Post about the poster above you

[Chewie]

Has just suggested an APT sequel that will A) be entertaining and B) give me a good excuse to lengthen the duo sticky. Huttah!

huttah? huh?

has just introduced an amazing new expression into my vocab

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...needs the daily reccommended amount of Homestarrunner.

[Chewie]

needs to understand that I'm falling more in love with him with every inside reference I understand.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is making me feel uncomfortable.

[Chewie]

...

Is forcing me to change the subject...

TO KITTENS!

http://www.screensavers-connection.com/images/catskittens.gif

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...doesn't realize just how tasty kittens are.

[Chewie]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, but I do.

Has provided me a kitty to feast upon.

[Aelfric5578]

Is Alf's long lost cousin.

just interrupted the interaction of soulmates.

[ria]

was having fun observing the interaction.

i love kittens! i wish i could have a kitten!

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...loves kittens.


EW! Not in that way.


...gross, man!

has referenced kittens in a sexual way..SHAME

[Theatreguy]

loves cats

has got me confused with the poster above me...SHAME.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...lacks shame.

[ria]

secretly wants to run away with a duck named fred.

got a crappy ballot from me at state.

[ria]

...makes me try to remember it...

i don't remember a crappy ballot...what did you say?

doesn't remember my extraneous comments about eyes and glasses.

[ria]

*blink*
:idea:
oh, right!
jogs my memory.

has not posted anything about me the poster above her...SHAME.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...should read closer. "Jogs my memory."

:roll:

just got eye rolled.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...rolls eyes constantly.

[ria]

threw the aforementioned duck named fred at chad to make him stop eye-rolling.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...like long words.

[Theatreguy]

might not understand them all

[MatT Unlimit3d]

..um...ISN'T RIGHT!...

yeah...

[Theatreguy]

says im wrong

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is.


Now let's all forget this bizarre coverup about my not knowing long words.

...oops.

LOOK! A RHINO!

[Theatreguy]

Loves the word is!

[Chewie]

Made the most grammatically correct of his near 1200 posts yet!

[ria]

is just an all around cool guy.

[Chewie]

Obviously wants something from me. Most likely my body. Or my skills with a bo staff. There's like, a buttload of gangs at WKU.

[ria]

actually, is wrong. i just couldn't think of anything else to say.
although i'm sure your body is nothing less than desirable.

has a nothing less than desireable body.

[Pulp Fictionist]

has a user name I just figured out was his last name spelled backwards. :D

[ria]

:shock:
makes me feel slow... :oops:

[MatT Unlimit3d]

..uses a lot of emoticons.

[ria]

doesn't.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

:D :) :? :twisted: :roll: :x :? :o :lol: :cry: 8) :oops: :wink: :roll: :o :( :x :shock: :) :(

...was just proved wrong.

[ria]

*sigh* fine. didn't.

how's that?

[Chewie]

Has a name that, spelled backwards, is "air".

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...should read my post about ria a while back when I used the word "anagram".

That was a good day.

[Chewie]

Should link me, perhaps? Since I really don't wanna wade through 20 pages of thread. :P

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...stole my pic :evil:

s'alright tho. I lol every time I see it.

And i dont want to search for it either, it was around page 160, methinks...

[ria]

had an awesome pic for chewie to steal.

is an appeaser..and rush says that BAD

[jdcongresscapt]

Has personified Rush.

Coldfire!

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...will make millions when he markets his fire that isnt hot.

AND ZOMG! jd's back!

who's jd?

[Chewie]

Broke the rules of the thread AND forgot that jdcongresscapt posted just above Matt...or can't draw the association between jd and jdcongresscapt...one of the two. :)

i reject vast assemblages of conformity, i will break the norm...i REFUSE to post about the poster above me. to join my cause you have to believe 2 questions are worth asking

1. why do the masses react to change with violence

2. why do we have to post about the poster above us

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...should be hit with a large bat.

Plus, it's the name of the thread. To talk about other things, make another thread to that effect.

[Chewie]

Introduced Jim Henson to the wonderful world of puppet hallucinogens.

...should be hit with a large bat.


my point exactly.

anyway going on back to "the intent of the thread" though i'm not sure who gave you supreme power over intent...ehem

has an avatar that moves and makes me very jealous.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is not used to thinking too hard.

And Matt, "Coldfire" is the name of my favorite Rush song, just in case you didn't figure that out.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...needs to know that I try and post something about the last person's last post, and I made a weak attempt at trying to be funny.

[ria]

has little confidence in his ability to be humorous.

[jdcongresscapt]

Shouldn't encourage him.

[ria]

isn't very encouraging.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is crushed due to lack of encouragement

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...drinks Crush.

[ria]

wants to steal the crush.

[jdcongresscapt]

Will tell me why I can't find any, all of a sudden.
On an aside, tell me "Orange Crush" is not a good song.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...crushes cars.

[ria]

likes his cars not to be crushed. and who wouldn't?

[jdcongresscapt]

Should go see a demolition derby. And take me with her.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...should watch Gone in Sixty Seconds.

[jdcongresscapt]

Wishes to torture me.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is a masochist.

[jdcongresscapt]

Will wait while I slip into something more uncomfortable.

[ria]

ha! that was funny.

is funny.

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks masochism is funny.

Sadist.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...posts quickly.

[ria]

wishes he was quicker.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is right.


jd prolly is above me.

EDIT: HA! I WIN!

[jdcongresscapt]

Also posts quickly

[ria]

hehehehe! missed, i think.

[jdcongresscapt]

Laughed at my misfortune.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...has a family fortune.

[Broskis09]

schadenfreude
Later Broskis

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...uses gibberish.

[ria]

doesn't understand gibberish.

[jdcongresscapt]

Doesn't know simple German phrases.
"Schadenfreude" means "shameful joy."

[Cinderella]

doesnt speak german....or listen to the avenue q soundtrack

[jdcongresscapt]

Will lend me her Avenue Q soundtrack.

[Broskis09]

yep yep :D
Later Broskis

[ria]

is optimisitic.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is, perhaps, not an optimist

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...not an optomitrist.

[Cinderella]

probably likes that big butterfly eye thing that optomatrists use

[jdcongresscapt]

Has seen the optometrist perhaps once too often

[Cinderella]

knows about my affair with my optometrist

[jdcongresscapt]

Tricked me into thinking it was just me and her

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...can spell.


EDIT: IS A DEMON FAST POSTER!!!!!

[jdcongresscapt]

Compared me to a demon.
Not that that's a bad thing. :twisted:

[Aelfric5578]

Is back in full posting fury.

[jdcongresscapt]

Perhaps insinuates I should leave again.

[Aelfric5578]

mis-interprets my coded welcome back message.

[jdcongresscapt]

Welcomed me back "codedly"

Thanks, Frank the Tank

[Aelfric5578]

Identifies with King Arthur

Hic Vivat Josephus Rex Quondam Rexque Futurus

has a name that begins with a

[Aelfric5578]

has a name that begins with S

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...has a sn where, if you add up the numbers, makes 25.

[Aelfric5578]

Is a 3-dimensional mathematician

[jdcongresscapt]

Is simply confined to 2-D math

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...loves the Gorillaz singer, 2-D.

[Aelfric5578]

has pointed out something that used to be true until I discovered physics

[jdcongresscapt]

Okeydokey...
Matt: Is fond of the song "Clint Eastwood"
Aelfric: Will lend me his AP notes

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...doesn't know that I'm playing "All Alone" on iTunes 24 hours a day.

[Theatreguy]

loves itunes like me

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is incorrect. I like iTunes more than I like you, Zach.

[jdcongresscapt]

Values Apple over a fellow human being

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...doesnt understand that machines can't betray you.


...yet...

[jdcongresscapt]

Needs to watch The Matrix.

[ria]

just made my day with a matrix reference.

i love the matrix!

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is lazy and requires their days to be made.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is unsure about whether to take the red pill or the blue pill.

[Theatreguy]

Goes from posting tons, to not posting, to posting tons.... its quite fun to watch

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...posts weights.

[jdcongresscapt]

Just posts lots.

[Theatreguy]

addicted

[jdcongresscapt]

Is addicted.
To me.

[Theatreguy]

is right

[jdcongresscapt]

Should keep his distance

[Theatreguy]

should come closer haha :shock:

[jdcongresscapt]

Has been maced

[Theatreguy]

like spraying things

[jdcongresscapt]

Should be writhing in pain

[Aelfric5578]

Has harmed TheatreGuy thereby preventing him from memorizing his HI and is posting faster than my computer will let me refresh.

[jdcongresscapt]

Sympathizes with Theatreguy (maybe) and needs a faster connection.

[Aelfric5578]

is just a rapid poster that posts at least five posts before I can hit the refresh button (I have high speed internet).

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks I should slow down.

[Chewie]

Made an astonshing 113 posts in a 13 hour period.

I'm officially declaring that the new record.

has a new posting gigilo rival.

[Theatreguy]

wants to be a gigilo but cant handle it

doesn't know that i had WAY more posts than that in one night before.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...likes to be called "Sir Posts-a-Lot"

hasn't read my freaking nametag

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...clearly hasn't noticed that I can't read.

i'm so sorry for you..give me your parents number..i tutor :D

is about to be taught

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...likes to school people.

drools on people when he isnt paying attention.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is freaked out by just a little drool

knows a little drool can go a long way

[jdcongresscapt]

Will now carry around a mop

has a mop head!!!
whatever :roll:

[jdcongresscapt]

Is overly fond of "whatever :roll: "

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...watches Clueless religiously.

[jdcongresscapt]

Knows what I do every morning

doesn't know the power of an eye roll.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...underestimates the power of yelling "HEADS WILL ROLL" at the top of your lungs.

[jdcongresscapt]

Should try yelling "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS" instead. More British.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...loves the Brits, with good reason.

FISHSLAP!

can speak british

[jdcongresscapt]

Believes the Brits can't talk ENglish good.
They call a "lift" what we call...um..."magic, up-and-down box"

hasnt' heard my cockney accent

[ria]

is proud of the accent.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...isn't proud of the accident.

[Aelfric5578]

Was a witness to the accident which involved a strange sphere, a pocket watch, two clear cubes, four functions, a walrus, and a frog.

The press is withholding the name of the walrus as well as what color the frog is for reasons which it will not explain.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...WINS AT LIFE.

[ria]

judges life, apparently.

[Chewie]

needs more internet culture. :P

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is one of my new heroes.

[Chewie]

Has curried the favor of the Chief Mod, and will soon use this favor to become a mod himself, then abuse the power, and be banned...all within a week's time.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...knows the process all too well, if you ask me.

[jdcongresscapt]

After being banned, will be replaced by me

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...confuses me.

How can someone with 5 times as many posts as me replace me? You were clearly here first.

[Chewie]

Either does or does not understand that JD was trying to make a statement about currying my favor.

In the Mod Favor Currying Ratings, you both are about tied on the list...but you both also have really good scores. *examines the excel file with all the curry ratings* yeah...I'd say you're dead even.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

:shock:


um...

::thinks hard::

IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE HARVEST MOON BALL!


DAMMIT!

[jdcongresscapt]

*Jedi mind trick* WILL move me up in the ratings.
I see how it is, Chewie. As long as I'm ahead of Ria.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...LOSES POINTS for thinking I can change the scores.

[Chewie]

Gets a couple more points by referencing Harvest Moon, which I haven't even played (!), but still made me smile anyhow. <3

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...IS A GOD FOR LIKING HARVEST MOON.

I'm not saying that to get points, neither. The game's awesome.

[jdcongresscapt]

Will be seen through by Chewie

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...has finally invented X-Ray specs.

[jdcongresscapt]

Will not steal my patent.



**** you

[Theatreguy]

Post a lot lol

[jdcongresscapt]

Still hasn't learned remedial grammar

[Theatreguy]

duh

[Chewie]

Still, after about 3 or 4 months, hasn't learned the rules of the thread.

[Theatreguy]

duh

[ria]

makes me sigh and roll my eyes.

*sigh* :roll:

[jdcongresscapt]

Evidently just woke up.

Want some breakfast?

[ria]

is going to make me breakfast! sure! i'll have those awesome chocolate chip pancakes from the pancake pantry in gatlinburg. and coffee. lots of sugar, no cream, please. and while you're at it, i'll take HP6! now! aaaahhh! i want it so much!!

[jdcongresscapt]

Can't have any of the stuff she asked for. At least not presently.
Chocolate chip pancakes are bad for your teeth. Coffee isn't that good, either. I don't know how you can stand it. And the line is moving!! The Borders people have temporary order.

[ria]

will have HP6 before me....but i still bet i'll finish it first.

has just been issued a challenge. *bum-bum-bum!!!*

[jdcongresscapt]

Does not realize James Herriott and Alfred Lansing can wait. As can AP History. And Physics. And eating. And sleeping. And bladder control. And society. And personal hygiene.

[ria]

will put everything on hold to read the awesomness that is hp.

oh, but i do realize it. i realize it quite clearly.

[Chewie]

will have HP6 before me....but i still bet i'll finish it first.

has just been issued a challenge. *bum-bum-bum!!!*

I already finished it. And it doesn't come out in KC for another 30 minutes.

[jdcongresscapt]

Cheated.

[ria]

feels more honorable next to chewie's cheating.

[jdcongresscapt]

Does not have a head-start.

[ria]

does. ergh.

or will by the time i get my copy.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is really jealous. Makes me laugh evilly.

[ria]

laughs at my misfortune.

*tear*

[jdcongresscapt]

Cries easily
Would so not be able to withstand the mandess that is around me.
Seriously, this is scary. I may have to fight.

[ria]

doesn't reallize his disadvantage at not having someone really small like me nearby. you could catapult me to the front of the line.

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks I am easily deceived
You'd just take my money, keep my book, and laugh at me.

[ria]

thinks i want to take his money, keep his book and laugh at him.

i'll have my mom's money paying for my awesomely reserved copy. i don't need to steal yours.

[jdcongresscapt]

Stole her mom's money
Will pay it back when she gets off her lazy touckus and finds a job

And yes, I just said "touckus"

[ria]

ha! said touckus!

and i'm not lazy! i tried! i had every advantage possible in this town! i tried!

[Chewie]

Whines more than she tries.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has, perhaps, inspired Ria to get off her lazy touckus and pester the sports store

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...uses the word "tuckus" like and old person.

[Theatreguy]

likes words

[Chewie]

Simultaneously owned the off-topic forum and provided me with a new signature.

[Theatreguy]

notices i need to keep my posting up... or i will not be kool anymore haha

[ria]

wants to be kool, but would rather be kool-aid.

[Theatreguy]

like bandaids

[Chewie]

Needs first aid...for his grammar.

ZING!

[Theatreguy]

is a popo head

[Chewie]

Has taken more than his fair share of abuse from me lately, and I apologize. <3

But I'm keeping the sig. :)

[ria]

hehehe. is proud of his signature. and rightly so.

[Theatreguy]

is proud of chewies meany ness

[ria]

blasphemes against harry potter books!

[Theatreguy]

thinks i dont like them.... but doesnt know im just to lazy to read

[Chewie]

provided me a signature that's rather relevant to this line of conversation.

[Theatreguy]

likes his signature a little 2 much

[Chewie]

Will be happy to know I changed my sig to something much more happy and positive (a Christopher Walken quote) instead of a quote of Zach. :P

[Former Speech Man]

Will be happy to know I changed my sig to something much more happy and positive (a Christopher Walken quote) instead of a quote of Zach. :P

It's so weird...I just watched that skit for the first time...and 5 minutes later I noticed your signature...WEIRD! :shock:

[Chewie]

heehee...we're probably watching the same SNL right this minute. :) I decided to change the sig as soon as I heard it (again, since I own the DVD <3).

[ria]

prompted me to watch the christopher walken-devoted snl. i really don't watch snl. in general i find it quite stupid. but this was amusing. that one was great, too.

[Chewie]

i really don't watch snl. in general i find it quite stupid.

Well, it's good you can admit you're wrong. :)

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...can't admit defeat, however.

[Theatreguy]

Won a big prize

[ria]

wants to steal the big prize!

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...steals the spotlight.

[Theatreguy]

runs the spotlight

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...RUNS AWAY!


AUUGGH!

[Theatreguy]

makes odd sounds

[ria]

should learn the fine art of odd sound-making. it's quite fun. and it's great for storytelling.

[Theatreguy]

is going to grow up to read storys to children like micheal jackson

[ria]

should be shot for connecting me to michael jackson in any way.

i love kids, but not like he does.

[Theatreguy]

wants to shot me

[jdcongresscapt]

Still hasn't bothered to learn remedial grammar.
Heheh :) :cry:

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...weeps for the future.

[Theatreguy]

lives in the past

[Aelfric5578]

Has returned from the future bringing grim news.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...lives in a house, I hope.

[Theatreguy]

wants to live in my house

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...has a mouse in a house...and a goat with a boat.

[ria]

has forgotten about the fox in a box.

[Theatreguy]

and the **** your good at rythming

[ria]

should have seen my storytelling piece this past year. "the story of flibber-o-loo," a veggietales thing. it rhymed, and i rocked.

[Theatreguy]

Rocks the boat

[ria]

jumped off the boat and went swimming. in his socks.

[Theatreguy]

Has a sock fetish