Post about the poster above you

[jdcongresscapt]

Got scared by a little yellow circle.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

doesnt realize how scary these buggers can be.

:evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

[jdcongresscapt]

Is a scaredy-cat

[ria]

is the real scaredy-cat but would never admit it.

[jdcongresscapt]

Will have her penguins eaten by the cat

[Aelfric5578]

Was posting on this message board instead of being in Somers watching my play and thereby supporting the Hope for Change Foundation by donating his money to charity.

[flyfarfromhere]

would be against my using my new toy on the homeless.

[ria]

will be in big trouble if he uses his new toy on anybody, homeless or otherwise.

[jdcongresscapt]

Will steal the toy.
And, Frank, I am so sorry. I really wanted to come. The big issue, however, was transportation. There's no way I could've gotten to/from there.

[flyfarfromhere]

apparantly wants one too, but doesn't respect people who have them.

why would MatT Unlimit3d lose his position as "gentleman/scholar" if he had one? you can totally own swords and still be a gentleman/scholar.

[jdcongresscapt]

Gentlemen don't fight. Not with swords.

Is not a gentleman or a scholar

[ria]

is, and is blasted proud of it, too.

[jdcongresscapt]

Recognizes a gentleman/scholar when she converses with one online.

[ria]

is scholarly enough to see political messages in harry potter.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is not news savvy.

Seriously, Ria. Do you even know your party affiliation?

[ria]

sure i do. i'm a republicrat.

likes to keep up with current events a flippin' heck of a lot more than i do.

[flyfarfromhere]

has penguins who try in vain to keep up with current events.

i mean, look at them trying! they never quit! such troopers, those penguins. such troopers.

[jdcongresscapt]

Will attempt Fahrenheit 9/11 as a DI next year

[flyfarfromhere]

doesn't know that i've already chosen a DI for next year, and it's not farenheit 9/11.

mreh, i need to cut it.

[jdcongresscapt]

Cut something
a. himself
b. the cheese
c. his piece
d. all of the above

[flyfarfromhere]

D. definitely D.

doesn't think that gentlemen fight with swords. doesn't realize that gentlemen only fight with swords. guns are for ruffians; swords have class.

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks that gentlemen fight.

[flyfarfromhere]

still doesn't understand that gentlemen fight in gentlemanly ways. i.e. to protect their fair lass.

we're talking chivalry, man. of course gentlemen fight.

[ria]

is chivalrous.

[flyfarfromhere]

wants a man to sweep her off her feet and ride into the sunset on a beautiful white horse.

[Cinderella]

might offer to be that man if he didnt have an awesome orlandian orange-haired girlfriend

[Theatreguy]

Is cinderella ya!

[jdcongresscapt]

Is single and lonely.
Is very similar to me.
Should be single and lonely with me.

[Cinderella]

just asked theatreguy out, i think

[Theatreguy]

thinks jd asked me out!

[jdcongresscapt]

Is relieved to know I didn't ask him out.

[Theatreguy]

Is happy he didnt ask me out, but wants cinderella still

[jdcongresscapt]

Will help me.

[Theatreguy]

makes me giggle

[jdcongresscapt]

Translation: Deal.

Will start as soon as possible.

[Theatreguy]

Doesnt realize that leaves me single still haha

[jdcongresscapt]

Will move to Connecticut, where he will meet lots of girls, while at the same time, offer a closer rendezvous point for my plan.

[Theatreguy]

Thinks im moving to boringville Usa (hehe jk)

[jdcongresscapt]

Would perhaps like to remain single, but will still help me.

[Theatreguy]

really wants to be un single

[jdcongresscapt]

Feels bad for me.

[Theatreguy]

feels bad for himself

[jdcongresscapt]

Will join me for a beer and discussion of tactics.

[Theatreguy]

thinks i drink

[jdcongresscapt]

Knows I wasn't referring to that kind of beer.

Am I the only one who likes birch beer?

[Theatreguy]

knows what birch bear is... i dont

[jdcongresscapt]

Doesn't hang out at BevMax too much.
It's like root beer, but not as sharp.

[Theatreguy]

Thinks rootbeer is good... blah

[jdcongresscapt]

Is not a soda aficionado.
How could you not like root beer?

[Theatreguy]

wonders how i dont like the nastiest drink ever

[flyfarfromhere]

has never had ginger beer.

think root bear, only using a ginger plant. it's kinda...spicy. it's not good. not at all.

[ria]

doesn't like ginger beer.

i don't like root beer either, zach, you're not alone.

[flyfarfromhere]

is a freak.

[Theatreguy]

is sorta like me in a smarter shorter female form

[flyfarfromhere]

...thinks i'm a smart, short female.

[ria]

just made me laugh! hehehe! i know you were aiming for me there, but it's funny to think you called fffh a smarter shorter female version of yourself. hehehe!


and thanks. i try. :D

[Theatreguy]

is cute

[ria]

thinks i'm cute.

aww, shucks. :oops:

[Theatreguy]

just aww shucked

[flyfarfromhere]

is actually a hideous troll.

[ria]

shucked...made me think of corn. there used to be a corn field behind our house, my brother and i used to gather corn all the time.

[Theatreguy]

is random

[flyfarfromhere]

has never lived on a farm.

my mom grew up on a farm.

[ria]

likes randomness.

[Theatreguy]

loves fffh

[flyfarfromhere]

loves me too.

[ria]

is very loved.

[flyfarfromhere]

doesn't realize that i am a true love magnet.

[Theatreguy]

is a refriderator of love

[flyfarfromhere]

doesn't know how to spell refrigerator.

given, i guess it's a tough word, and you were only one letter off! i'm so proud of you zach! you've come so far!

[ria]

is just ever-so-proud.

[flyfarfromhere]

should be celebrating with me!

[ria]

celebrates over the weirdest things.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is currently partying over the death of the Sudanese VP.

Very sad, actually

[Theatreguy]

Is sad!

[jdcongresscapt]

Doesn't realize how much turmoil the Sudan is in

[ria]

sympathizes with the poor citizens in turmoil.

[flyfarfromhere]

has a heart that is in turmoil from trying to choose between jd and theatreguy.

[ria]

has discovered my most closely kept secret. just don't tell my boyfriend!

[flyfarfromhere]

never needs a reason to party!

[Theatreguy]

Patrys harty

[flyfarfromhere]

should've typed "Parties hardy."

[Theatreguy]

hehe

[megz642]

didn't post about the poster above him.

[ria]

wants to throw something at zach for not posting about fffh.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...keeps those penguins locked in a cage for days at a time, forcing to dance by holding their little penguin-babies hostage and had a gun pointed at their cute little head that will go off the second the penguins stop dancing.

ria, you are a sick, sick person.

[ria]

what? no! has me all wrong! i love the little penguins! and penguin babies are ever-so-cute! i would never! they're just...happy....that's all.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is silently slipping marijuana across the U.S./Antarctic border by shoving balloons of it up the penguins' tookuses (or is it "tooki"?).

[flyfarfromhere]

knows about ria's covert operation because he is a enjoys her services...and shoving things up penguin butts.

[jdcongresscapt]

Must be shot.
Knows too much.

[flyfarfromhere]

on occasion, enjoys putting the sacks of marijuana in his own butt as well.

[jdcongresscapt]

Knows the pain

[flyfarfromhere]

tried to attack me with a power screwdriver.

[jdcongresscapt]

Hides behind his shiny sword...
Threw a grappling hook at me.

[flyfarfromhere]

thinks i own a grappling hook.

if i were to throw something at you, it'd be one of my throwing knives, not a grappling hook.

[jdcongresscapt]

Owns knives.
I'll fight back with a spork.

[flyfarfromhere]

HOLY CRAP! HAS A SPORK!

EVERYONE GET DOWN!!!

[jdcongresscapt]

fears me

[ria]

holds the fate of fol.net in his spork-filled hands.

[jdcongresscapt]

Might have to offer sacrifice if she wants to live

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is building a sacrificial altar. Projected date of finish: September 2010.

Slave labor is so hard to come by nowadays.

[flyfarfromhere]

drew up the blueprints for the sacrificial alter...and, ironically, will be the first sacrifice.

[jdcongresscapt]

Will help me decipher the blueprints. What's the main building component?

[flyfarfromhere]

upon reading this, will know that the main building component is chicks:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/barfgreen/180px-More_chicks.jpg

[jdcongresscapt]

Will bring me chicks. Both kinds, preferably.

[flyfarfromhere]

doesn't understand the sexual ability of the above-shown chicks.

aaaaaaaaaaand i just made myself throw up.

[jdcongresscapt]

Prompted me to vomit with rage and disgust.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

[MatT Unlimit3d]

Said "No" 15 times, strangely enough, one No short of summoning a being of inconvievable horror to their bidding.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has noticed












no

[Cinderella]

Has unleased said horrible being and now holds the fate of FOL and humanity in general in his hands as the rest of us cower in terror

[jdcongresscapt]

Fears my wrath

[ria]

enjoys this wrath of his.

[jdcongresscapt]

Cowers in terror.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

Cowers in towers.

[jdcongresscapt]

Will definitely be the first to go

[Chewie]

Is the first to go. *bans JD*

[flyfarfromhere]

will have to go through me to get to JD. *bans chewie*

CRAP, it's not working!

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...earned the nickname "Banny McBannerface" due to feeble attempts at banning.

[Theatreguy]

I have a uber busy month, so yall might miss my wonderful gramical hehe post

[flyfarfromhere]

should've put that in the "place to post random thoughts" thread, NOT the "post about the poster above you" thread...because that had nothing to do with matt.

[ria]

knows what he's talking about.

[flyfarfromhere]

could really go for a king-sized chocolate God right now.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is an athiest.

Also endorses "I Can't Believe it's Not God!"

[ria]

ha! that was funny.

knows about the "i can't believe it's not God" b/c he's on a diet, and real God is just too rich.

[flyfarfromhere]

contributes to the richness of god.

[ria]

*tsk tsk* should capitalize God when talking about the one and only. it's lower case if you're referring to gods, plural.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is a "Churchie".

[flyfarfromhere]

is a "Heathen."

[ria]

hunts down the heathens.

[flyfarfromhere]

is in the process of being hunted.

[ria]

thinks i'm a heathen, and appears to be hunting me.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...hunts ketchup.

It's tricky to shoot, y'know.

[flyfarfromhere]

doesn't realize that ria isn't too tricky to shoot, she's just too short.

[ria]

umm, i think is slightly mistaken maybe? i think he meant that ketchup is tricky to shoot, not me.

but on that note, that is an advantage to being short.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is correct. Ketchup is not easy to shoot.

But everyone gets minus points for not noticing the "Hunt's Ketchup" reference.

[flyfarfromhere]

would've made me laugh (a lot more) had i noticed that.

oh man, that's awesome.

oh, and also, i accidentally read "Is tricky to shoot," instead of "It's tricky to shoot."

[ria]

reads accidentally.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...has "reading insurance".

[ria]

sold me the reading insurance.

[Theatreguy]

now can read and drive at the same time

[ria]

has probably tried that.

[Theatreguy]

Thinks i read!

[ria]

just pointed out an extreme error on my part.

i am ashamed.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is ashamed.

Shame, shame, shame...

[ria]

rubs in the shame.... :oops:

[theatrix04]

Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 5:53 pm Post subject:

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rubs in the shame....


Is blushing and wrongly being blamed? Should not be ashamed... has a good heart.

[Aelfric5578]

sees only the best in people

[theatrix04]

sees only the best in people

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beoð ge gesunde (Old English for 'farewell')

"The Earth is degenerating today.
Bribery and corruption abound.
Children no longer obey their parents,
it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching"
--Written 2800 BC



thanks for the compliment whether than meant or not, I am somewhat optimistic especially about people not met in person.

Is from one of my favorite Cities.
has intriguing use of Old English....
Definintely does not know me, since unfortunately I do not always only see the best in people, but thanks I do try to give the benefit ......



[/quote]

[ria]

is still optemistic even though people are sometimes stupid.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...misspells stuff. A lot.

[ria]

wow, is wrong. i don't misspell things wrong very much at all.

[Chewie]

But will be on a never-ending journey to find the Shift key.

[theatrix04]

But will be on a never-ending journey to find the Shift key.

shift keys are over-rated sometimes.
spelling has gone the wayside for some due to spell check, aim slang and abbreviations.

optimisitic....more of us should be
people in glass houses should not throw stones...or the grammar and spelling fairy will start checking everyone....

Chewie likes Star Wars, Yoda, Kirk,
Chewie would also love a unicorn and world peace and some mountain dew. He's going to get two of those now.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...Underestimates the awesome power of Mountain Dew.

[Chewie]

Is married to a lamp named Hendricks.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...was the maid of honor.

[theatrix04]

definitely did not wear white....
maid of honor or groomsmen were probably in green

[jdcongresscapt]

Doesn't seem to know that green is out.

Turquoise is where it's at.

[theatrix04]

Definitely missed my point....
green is out and that is why MatT Unlimit3d'a wedding party was wearing green.

Turquoise is one of my favorite colors......which I am actually wearing.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...knows first hand that its not easy being green.

[ria]

still likes his green, even if it's out. yay for non-conformity!

[jdcongresscapt]

Is a **** dirty rebel.

RED 4 LIFE!!

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is secretly a communist.

[Chewie]

Is secretly a roll of duct tape.

[theatrix04]

If he had entered into the Prom Duct Tape Scholarship contest while in high school, could have won hands downs.

[ria]

has seen the duct tape prom outfits. they're rather nifty. one of my friends had a duct tape outfit for our relay for life theme, "stick to it, find a cure for cancer." it was great.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...does Relay for Life, like any self-respecting person should do.

[ria]

respects himself.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has not quite lost respect for humanity

[ria]

spent the day playing scrabble with a blind guy and eating funyuns.

[flyfarfromhere]

simply freakin' rocks.

[jdcongresscapt]

Doesn't rock quite as much as Ria.
Or me, for that matter.

[flyfarfromhere]

boulders.

[jdcongresscapt]

Pebbles.

[flyfarfromhere]

thinks i'm fruity.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...comes in Fruity and Cocoa flavoring.

[Cinderella]

Eats Noah Pebbles every day for breakfast and lunch, but won't tell anyone what he eats for dinner

[flyfarfromhere]

eats Ria Pebbles for dinner.

[jdcongresscapt]

Fixed my dinner last night.
Grilled salmon. White asparagus. Roasted new potatoes. Caesar salad. ALL COVERED IN FLUFF

[ria]

enjoys a good salmon dinner.
i've had salmon once. it was tasty.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...invented Chocolate Salmon.

[ria]

eats chocolate salmon on a daily basis, and is jealous that he didn't invent it himself.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...will rue this day...

Go on! Start rueing!

[ria]

finds entertainment in watching others rue.

[flyfarfromhere]

rues free penguins.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...gives penguins away on the streetcorner.

[theatrix04]

1. icon needs to consider 12 step program
2. has something against penguins, their owners, and loves instigating
3. may love in a glass house
4. is probably a nice person

if anyone besides previous poster would like to to cast their

[ria]

erm...has a sentence fragment.

[Cinderella]

wishes she knew the end of theatrix's sentence

[ria]

it's true! it's true! i hate sentence fragments!

tells truths.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is going to remain wide awake unti Theatrix comes back to finish her sentence

[ria]

is probably right, but not b/c i'm waiting for the sentence. simply b/c it's only 12:20. i won't be in bed until at least three, if not later.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has several loud voices inside her head telling her to GET SOME $%&^#( SLEEP!

[theatrix04]

MatT Unlimit3d
1. has an icon which needs to consider 12 step program
2. has something against penguins, their owners, and loves instigating stuff.
3. may love in a glass house
4. is probably a nice person

if anyone besides original poster would like to cast their vote about
MatT Unlimit3d
.... please cast your vote now....

However, it does seem he has a problem with either penguins, ria, or lots of people.

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Diamond



Sorry, server was having problems.

MatTUnlimit3d

JD, I did not mean to have anyone lose any sleep, sarcasm or otherwise.

Cinderella lives in one of my favorite vacation places.... we just got back from Orlando....Disney Land and Sea vacation on August 4th.

Ria , I apologize for the sentence fragments....

Flyfarfromhere appears to dislike penguins on the loose.....March on

[jdcongresscapt]

Has alerted the National Penguin Hotline, which is now devising tactics to take them down.

[theatrix04]

Thanks for contacting the Hotline....
however, you did not cast your vote...

[flyfarfromhere]

should join my new organization, Dramatic Interpers Extaordinaire Perform Enigmatic Nature Gestures Under Intense Natural Sunshine, a.k.a. D.I.E. P.E.N.G.U.I.N.S.

[theatrix04]

lappears to loves mla's and inventing stuff

thanks for the invite... however, I am already am a member of many organizations including....
Society for Creative Anachronisms

[jdcongresscapt]

Is President for the S.C.A.

[theatrix04]

Definitely misunderstood me or has some supreme power for appointing people.

However, I believe that Linda Moore is current President, SCA Inc.
It is an actual group.

I was only a member, and actually am inactive.

[Chewie]

Domesticated the Yorkshire Terrier

[ria]

has a terrier that lives on paperclips and candle wax.

[flyfarfromhere]

operates a paperclip and candle wax factory.

[Chewie]

operates a factory factory...obviously.

[flyfarfromhere]

owns 48% of the stock of my factory factory, and is feverishly trying to get me to sell part of my 51%.

[ria]

isn't budging.

but, um, where's the last 1%?

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...forgets that I, MATT, own the last percent!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[jdcongresscapt]

Will throw himself off a building when the stock tanks

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...must know that if I'm gonna die, I'm taking a lot of people with me.

EDIT: 400th post!

[jdcongresscapt]

Will hold Zach's hand as he falls.
AAHH! IM GONA HITT THE GROWND!!

[flyfarfromhere]

thinks Zach constitutes "a lot of people."

[jdcongresscapt]

Will jump too if he doesn't shut up!

[theatrix04]

really does not want to jump.... maybe parasailing, bungi jumping, but actually jumping off woul make a mess.
Do you both have life insurance? you might want to ask your parents..

just kidding

hey, I did not even look at how many post....

wow, I hit over 500 this morning.

[flyfarfromhere]

is actually a 12 year old masquerading as a coach.

[Chewie]

Pulled out a gun and demanded my kitten...and got it...but not before prying it from my cold dead hands you *******.

[flyfarfromhere]

is posting from the dead.

[theatrix04]

flyfarfromhere Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:54 pm Post subject:

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is actually a 12 year old masquerading as a coach.

Hate to disappoint you....I am a 50 year old coach. I have been coaching for over 25 years.
Birthday
October 26, 1954
Married
August 16, 1980


However, I will agree Peter Pan is one of my favorites, I won't grow up!


Chewie, please be okay.... definitely an animal lover. How dare that person take your kitten at gun point? imagery.... cold, dead hands.

[flyfarfromhere]

apparantly thinks i was serious in thinking that she was a 12 year old.

[theatrix04]

is it going to rain?

[flyfarfromhere]

wait...WHAT???

umm...confused me.

[theatrix04]

I did not take you seriously but am a little touchy about apparent negativity.

Apparently likes to be sarcastic or negative just for argument sake.

[ria]

should give me sleeping pills so i don't have to spend the night worrying that my purse was stolen.

[theatrix04]

over the counter ones available...unfortunately am not allowed to dispense medicines without medical release from parents....
however, if due to ADHD...check with your doctor. My daughter was prescribed something that has really helped.

Try not to worry about your purse....aroma therapy works, hold close

losing sleep is not good....counting sheep...
counting posts... I know...make at least 100 posts to make Chewie happier

[ria]

tries to comfort me, but fails.

although i do appreciate the effort.

[Chewie]

oy.

[theatrix04]

vey

ice cream, chocolate

and if old enough.... a mudslide....

[Chewie]

...what does that have to do with me?

[ria]

doesn't know what that has to do with him.

nothing. i think she was maybe still referring to me perhaps?

[theatrix04]

Vey .... was my reply to you

the rest was in response to Ria

you said short, concise

Needs to get cheered up....

Let's see?
aroma therapy candles have been lit
MaryPoppins tape have been placed in the CD player
warm glass of green tea has been poured
now needs someone to call her or IM her

[ria]

doesn't know that i'm chatting with corn, and it's making me feel better.

[theatrix04]

YAY, is feeling better

[ria]

is happy when others are.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...isn't, so like a vampire must leech off of other's happiness.

[theatrix04]

is definitely a relative of Scrooge and dismally misinformed or misunderstood

[ria]

is scrooge's psychiatrist.

[theatrix04]

Ria is sweet... and funny. Getting ready for school to start.

Not really, but I do love psychology and communication. Must be a mom/coach thing. Always looking to help others.

I actually think Scrooge in Charles Dickens is an amazing character, complex and trained.

[ria]

is oh-so-correct. i'm just a little sweetheart! *halo*

to be honest, i don't think i've read the christmas carol. but i've seen a movie version of it that i think is just fantastic. george c. scott played scrooge, and i don't think it's possible to get anyone better. he just....wow. he was great.

[theatrix04]

probably resembles my three angels.... sly like a fox and intelligent. [/img]

[ria]

thinks i'm angelic! yay!

[theatrix04]

Angelic.... but not an angel. You are the one wearing the crooked halo.
My middle child and incoming freshman is that one. She cut her sister's hair while she was sleeping when Meg was 4 and Beth was almost 8. She angelically told us she knew nothing about it. We found out she was trying to be a hairdresser, practicing, and decided a live, sleeping person would be better than a doll. She also loves chocolate...that is another fun story from when she was 3 yrs old.

[jdcongresscapt]

Recognizes Ria for what she really is.

[flyfarfromhere]

actually IS ria.

[ria]

wait, what? *blink* should tell me what that makes me.

[flyfarfromhere]

shouldn't ask questions, insolent fool.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...condones bizarre cover-ups.

[flyfarfromhere]

doesn't see the need to cover up kermit's addiction to speed.

[ria]

feeds kermits addiction.

[theatrix04]

continues with the lovely march of the penguins
chocolate....yum...
and is able to remember to laugh..

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...sadly, doesn't remember the last laugh.

[theatrix04]

Now is jumping to conclusions and resember the hyper kermit...
probably an energy drink thing.


....either remembered and ignored or suffers from sometimers disease