Post about the poster above you

[ria]

doesn't know the half of it. i no longer own a pair of white socks. i have purple, green, striped, socks with piggies, with cows, with chicks, with cars, penguins, sea turtles...i love my socks. white is just boring.

[Theatreguy]

once again has a sock fetish

[Aelfric5578]

Likes to repeat himself

[ria]

dislikes repetition.

[Theatreguy]

Is a *** godess!

[ChewieIsAnIdiot]

Isn't.

[Theatreguy]

mom is!

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is a mom.

[Theatreguy]

is the dad ?

[ChewieIsAnIdiot]

Is one part of a VERY hot couple.

[Theatreguy]

is our child... and thinks where hott?

[ChewieIsAnIdiot]

would be wise to end this line of conversation immeadiately, for the love of GOD.:P

[ria]

someone's bound to say it eventaually, so i'll do it now.

thinks he's an idiot.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...beleives anything a SN says.

[ChewieIsAnIdiot]

Accidently added "thinks" to her last post. :P

Gr...Matt!

hmm...

Introduced Kermit to Chris Rock's character from that one drug movie in the early nineties...

NEW JACK CITY! That's it!

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is a very modest person.

We all make mistakes, Chew my boy. Your's happens to be funny as all ****.

With all respect, of course.

[ria]

has respect for humor.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...should see me in person.

[Theatreguy]

has a awesome aviator

will someone get me one?

[jdcongresscapt]

Will, someday, learn the difference between an "aviator" and an "avatar."

[MatT Unlimit3d]

posts quickly.

Here, TG.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b10/d4necromancer/FLCL2.gif

Bonus points to the person who gives the source.

AND NO CHEATING THIS TIME.

[ChewieIsAnIdiot]

May expect me to get this, given our geek connection on Mega Man, but I honestly have no idea.

[jdcongresscapt]

Likes Megaman and would have me rolling my eyes, but those muscles are so tired right now.

[Theatreguy]

something about megaman? im confused... anyone have a normal avatar

[jdcongresscapt]

Doesn't realize rules have been put in place to CONFORM TO THE TITLE OF THE THREAD

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...points out things.

[jdcongresscapt]

DOES conform to the title of the thread

[ria]

has made it his life mission to make sure people conform to the title of the thread.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...isn't a rebel.

[Theatreguy]

has a cool avatar

hey i spelled it right! hehe and got the rule right woot!

[jdcongresscapt]

Is satisfied with getting one post grammatically correct
One out of 1354

[Theatreguy]

is a fart face!

thats 2 biotch

[flyfarfromhere]

doesn't realize that, by calling jdcongresscapt a fart face, he has, actually, made a fart face out of himself.

[Theatreguy]

has a moving avatar like everyone but me

[flyfarfromhere]

doesn't have an avatar.

unless he considers a box with a little red X in it an avatar.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has one of the strangest avatars I've seen on the boards.
Is that...you???

[Theatreguy]

has a red box thingy 2

[Chewie]

Will singlehandedly overtake the country of Mozambique with his new dreadlocks in November of 2012.

[theatrix04]

will work to hit half a million on FOL in much less time than 2010. Will probably work to hit 5000 posts in 2006 for himself.....

[Chewie]

Decided after an entire year of being nothing but good information for everyone else, to help the posting cause. :P

[Theatreguy]

calls himself a idiot

[theatrix04]

between genius and idiot

my point was missed. oh well.

Rain Main....

savant?

Einstein?

It is within one's right to call themself or fell that way sometimes.

YAY..... my cell phone has been found...... now only one misplaced item from yesterday still missing......actually LOST..... dorm key, but replaced.

So all is good.


anyone else call themself anything?

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...adpoted the phrase "A plan so perfect it's retarded" from Family Guy.

[theatrix04]

knew there was a reason I did not really care for Family Guy.

Total distaste for the word ..... retarded.

Sorry, angst from the past due to neurological dysfunction, lack of knowledge of people, bullying, and


a fondness for working with Special Need students.....
autistic
asperger syndrome
down syndrome
little people
best buddies

and so on.

no I am not dissing Family Guy, just use of the work retarded.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is politically correct.

[theatrix04]

We are going to agree to disagree.

That word is actually avoided by most Special Education departments.
The term has been deemed derogatory or not fully describing individuals since there are so many different forms.

Yes, it is used by some, but is it really politically correct....

probably not fully

so we can agree to disagree.

I was just stating my opinion, my training background, and what is considered inappropriate in 4 school districts I work with.....


developly disadvantaged or challenged
special need students to include mental and physical

..... this falls into the same category as the N word for me or other ethnic slurs.

Again, just generational...

[Theatreguy]

Has posted a lot lately!

[theatrix04]

to heart....
trying to see if we can at a minimum double number of posts in a day, but more so hit 1000 posts in one day.


also it is summer, reading lots in preparation for fall, and bored....

[Theatreguy]

is the coolest teacher ever

[theatrix04]

Starts some interesting threads....
and appears to be tired....

sorry....

have an abundance of energy....working on dress rehearsal, taking a 10 minute break

back to Act II -- ONCE UPON A MATTRESS

[Theatreguy]

is koolio

[ria]

is a secret agent of some secret organization that hasn't been invented yet.

[Chewie]

Is secretly inventing a secret organization of which Zach will be a secret member of.

[ria]

is hoping for a position in the secret organization he thinks i'm inventing.

but, of course, i'm not inventing one....at all.....never....*shifty eyes*

[Theatreguy]

is the best inventor ever

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...invents new words.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is a **** dirty heffleflecker

[flyfarfromhere]

is acting under the false pretenses that hefflefleckers are dirty.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has educated me otherwise.
Theatreguy is, now, just a **** heffleflecker

[ria]

hahaha! said heffleflecker! i'm totally using that now.

[flyfarfromhere]

has never singlehandedly eaten an entire 5 lb. bar of chocolate.

it kinda turns you off from chocolate for a while.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...knows what I went through.

I bought a 5lb bar of choclate for a LotR watching marathon, where we watched all three extended editions in a row. After eating a bit, a gy threw up, and I was darn close.

But hey, the bar was $8 after Xmas Sale, I couldn't NOT get it.

[theatrix04]

Matt wrote:
I bought a 5lb bar of choclate for a LotR watching marathon, where we watched all three extended editions in a row. After eating a bit, a gy threw up, and I was darn close.

But hey, the bar was $8 after Xmas Sale, I couldn't NOT get it.

POSSIBLE SOLUTIONS:

Sorry to hear chocolate made you sick.....

Chocolate rocks...... it solves almost everything

NEEDS A ROLL OF MAALOX or next time, have someone over to share....


Cathy Guiswite (comic strip) agrees.....
It sure does help my migraines


My youngest daughter ate an entire 1.5 lb box of truffles chocolate when she was about 2 ---- did not get sick and hid all of the evidence.....
NEEDS SOME MAALOX AND A SYMPATHETIC EAR......

Maybe 1.5 pounds in one sitting is the maximum...

An ice cream parlor here has a 7 lb Ice Cream TROUGH.....it is over 21 scoops of different ice cream...

I do not think they have had any one person finish one.....

maybe next time...invite someover to share...

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is chock full o' advice.

[theatrix04]

Has the coolest animated icon

KERMIT ROCKS!

....sorry for the advise, occupational hazard.


Chocolate rocks almost as much!!!!!

Cathy gave a commencement speech at her alma mater and she even incorporated chocolate into it...

has a girl do REALLY well with it last year....

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is very animated.

[Chewie]

Swallowed all those frickin' animals, but still doesn't know why, doesn't know why he swallowed the fly.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

..perhaps Chewie'll die.

[ria]

is planning to dispatch chewie via fly poisoning.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is wrong.

I'm trying to use gnats.

[ria]

has now informed chewie what to look out for.

and likes cake.

[theatrix04]

and is trying to see if pigs can fly?

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...will invent the term "AirHam"

[ria]

will fly AirHam Airlines every time he travels.

[flyfarfromhere]

will often mix up AirHam Airlines with Alcoholics Anonymous, causing her to show up at the airport every wednesday night for AA meetings.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is still on step 3.

[ria]

puts up a macho front, but really wants to be a ballerina.

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks it's just a front, and doesn't know the difference between a sashay and a podburet.

[ria]

is right. is wish i could dance. ballroom dancing would be awesome.

[flyfarfromhere]

lives a sad and lonely life.

i consider ballroom dancing many things, but awesome is not one of them.

[jdcongresscapt]

Will help Ria find dance lessons.
Agreed concerning the awesomeness (or lack thereof) of ballroom dancing

[ria]

cannot fully appreciate the awesomeness of ballroom dancing. i don't see how you can't call it awesome. there's so much to it, so many different dances...i'd love it.

[flyfarfromhere]

likes REALLY big dresses.

[jdcongresscapt]

Sees something nobody else does.
You should audition for a horror film.

[ria]

will direct the horror film.

[flyfarfromhere]

will act as the sexy girl who somehow ends up in lingerie running from the killer.

[jdcongresscapt]

Envisions Ria in lingerie.

joins the vision

[theatrix04]

Is this a republican post with visions?
or a liberal
or an independent....

Lots of people having visions....

hmmm, I think I will try a different one..

making no aspersions (sp) on your vision.
I just think mine would be a bit different.

Ah, that is much better.
Full moon, fine...... the wonders of the imagination....

thank you

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...loves politics.

POL-I-TICS! POL-I-TICS! POL-I-TICS!

Quick! Give me the reference! :wink:

[Chewie]

Veronica about four months ago?

60,000th post!

[ria]

is proud of website post numbers. and rightly so.

[Chewie]

is moreso than I.

In regards to site numbers, I think the pride list runs like this.

1. Unique members
2. Unique members posts
3. Hits
4. Posts

Posts are good and all, because it helps stimulate conversation, etc. But ultimately, I believe we want to create a large, intelligent forensics community.

is the best chief mod we could ever ask for.

[Chewie]

Proud member of the 60's ABC hit "Mod Squad"

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...lives in the past.

[ria]

yearns for the future.

[flyfarfromhere]

can see the future.

[Chewie]

IS the future, and the future is here!

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...will have a newfangled automacar later this year.

...right after he gets color television and drinks "Coffee" or whatnot.

[Chewie]

Is so in the past, he's Jesus's 13th disciple...and is telling them stories of dinosaurs.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...doesn't know his Bible History.

The thirteenth apostle was Roofus, if the Movie Dogma taught us anything.

[flyfarfromhere]

has earned a newfound respect from me.

*love to Dogma*

[ria]

had his dogma run over by my karma.

[Chewie]

Turned japanese and won a hot-dog eating contest.

And Matt...of course I know my Bible History, that's why I know that Rufus didn't make it in. And why they didn't tell anyone Jesus was black. Because as soon as you hear you're gettin' your salvation from a black man, people freak out.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is still the greatest thing since sliced bread.

I <3 FOL.net!

that includes you, fffh.

[flyfarfromhere]

has an avatar that makes me have seizures.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has one really strange avatar.
I'm sure I already asked this question, but is that you?

[MatT Unlimit3d]

Has a lovely red X on my end.

I have a bunch more cool ones, but I don't wanna switch Kermit out.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has convinced me to lose my invisible avatar.

[flyfarfromhere]

correctly guessed that the masked wonder is i.

[jdcongresscapt]

Refers to self as "masked wonder."
Made me laugh.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...laughs.

[ria]

cries.

in his sleep.

on every day ending in the number 2.

[MauldinDebater]

Cries in her sleep because MaTT is not there.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...makes me feel special.

[theatrix04]

again redundant....
you are obviously special
a member of FOL
a speechie
you have Kermie avatar icon......

SPECIAL, SPECIAL, SPECIAL

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...makes me smile.

is the only one who doesn't claim to be different.

[Chewie]

Is going to bomb Washington DC within the decade.

[jdcongresscapt]

Must stop Swodaem before it happens

didn't listen to the glenn beck program this morn...the nukes are already here!!!!

[jdcongresscapt]

Didn't listen to Howard Stern this morning.
BABABOOEY!

doesn't know that howard stern is evil and charges for his show.

[jdcongresscapt]

Finds lesbian midget conjoined gladiators to be evil

[MauldinDebater]

Wants to get between midget lesbian gladiators

[jdcongresscapt]

Wants to hold the camera

had better make sure the little people have had their shots.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is politically correct.

is correct

i try :D

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...has corrective surgery to his head, shoulders, knees and toes.


knees and toes

has tapped into the power of white font.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is a chronic text hilighter.

see?

makes me giggle and blush with his secret messages to me.

[ria]

likes secrets.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is pretty shifty, if you ask me.

[ria]

thinks i'm shifty, but still knows that i've won at life.

[flyfarfromhere]

shifty doesnt begin to describe her. this girl is EDGEY.

...long story...ffi.

[ria]

thinks there's a long story attached to me.

[flyfarfromhere]

has no long story attached to her.

there's a long story attached to the word edgey.

[ria]

ah. knows long stories about random words.

[flyfarfromhere]

absolutely HATES chocolate.

[ria]

absolutely should be shot for implying such a blasphemous thing.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...polishes the gun.

[ria]

provides the polish.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is part Polish.

[ria]

is quite possibly right. i've got so much in me i can't hardly keep track of it anymore.

[flyfarfromhere]

is half polish, half japanese, half cherokee, half venezuelan, and half ethiopian.

yeah, it's possible.

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks Ria to be fat enough to merit five halves
I'm AAALLLLLLL Irish

[flyfarfromhere]

is, in fact, 1/64th irish.

[Chewie]

Is 1/5th egyptian, 3/7th peruvian, 6/11th Canadian, and 21/23th Washingtonian.

[flyfarfromhere]

assumes i'm 2.087 people

[Chewie]

Made me smile with the actual calculation of his person(s). :)

[Pulp Fictionist]

unintentionally encouraged me to attempt to figure out if there is a common multiple of 5,7,11, and 23.

[flyfarfromhere]

if he continued working, he would've gotten 4582723.

it took a while.













but really, that's just some random number.

[flyfarfromhere]

if he continued working, he would've gotten 4582723.

it took a while.













but really, that's just some random number.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...double posts.

[Chewie]

Probably understands the difference between my new and old avatars better than anyone else on the boards. :)

[ria]

has a special avatar connection with matt.

has a special avatar connection with someone on this site b/c they are identical.

[ria]

wishes he could bask in the wannahock glory.

[Cinderella]

understands how FREAKINAWESOME it is to be a Wannahock

[Pulp Fictionist]

Making me feel dumb because I honestly have no idea what in the sam **** a Wannahock is.

[Chewie]

Should check out the survivor forum in the forum index.

Wannahocks are one team, and M-Tribe is the other. They battle. Some survive, and others are voted off. It's war.

[ria]

is highly knowledgable in survivor warfare.

[Cinderella]

has wonderful new dancing penguins!

[flyfarfromhere]

IS a dancing penguin.

[Cinderella]

your MOM is a dancing penguin

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...still does yo' momma jokes.

[ria]

acts like the your mom jokes are old, but secretly laughs uproariously at them all the same.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has a momma who is so fat, she was lying in the ocean, and Spain claimed her for the New World

[ria]

has discovered my family's terrible secret, and outed me to the world!

too bad i didn't get a little more of that from her side of the family...

[jdcongresscapt]

Must now be sent into exile.

[ria]

will be forced to transport me into exile, somewhere across one of the oceans, during which time he will be forced to endure the mindless ramblings i'll bring up. then he'll probably just toss me into the ocean, where i'll be saved by mermaids! and they'll teach me how to breath underwater, and then take me to live in their amazing underwater castle! and then....i'll....umm......

yeah...

[jdcongresscapt]

Doesn't speak Mermish.
Is delusioned.

[ria]

is jealous of my delusions. at least i'm having fun!

[jdcongresscapt]

Will lend me some wacko tobacko.

[ria]

think that i would have anything to do with wacko tobacko.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is, supposedly, getting legally deluded.

[ria]

has a thing about delusions.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has a thing about vestigial tales, Morgan Freeman, and a stack of copy paper.

[ria]

makes origami swans in his spare time, and names them all freida.

[flyfarfromhere]

secretly dreams of being jdcongresscapt's freida.

[ria]

wishes i was dreaming about him.

[flyfarfromhere]

somehow read my mind. :oops:

[ria]

secrely thinks about me all the time.

i like it. :wink:

[flyfarfromhere]

secretly thinks about my friend andrew all the time.

:wink:

[ria]

secretly thinks about dancing purple badgers all the time.

[theatrix04]

secretly thinks about dancing purple badgers all the time.

She loves chocolate, enjoys a good laugh, is a good sport, and have a wonderful animated penquin avatar icon.


:D

[flyfarfromhere]

doesn't realize that ria's penguins are actually brutally trapped in the computer and are trying, unsuccessfully, to escape.

[theatrix04]

doesn't realize that ria's penguins are actually brutally trapped in the computer and are trying, unsuccessfully, to escape.

flyfarfromhere does not like being up early, likes to post, and assumes rias penguins are brutally trapped.

Oh, my god...... how do you know they are brutally trapped? I have another theory,
maybe they successfully escaped her computer and that is how they ended up on this forum or

maybe they found her after March of the Penguins and just stayed.

Is the glass half full or half empty?

[flyfarfromhere]

has a half empty glass.

[theatrix04]

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:35 am Post subject:

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has a half empty glass.



Theatrix posts:

My glass is DEFINITELY half full!!!

He probably likes nightmares, stomach aches, and frowning.....


But deep down inside:

hopes to always be the optimist......

hopes always follows their dreams...
hopes would look for the silver lining...

and probably definitely does not want to grow up~
does not want to go to school.....at least not do homework....

[Cinderella]

The only person that I can think of that actually uses the subject line in posts

[theatrix04]

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:49 pm Post subject:

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The only person that I can think of that actually uses the subject line in posts

Theatrix posts:

oops, wasn't I suppose to use the subject line?

Silly me.


Cinderella....one of my favorite characters.
According to Fred in Once Upon A Mattress.... Cinderella had help, Snow White has a regime of 7 little men to help her..... Winefred is all alone and trying get her man...

Musical Theatre.....ah, another show.....

[flyfarfromhere]

fears nightmares, stomach aches, and frowning.

everying needs a good frown every once in a while.

stomach aches, i could do without.

[ria]

dislikes stomachaches.

and who wouldn't?

[flyfarfromhere]

has penguins who seem to be dancing to some sort of music.

really, i just noticed that. it looks like there's some rhythm or music behind what they're doing. if only you could have background music along with your avatar.

[Pulp Fictionist]

Is observant...very

[ria]

appreciates observation.

hey, fffh, haven't you ever seen mary poppins? my penguins are the mary poppins penguins.

[flyfarfromhere]

has mary poppins' penguins.

nope, can't say that i have. it's on my girlfriend's "movies noah needs to see" list.

[theatrix04]

flyfarfromhere Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:10 pm Post subject:

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has mary poppins' penguins.

nope, can't say that i have. it's on my girlfriend's "movies noah needs to see" list.


Theatrix posts:

NOPE.....NOPE.... has a terrific girlfriend and you need to assist her by SEEING THE MOVIE WITH HER........

Yes, I have and that is what I figured....

actually met Julie Andrews...

Chim Chimerie
Step in Time
Feed the Birds
A Spoon Full of Sugar
One the steps of....
LAUGH, LAUGH, LAUGH


YOU MUST SEE IT!!... if possible..

[flyfarfromhere]

joined on my friend josie's birthday.

[ria]

has committed a crime against humanity by not seeing mary poppins. i can't believe you got all the way through childhood without ever seeing the movie once.

[flyfarfromhere]

has thus been defiled by me.

[ria]

snuck out of his house last night, leapt astride his magical pegasus, and flew away to bermuda, where his secret half-sister lives. he wanted to take her flowers.

[Chewie]

What exactly constitues a "secret half-sister", Ria?

[ria]

a half-sister that nobody knows about.

doesn't have a secret half-sister.

[Chewie]

is my secret half-sister, and doesn't know it.

dun dun DUUUUN!

[Pulp Fictionist]

Starting a soap opera entitled "Days of Our Lives On Forensics Online" (No rhyme intended.)

[ria]

is a poet and doesn't know it.

[Pulp Fictionist]

makes fun of Chewie's soap opera title by submitting rhyming posts

[Chewie]

Actually, that was you, my good sir. Ria was poking fun at you.

[Pulp Fictionist]

Acting as though I created the title. Pfft, Chewie, ugh.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...acts funny.

[ria]

probably raised his eyebrow when he typed that. it seems like an eyebrow-raising post.

[Pulp Fictionist]

Works part-time as an internet posting analyst.

[ria]

is my minion who tries desperately to keep up with my post analyzing techniquesm, but who's really just there to bring me coffee.

you there! minion! where's my mocha?!

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...likes mochas much.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is not a coffee person.
Got tea?

[Pulp Fictionist]

Is full-blown British

[jdcongresscapt]

Is a bloody toerag.

[ria]

isn't very complimentary.

[Pulp Fictionist]

truly cares about her coffee minions

[ria]

doesn't know the half of it.

if i actually had real coffee minions, you'd better believe i'd care about them. they bring me my coffee, for goodness sake. i wouldn't be functional without them.

[flyfarfromhere]

is rather freaked by blood and gore.

[ria]

*ickickick*

isn't.

[Pulp Fictionist]

Loves the "ck" sound

[ria]

can't separate my words. that was "ick ick ick" really fast because that's my reaction to everything...well, icky.

ok, so maybe, is correct.

[Pulp Fictionist]

Desperately tries to not let herself face the fact that one of her minions is correct over her.

[flyfarfromhere]

seems proud of the fact that he's a Ria Minion.

[ria]

only wishes he could be a ria minion.

[flyfarfromhere]

psht, wishes i would be one of her Ria Minions.

NEVER, I SAY, NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chewie]

Created the entire contents of my organic chemistry book in his artificial "womb".

[ria]

has memorized the entire contents of his organic chemistry book.

[flyfarfromhere]

has memorized the entire contents of my artificial "womb," which, i must add, contains much more than only chewie's organic chemistry book.

[Pulp Fictionist]

Has babies in his artificial womb.

[ria]

is trying to figure out how fffh got an artificial womb.

[Chewie]

has memorized the entire contents of his organic chemistry book.

HA!

[ria]

is thouroughly amused.

[theatrix04]

ria Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:50 am Post subject:

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is thouroughly amused.


seems to be able to step in time, feed the birds, laugh, rule minions, and has her own march of the penguins...

[flyfarfromhere]

probably has yet to realize that morgan freeman is in EVERY MOVIE!

my friends and i have come to that conclusion. morgan freeman = every movie. i mean, march of the penguins has a cast of about 2000 penguins...and morgan freeman.

[theatrix04]

flyfarfromhere Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:44 am Post subject:

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probably has yet to realize that morgan freeman is in EVERY MOVIE!

my friends and i have come to that conclusion. morgan freeman = every movie. i mean, march of the penguins has a cast of about 2000 penguins...and morgan freeman.

Who are the narrator voices in March of the Penguins?
What are at least three other movies with Penguins in them?


WHAT CAN I SAY, he has a GREAT Voice! Perfect for the Narrator....but was only in the US VERSION...

Morgan Freeman (I)

Date of birth (location)
1 June 1937
Memphis, Tennessee, USA

Actor - filmography

Colors Straight Up (2005) (in production)
Untitled Morgan Freeman WWII Project (2006) (announced)
Harry and the Butler (2006) (announced)
The Contract (2006) (filming)
Lucky Number Slevin (2005) (post-production) .... The Boss
An Unfinished Life (2005) (completed) .... Mitch
Edison (2005) (completed) .... Ashford
Batman Begins (2005/II) (VG) (voice) .... Lucius Fox
War of the Worlds (2005) (voice) .... Narrator
Batman Begins (2005) .... Lucius Fox
... aka Batman Begins: The IMAX Experience (USA: IMAX version)
Danny the Dog (2005) .... Sam
... aka Danny the Dog (Hong Kong: English title)
... aka Unleashed (USA)
Million Dollar Baby (2004) .... Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris
The Big Bounce (2004) .... Walter Crewes
Long Walk to Freedom (2004) .... Nelson Mandela
Guilty by Association (2003) (V) .... Police Lieutenant Redding
Bruce Almighty (2003) .... God
Dreamcatcher (2003) .... Col. Abraham Curtis
... aka Attrapeur de rêves, L' (Canada: French title)
Levity (2003) .... Miles Evans
The Sum of All Fears (2002) .... DCI William Cabot
... aka Anschlag, Der (Germany)
High Crimes (2002) .... Charlie Grimes
Along Came a Spider (2001) .... Alex Cross
... aka Im Netz der Spinne (Germany)
Nurse Betty (2000) .... Charlie
... aka Nurse Betty - Gefährliche Träume (Germany)
Under Suspicion (2000) .... Captain Victor Benezet
... aka Suspicion (France)
Deep Impact (1998) .... President Tom Beck
Hard Rain (1998) .... Jim
... aka Flood (Japan: English title)
... aka Pluie d'enfer (France)
Amistad (1997) .... Joadson
Kiss the Girls (1997) .... Dr. Alex Cross
Chain Reaction (1996) .... Paul Shannon
Moll Flanders (1996) .... Hibble
Se7en (1995) .... Detective Lt. William Somerset
Outbreak (1995) .... Brig. Gen. Billy Ford
The Shawshank Redemption (1994) .... Ellis Boyd "Red" Redding
Unforgiven (1992) .... Ned Logan
The Power of One (1992) .... Geel Piet
... aka Puissance de l'ange, La (France)
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) .... Azeem
The Bonfire of the Vanities (1990) .... Judge Leonard White
Glory (1989) .... Sgt. Maj. John Rawlins
Driving Miss Daisy (1989) .... Hoke Colburn
Johnny Handsome (1989) .... Lt. A.Z. Drones
Lean on Me (1989) .... Principal Joe Clark
Clean and Sober (1988) .... Craig
Clinton and Nadine (1988) (TV) .... Dorsey Pratt
... aka Blood Money: The Story of Clinton and Nadine
Fight for Life (1987) (TV) .... Dr. Sherard
Street Smart (1987/I) .... Fast Black
Resting Place (1986) (TV) .... Luther Johnson
The Execution of Raymond Graham (1985) (TV) .... Warden Pratt
That Was Then... This Is Now (1985) .... Charlie Woods
Marie (1985) .... Charles Traughber
... aka Marie: A True Story
"The Atlanta Child Murders" (1985) (mini) TV Series .... Ben Shelter
Teachers (1984) .... Lewis
Harry and Son (1984) .... Siemanowski
"Another World" (1964) TV Series .... Dr. Roy Bingham (1982-1984)
... aka Another World: Bay City
The Marva Collins Story (1981) (TV) .... Clarence Collins
Eyewitness (1981) .... Lieutenant Black
... aka The Janitor
Death of a Prophet (1981) .... Malcolm X
Brubaker (1980) .... Walter
Attica (1980) (TV) .... Hap Richards
Hollow Image (1979) (TV) .... Sweet Talk (Ralph Simmons)
Coriolanus (1979) .... Coriolanus
Julius Caesar (1979/II) (V) .... Casca
Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry (1978) (TV) .... Uncle Hammer
Blade (1973) .... Chris
Who Says I Can't Ride a Rainbow? (1971) .... Afro
... aka Barney
"The Electric Company" (1971) TV Series .... Various Characters


A Man Called Adam (1966) (uncredited)
The Pawnbroker (1964) (uncredited) .... Extra on street

[theatrix04]

flyfarfromhere Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:44 am Post subject:

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probably has yet to realize that morgan freeman is in EVERY MOVIE!


LOOKS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WITH HIS NEW HAIRCUT!

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...loves hair.

[theatrix04]

how did you find out?

however, after 3 hours of working on hair and make up for Once Upon A Mattress each night for the last 4, one more performance today..... maybe a little less.

MatTUnlimit3d..

Hmmm MatT rhymes with Patt.....
Is up early on a Sunday morning

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...need to understand that I work.

A lot.

[flyfarfromhere]

works a lot.

[ria]

doesn't work a lot. slacker!

[flyfarfromhere]

psht, doesn't know that i have a 9-5 job that is BORING AS ALL ****.