria]

has been grossed out.

[flyfarfromhere]

will cut my DI in due time.

[ria]

has a d.i. that's too tall.

[flyfarfromhere]

has a body that's too short.

[jdcongresscapt]

Doesn't have a DI yet.

AND RIA, I PASSED ON THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE A "RIA IS SHORT" JOKE!! HAPPY??!!

[flyfarfromhere]

doesn't have a DI either.

i have a DI, it's just not cut yet. i'll be re-reading it and doing preliminary cut ideas on sunday.

[ria]

has plans for sunday.
hey, so do i! i'm moving into college!
and your lack of teasing is much appreciated, jd.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...appriciates everything. Including walnuts.

[jdcongresscapt]

Threw a walnut at Ria

[jdcongresscapt]

Threw a walnut at Ria

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...double posts.

[ria]

wishes he'd thought of throwing the walnut, and throws one at jd to make up for it.

[theatrix04]

...double posts.

Never seems to miss anything.
Has another new avatar... this one appears to have mob type feeling

[ria]

missed!

[flyfarfromhere]

he only missed because the above poster is one of the "vertically challenged."

[theatrix04]

above poster probably would duck or sit down to be missed
ouch.... I know I am under 5'5 so would be considered less than average

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...gets a D for height.

Extra Credit for wearing stilts.

[ria]

likes stilts.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...underestimates just how cool stilts are.

[ria]

keeps his stilts in the refrigerator, for extra freshness.

[flyfarfromhere]

baked me a nice stilt pie yesterday.

[A-Hoff]

is still picking splinters out of his teeth

[ria]

likes my cooking.

[theatrix04]

likes to cook.

hmmmm my favorite lately is reservations

[flyfarfromhere]

has discovered a new recipe which she desires to keep secret and so has posted it under the code word "reservations."

[theatrix04]

favorite recipe for the person who have no time.....

Benihana
Erik's
Flattop Grill
Mama Thai
Champs
Webber Grill
Magnum's
Geja's Fondue
Geppeto's
Cocino Paradiso
The Clubhouse
Fuego Logo
Ale House
Lalo's
Wildfire
Magiano's
Uno's
.....

no secret

seems to think I am devious and trying a new code .....

[jdcongresscapt]

Will ostracize herself if she doesn't stop speaking code

[theatrix04]

Sorry....prior poster talking about recipes, my husband's joke is my favorite recipe is
calling a restaurant and setting a time and number of people to attend for dinner ..... list = names of restaurants in Chicago area.

Actually, JD is the Once and Future King of Code....

Mea Culpa, did not mean to upset anyone. ostracize, harsh?

[jdcongresscapt]

Takes me too seriously
It's 'aight. I got the joke.

[theatrix04]

Apparently king of jest too....

thanks.....actually I realized you might be joking....
hope your day is going well...
need to start getting people up in our house and out for marching band...then off to errands and a theatre reunion and benefit tonight...

have a great day.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has loosened up

So far, so good. Only been up for an hour.

[flyfarfromhere]

has been up almost as long as i, but probably didn't wake up to write an essay (or two).

[jdcongresscapt]

Is unlucky in that he must write essays.
I just have notes to write.

[flyfarfromhere]

wrote 5042 pages of notes in twelve minutes.

[jdcongresscapt]

Will write my essay on the themes of "All Creatures Great and Small"

[flyfarfromhere]

in exchange, will give me twelve-thousand grapefruits.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...will lead to JD growing a massive Grapefruit Army and thus reclaiming title of King of the World.

We would try to battle them with spoons, but the juices would just squirt in our eyes...

[jdcongresscapt]

Must suffer

[flyfarfromhere]

doesn't know that his grapefruit army is really controlled by me!!! mwahahah!! soon, his grapefruit army will turn on him and destroy him in a savage rampage of seeds and pulp!

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...lurks in the demon produce isle.

[flyfarfromhere]

breeds demon produce for the mob.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...offered me an ice cream flavour I couldn't refuse.

[jdcongresscapt]

Secretly works for the Sorbet Clan

[flyfarfromhere]

is the leader of the rivaling sherbert clan.

[jdcongresscapt]

Will bring his clan out and fight. Middle turf.

[ria]

is prepping for what promises to be the largest and most important battle of the ice creams in history.

[theatrix04]

wow....
everyone appears to be planning or preparing for an ice cream social

[flyfarfromhere]

will be caught innocently in the tumultuous Sherbert/Sorbet Battle of 05.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...will lose the battle, after my R&D cooked up a new weapon to mix with our ice cream...

PEANUTS!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[theatrix04]

please be careful....
allergy warfare is not good....
lots have allergies to peanuts, shellfish, latex,strawberries,]etc
I prefer pistachio or cashew

does not appear to fight fair... but good strategist.

[flyfarfromhere]

will soon be barraged will allergies of all sorts.

GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!! THIS IS A WAR-ZONE!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

[theatrix04]

Enjoys a war-zone, highly competitive.
Fortunately,I am an American Red Cross Disaster Volunteer... have pins and everything.

wonder how you all fare with
Chess
Battleship
Trivial Pursuit DVD
Bridge
Dungeons and Dragons
Animal House....
poker?

[theatrix04]

Food Fight?

[theatrix04]

select your game

[flyfarfromhere]

enjoys triple posting.

[theatrix04]

enjoys triple posting.

mea culpa, network froze....

points out the obvious, master of understatement

[flyfarfromhere]

has the username "theatrix04" (you know...since i point out the obvious and all...)

no need to apologize for triple posting. it happens to the best of us. i actually double posted by accident earlier today.

i like that title, Master of Understatement.

[theatrix04]

glad you like the title ... Master of Understatement.
has the username flyfarfromhere, I am not sure where some usernames originate, but some are intriguing or amusing.


Theatrix04..... came from theatre, boxoffice manager, trickster, PowderPuff Queen.... came from many, many years of being a professional make up designer/artist.

username or nickname by any other name
woman of a thousand faces, man of a thousand faces....lon chaney

[jdcongresscapt]

Almost made me forget about the war.

*throws scoop of rocky road at Noah*

[ria]

should stop talking about food b/c i'm starving and haven't located the wal-mart yet.

[jdcongresscapt]

Should ask Noah for some of his "pears"

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...sees the word "pears" as a euphemism.

[flyfarfromhere]

apparantly forgot about (or never noticed) my pear/plum mishap.

it was a sad day for mankind.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is probably correct with the latter.

[jdcongresscapt]

Failed to read up on one of the single greatest tragedies of modern time.

[flyfarfromhere]

recognizes the sympathy required of such a tragedy.

[theatrix04]

have some comfort about the end of summer and back to school...
has pear/plum mishaps
does not want to start back to school
understands greatest tragedies

[jdcongresscapt]

Must recognize how nobody could possibly feel that much at once. I'd explode.

[theatrix04]

JD must not explode
He only wants summer to continue and school not to start.

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks I don't like school.
Is right, although I don't hate it. The start of school, after all, means the start of speech!

[flyfarfromhere]

despite common belief, WILL explode.

[ria]

will point and laugh when jd explodes.from a safe, splatter-free distance, of course.







did i just say that?

[theatrix04]

Would prefer speech season but not school, classes and homework.
(extra time for coaching sessions, competitions, parties, and such!

glad to hear you do not hate school .....and are looking forward to speech season.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...should know that most everyone on this board if lookingo forward to the speech season.

[theatrix04]

I know everyone on this board are, but he kept saying he was not looking forward to school starting, LOL... so I was posting

MatT is planning on top ranks in all events

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...freaking knows it!

[Chewie]

Drank a gallon of water in 15 minutes, and went to the hospital because of it.

[flyfarfromhere]

is too much of a lazy-*** to find his own avatar.

and hey, i don't hate school, i just love summer.

[jdcongresscapt]

Should change his avatar immediately.
Gave MatT the water

[flyfarfromhere]

apparantly doesn't like my avatar.

what's wrong with my avatar? huh? HUH? got a problem with me in a cape?

...but really, if it's annoying anyone, i'll change it.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has nothing wrong.
It's not annoying, it's just...weird...

[flyfarfromhere]

has a craaaaaazy tempeh.

[theatrix04]

has a unique phonetic way of spelling,
quite creative.

[Chewie]

saw or did not see the reference in the word association thread.

[flyfarfromhere]

becomes a leopard every third full moon.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...becomes a mouse every third full moon, and in turn runs from Chewie at every chance possible.

[theatrix04]

Due to Chewie has now developed good track/running skills every third moon and has the ability to hide in small spaces

[Chewie]

Has developed the formula for someone to turn into whatever they said someone else turned into instead of that person just being who they are.

...THIRD BASE!

[jdcongresscapt]

Will tell me who's on first

[Chewie]

Is correct.

[theatrix04]

is awesome and organized

[jdcongresscapt]

Is organized enough to have two diamonds.

[ria]

should give me chocolate! now!

oh wait! i have a reece's cup! yay!

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...was the original person to mix chocolate and peanut butter, after failing several times with the concoction of chocolate and ham.

[jdcongresscapt]

Sold the chocolate/ham recipe to Ben and Jerry's, who now have a leg up over Ciao Bella and Carvel

[ria]

eats chocolate and ham ice cream every day.

really, though, my...umm.....my *insert number of greats*-uncle was the first to mix milk and chocolate to get today's milk chocolate. his last name was Fry, so it was Fry Chocolate. later they sold out to cadberry. yay for being descended from the inventor of milk chocolate!

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...likes fried chocolate.

[flyfarfromhere]

likes fried ria.

[ria]

is hunting me down so he can open a Fried Ria store. ew. you need a hobby.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...lurks in Hobbytown USA's Gameroom.

[ria]

can only know that b/c he lurks too! you've been found out!

[jdcongresscapt]

Should get back to work. I need a hobby.

[ria]

should take up formation toggle-switch-pulling.

[jdcongresscapt]

Will look on in jealousy when I become the national formation toggle-switch-pulling champion.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...[insert sexual innuedo about toggling things here].

[Chewie]

Along with every other member of the boards, should try and get like, 2 other members to join. If 2 people can join, and they get two people to join...that's like...ten people right there.

[ria]

2 people...and then...2 more, and.......... :?

can't count. that's only six.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...missed Chewie's awesome reference to Family Guy.

::thumbs up::

[flyfarfromhere]

::thumbs down::











(no, that doesn't go against the rules of this thread)

[Chewie]

Has AIDS. And it's HILARIOUS (http://barbershopaids.ytmnd.com/).