Post about the poster above you

[Aelfric5578]

Has written many interesting columns.

[Theatreguy]

WANTS US 2.... but im not

[jdcongresscapt]

Probably hasn't read Chewie's columns

[Theatreguy]

probley is correct.....

[jdcongresscapt]

Is unsure whether or not he has read Chewie's column

[Aelfric5578]

Strangely posted exactly what I was about to post...verbatim. At some point we must have slipped into the Twilight Zone.

[jman255*]

I have never ever seen you post here....Ever...

[Theatreguy]

Thought the same thing i thought

[Aelfric5578]

Must realize that school has just ended for me. I only joined the board a month ago and never had much free time until now.

[jdcongresscapt]

May have stepped into the Twilight Zone...or perhaps OO's just gone international...that would make sense if you've heard Frank's OO

[Theatreguy]

Intresting.... really loves his oo a lot

[Chewie]

Really SHOULD read my column (Chewie's Chatter (http://www.forensicsonline.net/columns/)), just for entertainment, if nothing else. (Note: the new one won't be up for a few days)

[Theatreguy]

really wants me to read it

[Theatreguy]

Yay for funnyess

[Chewie]

Is going to review each of my columns for me because he's such a super guy.

Your writing is funny like **** btw Chew.

That's the nicest thing I've heard in a long time, thank you. Seriously, that does mean a lot. I really do try to work on my writing and...stuff...you know? Except...this sentence...and the last one...too...maybe.

[Theatreguy]

Chewie makes me laugh....

[nubian_lover]

Posted about himself, not the poster above him.

(Don't worry it's a common mistake) :roll: :wink:

[Theatreguy]

States the obvious..... its more fun to talk about me duh

[ria]

thinks he's great, but should try to think less.

[Theatreguy]

Loves me..... and wants to have my babys

[ria]

comes on strong.

i may not hate you, but there will be no babies. especially since you spelled it "babys."

[jdcongresscapt]

Enjoed pointing out theatreguy's lack of grammar skills

[Theatreguy]

The only one whos read my signature.... probley

[ria]

made an incorrect assumption.

i've read your signature. but it still doesn't stop the grammar from grating on my nerves. sorry. i correct everybody, it's not just you.

[MauldinDebater]

Has read theatreguy's signature

[jdcongresscapt]

Quotes Green Day

[Theatreguy]

Loves greenday

[MauldinDebater]

Likes days that are green

[Theatreguy]

Is queen on green

[jdcongresscapt]

Is the prince(ss) of green

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...loathes green.

[jdcongresscapt]

Sympathizes with green

[Theatreguy]

is green inside

[jdcongresscapt]

Has seen my X-rays

[Theatreguy]

is my patient

[jdcongresscapt]

Is a licensed doctor(?)

[Theatreguy]

this im licenced muahahahah

[jdcongresscapt]

Has a very nasty laugh

[Theatreguy]

Likes my laugh

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks it was a compliment

[Theatreguy]

Thinks hes kool

[jdcongresscapt]

Basks in my coolness, and will help me build a shrine to my own bad @$$

[Theatreguy]

Cocky

[jdcongresscapt]

Will NOT help me build a shrine to my own bad @$$

[Theatreguy]

might be able to persaude me

[jdcongresscapt]

Will accept a bribe

[Theatreguy]

wants to pay me money

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks the bribe is just money

[Theatreguy]

might be thinking dirty?

[jdcongresscapt]

Is, hopefully, not a dude

[Theatreguy]

is rather scary for wanting a dude

[jdcongresscapt]

IS a dude.














OH SICK!!!

[Theatreguy]

also the person 2 post up.... doesnt see the theatre GUY

[Theatreguy]

Likes to flirt with guys....



SCARYNESS

[sassafrassz]

Is my kinda guy..

[Chewie]

Tragically falls for all the wrong men...specifically...ones who are not sexually attracted to her.

[Chewie]

Apparently doesn't think he's the right man for me. :)

[sassafrassz]

Is one side of a tangled and twisted love octagon involving myself, chewie and an spell check machine.

[Chewie]

Thinks it's just an octagon, but with my trip to Truman State this next week, it'll turn into more of a icosahedron (http://goldennumber.net/images/icosahedron.gif).

[ria]

wants there to be no confusion about his sexual orientation.

[ria]

has a funny face when taking nighttime medication.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has a fetish for white tigers

It's not healthy

[Theatreguy]

Got erosed(not sure if i spelled that right) by the tiger

[MauldinDebater]

His signature explains his spelling errors.
Is jealous of the white tiger who aroused jd

[Theatreguy]

Corrects my spelling yay

[iamyitanli]

Is high off of cold medicine

[jdcongresscapt]

Will explain why I am being depicted as getting aroused (or, for Theatreguy's sake, erosed) by tigers.
Seriously, did I, at any point, insinuate that?!

[Theatreguy]

Is trying to hide it

[MauldinDebater]

Hides nothing, except....

[Theatreguy]

thinks im hiding "something"

[Theatreguy]

Is mean...

I do not im just bored

[Chewie]

Taught Mozart how to play the tuba...which is why Mozart became a well-known pianist.

[Theatreguy]

Says humor that goes way over my head

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is the 2851st person to post in this thread.

[Chewie]

made a slight mistake in assuming every post was from a different person. :P

Unless you wanna do it like presidents...like how that one was the 22nd AND 24th or something...but that's ... that's just silly. Silly I say.

[Cinderella]

Says silly

[Theatreguy]

Loves the word silly because shes silly

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is quite silly.

Get on with it. GET ON WITH IT.

[Theatreguy]

Wants somone to get on with something

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...wants to get it on with someone.

[Theatreguy]

wants to watch

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...has a watch.

[Theatreguy]

uses his cell phone for the time

[jdcongresscapt]

Knows how to spell "cell phone"

[Theatreguy]

Is shocked

[jdcongresscapt]

Takes everything in stride...
Ihope...

[Theatreguy]

forgot to put a space between i and hope kinda like ihop but not really

[jdcongresscapt]

Is perhaps trying to cover up his own lack of grammar with one, small mistake of mine

[Theatreguy]

Trying to cover up his craving for ihop with his lack of grammar skills

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks I have been to an IHOP

[Theatreguy]

HASN'T BEEN TO IHOP..... is very deprived

[jdcongresscapt]

Might want to stay away from IHOP

[Theatreguy]

doesnt like ihop....(not sure why?)

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...will market the iHop in the future, which is Apple's new pogo stick.

[Theatreguy]

Likes applebees

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is a-scared of bees.

[Theatreguy]

adds "a" randomly

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...clearly doesn't appreciate the randomness.

PINEAPPLES

[jdcongresscapt]

Screams for pineapples.

[Theatreguy]

wants matts pineapples

[jdcongresscapt]

Is gonna get the pointy parts if he doesn't stop making *** innuendo references concerning me

[Aelfric5578]

Is trying to defend himself from numerous inuendos.
Also did not know what a theremin is, bot hopefully now he knows.

[Theatreguy]

is saying things i dont understand

[Aelfric5578]

Does not understand the things that I said.

[Theatreguy]

thinks i didnt know what he said...

[Aelfric5578]

Lied by saying that he did not know what I said.

[sassafrassz]

Caught Theaterguy red-handed!

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...however, has purple hands.

[Theatreguy]

Most likely to get a hand massage

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...will grow up to invent AIM (AOL Instant Massager)

[Theatreguy]

Will soon post more then me

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks Matt can outpost him

[ria]

spends his free time trying to learn how to fly. he's taking lessons from Dumbo.

[nubian_lover]

Hinted at two disney movies

Come oooon, you all know you were thinking "You can fly! You can fly! He can fly!"

[ria]

is an avid fan of disney movies and aspires to become the next Walt Disney.

[nubian_lover]

Happens to be kinda correct and kinda not.

I don't think being Walt is next on my list of things I need to do before I die

[ria]

finds meanness on the internet immature.

[MauldinDebater]

Happens to be sensitive about anyone

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...lost all senses in a freak lobster accident. Has now lost all limbs and is stricken blind, deaf and dumb.

[kungfuhampster]

has a tendency to point at blind deaf and dumb people with no arms or legs.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is the most foul-tempered little rodent you ever set eyes on.

[Theatreguy]

Still has a cool signature

[MauldinDebater]

Likes the fishslap

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...has days of chronic envy.

[ria]

is secretly a writing utensil.

[poonan]

is outwardly random

[ria]

is oh so correct.
thanks for noticing! :wink:

[MauldinDebater]

is outwardly random

i thought it should be stated again

[Chewie]

Almost had to kick Johnny Appleseed's *** when Johnny wouldn't concede that oranges were better for curing scurvy.

[Theatreguy]

Loves to play with his johnny appleseed

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...lives in a backwards Sallad.


Originality strikes again.

[MauldinDebater]

Likes to take Siberian tigers to the depths of the African rain forest to eat rabid monkeys...

[ria]

has begun a crusade to save the rabid monkeys from the horror of being eaten by matt's siberian tigers.

i love siberian tigers. but i love royal white tigers better. they're white all year long.

[Chewie]

Is a feline racist.

[ria]

is....is, uh...is...is totally wrong!....*shifty eyes*...



note to self: chewie knows too much. begin plotting his demise.

[Cinderella]

Will begin plotting Chewie's demise by constructing a 20 story high fort made entirely of gouda cheese and plexiglass

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...after constucting the Fort o' Cheese will adopt the sayings, "Ah, that's gouda!" and "Cheese, it's good."

[Chewie]

Is our savior from the great wet-scaly-protein-face drought of aught-five.

[Theatreguy]

Was probley born in aught-five. (85)

[Cinderella]

um, doesn't realize that aught-five means 05

[Theatreguy]

Makes me feel stupid

[sassafrassz]

Would probably die if he ever met a celebrity.

[Theatreguy]

Doesnt realize im going to be a celebrity.... what what lol

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...doesn't realize all celebrities have no private life.

[Chewie]

Being the keen internet-humor conessiuer (sp?) that he is, will probably appreciate the awesomeness of this (http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5591163987&rd=1), if he hasn't already.

If nothing else, just wait until Bob the Builder gets his "Lollerskates". <3

[Aelfric5578]

Has discovered a very bizarre but very funny eBay auction.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is desparately looking for the Old English words for "welfare".

@ chewie.

I roffled.

[Aelfric5578]

Is criticizing my signature because it is not as interesting as his

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...can't take a joke.

PS I lub your sig.

[Aelfric5578]

Thinks that I was offended by his comment and that I didn't find it funny. Is wrong.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...proves to fol.net that I can't read properly. :oops:

[Theatreguy]

Reads better then i spell..... (not hard though)

[insertcoolusernamehere]

Makes absolutely no sense and can't spell. And it's "sense" darling, not "since".

[Theatreguy]

thinks i said sense or since somewhere

[Aelfric5578]

Should read his own signature.

(Don't worry, I didn't even realize the mistake until insertcoolusernamehere pointed it out.)

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...doesn't realize things until other people point them out.


btw...the sky is blue. :wink:

[ria]

knows his colors! congratulations! tune in next time when matt learns left from right. :wink:

[Theatreguy]

is going to teach me grammer while teaching matt his directions

[MauldinDebater]

Will not teach anyone grammar

[ria]

is ever so correct.

alright, zach, lesson one. the ABCs. :wink: but i tease.

[Chewie]

Has got the skillz.

And you know what?

They pay the billz.

[ria]

is celebrating his birthday with an awesome party thread! go check it out, but make sure you bring something!

[Chewie]

should link to the awesome party thread...a-like a-this (http://www.forensicsonline.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4048)-a.

[ria]

should...teach me how to do that, maybe? i thought about it, but didn't know how to, so i couldn't.

[Theatreguy]

Found something she cant do!

[Chewie]

Ate Playdoh.

Ria.

Linking's easy. Check it out.

Say I want to link to just a site. But I just want to put the URL there.

All you have to is paste the url onto the post, like so.

http://img299.echo.cx/img299/8393/kitty16lr.gif

If you want to put it into a word, however, it's a bit more complicated. First, highlight the word you want to link to the site. We'll use "link" as an example.

Ria's link.

After highlighting the word (in this case, "link"), click the URL button at the top-right above the posting box.

You should see something that looks like this:

Ria's ["url"]link["/url"]. Only without quotes.

Now, change the ["url"] bracket to ["url=http://img299.echo.cx/img299/8393/kitty16lr.gif"], by adding an equal sign and the website. (again, no quotes)

And that's it.

So Ria's link becomes Ria's link (http://img299.echo.cx/img299/8393/kitty16lr.gif).

[ria]

provided the play-doh.



ok, lets try this thing here...just a test, so i'll link to yahoo.

http://www.yahoo.com/

or..

test link! (http://www.yahoo.com/)

[Aelfric5578]

Has mastered a new BBCode tag.

[Theatreguy]

Helped me eat plato?

[Chewie]

CANNIBALIZED ONE THE GREATEST THINKERS IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND!!

And congrats Ria, you're now leet. Keep practicing, and you may be 1337, or maybe even a 1337 |-|4><0|2!!

[Aelfric5578]

Is fluent in Hacker "Sp33k."

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...|<N0W5 h15 1337.

1'|) W|2173 M0|23 BU7 1 |)0N'7 |<N0W WH47 70 54Y...

[Theatreguy]

Uses lots of dd letters a symbols....


i thought u meant like plato the thingy not the guy.....
so confused

[MatT Unlimit3d]

IS CONFUSED, YET AGAIN.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

Posts about himself and his lovely breath.

100th POST WOOO!



...I'm done.

[ria]

enjoys pointing out zach's confusion. and apparently has nice breath?

he did mean play-doh. but you're saying plato. there's a difference.

[MauldinDebater]

Knows the difference between child's toys and philosophers

a very fine line

[Theatreguy]

is smart

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...points out intelligence.

[Theatreguy]

Wishes he was smarter!

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is right?

I don't know?

GAH! :?

[Chewie]

Fought off the entire Ukranian army using only 20 lbs. of legos and 3 yards of duct. Also, is a war hero.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...knows history to the T.

[Theatreguy]

Know history to a L

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...watches The L Word religiously.

[ria]

runs around in circles when he gets bored.

[MauldinDebater]

Does nothing but drown in sorrow when bored.

[Theatreguy]

Sleeps a lot

[Chewie]

his mom sleeps a lot.

With me.

[sassafrassz]

Made me say "Oh, snap."

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is a puppet.

[Theatreguy]

Holds the puppet... to make it talk

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...survives off of a diet of Fritos and Cheez-Wiz

[sassafrassz]

tried to insult me (I think).

Is jealous of my superior nap-taking abilities.

[ria]

turns on and off the napping whenever she feels like it.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...Easy to turn on. :shock:

[Theatreguy]

Easy!

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...will grow up to be old.

[Theatreguy]

states commin habits of growing up

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is a "comminist".

[Theatreguy]

obviously doesnt know me

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...found the key component to the interweb.

[Aelfric5578]

Seems to have a new avatar. That or I have a really bad memory.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is right on both accounts. In fact, I did not have an avatar before. I like this one.

10 points to the person who gives me the source!

[Theatreguy]

Likes his aviator.... dam i want one.... i cant find what i want

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...hasnt learned the ways of google image search-fu.

[Aelfric5578]

Used google image search to find his Megaman themed avatar (as did I to find out where it came from), and does not realize how difficult it is to find an image when one does not know what he is looking for.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

1) First poster on 200th page

2) Won 5 points to find source...the other five are for his name and which game.

3) Quite true...

[Aelfric5578]

Should not give me ten points for knowing that his avatar is Heatman from Megaman 2 because I cheated. )The name is in the avatar file name and once I had that...well, few things hide from Google.)

Also, probably does not know the significance of my avatar."

[Theatreguy]

Has a aviator... mine wont let me... i jsut tried....
Stupid forensics online... wont let me put pics, or a aviator or quotes... errr

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...needs to try linking to an offsite hosted one...it's easy to get a photobucket account. It won't work if you take one off your hard drive.

EDIT: Aelfric5578 did cheat. I award him no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[Aelfric5578]

Should upload his image of choice to http://www.imageshack.us. And then should copy and paste the image url into his profile under "Link to off-site Avatar"

As for quotes, should read the BBCode (http://www.forensicsonline.net/forums/faq.php?mode=bbcode) documentation.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...knows his stuff! I applaud him.

[Aelfric5578]

Applauds me mere moments after condemning me. And will hopefully accept my appology for cheating.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is sincere, and a little extreme.

Is also redeemed in my eyes!

[Chewie]

Would've totally loved my old avatar...in fact...

*changes avatar*

He's back! Blue Bomber Justice!

And don't worry, he won't turn into a snuff film this time.

EDIT: I *SOO* knew Heat Man was from Mega Man II. I just played through the whole Mega Man Anniversary Collection.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...has a broken avatar on my end.

[Theatreguy]

blah blah

[Aelfric5578]

Has not yet tried the steps outlines in my earlier post or he has but is still having trouble.


Should upload his image of choice to http://www.imageshack.us. And then should copy and paste the image url into his profile under "Link to off-site Avatar"

[Chewie]

better not be talking to me, because I did exactly that, as I always have, check my avatar's URL.

Matt, I don't know what to tell you. Here:

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8782/b5e2b9f3728c75ea75cbe50b8eb3f6.gif

[ria]

is speechless.

but has a cool avatar, so it's ok.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...won't do well in forensics due to lack of a speech.

[Theatreguy]

Will kill her because he can speak

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...speaks his mind...and doesn't mind speeches.

[ria]

was a little confused up there. i was saying chewie was speechless, not me.

[MauldinDebater]

still is confused down there...

[Theatreguy]

Makes a funny

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is a humoursmith, a person who makes funnies.

[ria]

makes sure the humorsmith has business.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...gets busy, quite often.

[Chewie]

Decided, wisely, not to get down with clown with the weird paint frown.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...master of ryhmes, bi-otch.

[kungfuhampster]

will know what to do with the banana when the time is right

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...refuses to let this great thread die.

w00t!

[Theatreguy]

this thread might die

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is a blasphamer! :evil:

[Chewie]

Is inspiring me to ponder whether or not I should PM him to talk about Mega Man speedruns...hmm...

[Theatreguy]

Is pondering..... is scary

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...brings to memory old "Pinky and the Brain" cartoons.

[ria]

remembers pinky and the brain! woohoo! they were greatness.

[Aelfric5578]

Hopefully remembers Bubba Bo Bob Brain.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...remembers it.

[Chewie]

Mixed mustard and tabasco and created an ocean of awesome.

[iamyitanli]

Now has diarrhea from trying out the ocean of awesome.

[Chewie]

Is correct!

Does anyone have some salve?

[Theatreguy]

Farts

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...giggles like a schoolgirl when he says "farts".

[ria]

also giggles but will never admit it b/c it's simply so unmasculine.

...is unmasculine even a word?

[Chewie]

needs firefox, with a handy dictionary.com toolbar.

And nope. Immasculine, unmasculine, and emasculine are all non-words. Even though emasculate, strangely enough, is a verb, meaning "to castrate...to deprive of strength or vigor; weaken."

[sassafrassz]

Knows how I, and Oregon, feel.

Man, Chewie sucks. Yes, the final battle was cool, but how about a battle between OR and VA to determine.. 3rd place?! Hmm?