Post about the poster above you

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...anagram for "air".

[jdcongresscapt]

fond of the fish-slapping dance

Python Rulz

[ria]

now wants to go eat salmon while singing.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is random.

[ria]

is unlimited.

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks I like salmon

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...prefers perch.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has not embraced veganism

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...has not embrace apathy.

[jdcongresscapt]

DOes not realize veganism is cooler

[Theatreguy]

is confusing

[jdcongresscapt]

Is easily confused

[Theatreguy]

is correct!

[jdcongresscapt]

Acknowledges his stupidity

[Theatreguy]

agrees with me

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks I agree with him

[Theatreguy]

may not agree

[jdcongresscapt]

Has succeeded in thoroughly confusing him

[Theatreguy]

Didnt talk about the post above

[jdcongresscapt]

Must allow me to correct myself


Ha succeeded in thoroughly confusing me

[Chewie]

Is wrong, confused, and probably inside of a bottle waiting to be found on a deserted island.

EDIT: Dammit, that was meant for Zach.

Ahem.

Belongs in a CORRECTIONAL Facility. Get It? Ha..ha...aha...hmm.

[jdcongresscapt]

Made joke that was kinda sorta funny

[Chewie]

Isn't giving me much of a chance since there's about 20 posts a MINUTE TONIGHT ON THIS THREAD!

[Theatreguy]

Awwww is laughing at the very mean joke

[jdcongresscapt]

Manages to get through on the thread, nonetheless

[Theatreguy]

Confusing

[jdcongresscapt]

Bows before the dude who just got promoted to Special Distinction

[Chewie]

Is one of three or four of us who are going to end up doubling the size of this forum by the end of the night.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is keen on working hard to do so

[Chewie]

Is gonna be the secretary of the group I'll found called the "Happy Posting Whores". Ria can be president. :)

[jdcongresscapt]

Continues to rightfully bash Ria.

[Chewie]

It quite sly with his 1337 coding skills. Or mouse buttons skills.


And I don't mean to be mean to Ria. Not moreso than anyone else. Which is a lot.

[Theatreguy]

Has brought him about to over 500 post tonight like me

[jdcongresscapt]

Is, for his own standards, nice to Ria.

[Theatreguy]

People keep posting @ the same time as people

[jdcongresscapt]

Has caught on

[Theatreguy]

Is rude

[jdcongresscapt]

Is offended by something

Sorry

[Theatreguy]

No need to be sorry... im dumb

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks he's dumb

[Theatreguy]

Writes that i think im dumb....

[jdcongresscapt]

Did acknowledge his state of "dumbness" just a few posts up

[Theatreguy]

Very TRUE

[jdcongresscapt]

Realized the truth while pondering sherbet

[Theatreguy]

Wants my sherbet..... but ***** u cant have it

[jdcongresscapt]

Dammit, I DO want some sherbet.
*walks four miles to grocery store and raids sherbet section*

I GOT ME MY LEMON!!

[Theatreguy]

Gets a brain freeze

[jdcongresscapt]

knows the feeling


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Theatreguy]

I was talking about you getting a brain freeze... i dont get them im to good... at eating my sherbert..... its melted lol

[jdcongresscapt]

Laughed at his melted sherbet
Actually, melted sherbet is the saddest thing in the world

[Theatreguy]

is laughing so hard....at my melted sherbert... why i drink the yummyness

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks I laugh at sad things

[Theatreguy]

Laughs at happy people

[jdcongresscapt]

Takes pleasure in sad things

[Theatreguy]

Thinks things are 2 sad

[ria]

doesn't.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has no opinion

[Theatreguy]

Is named Jd

[jdcongresscapt]

Knows my initials
Has his name shrouded in secrecy

[Theatreguy]

Names not jd?

[jdcongresscapt]

Now knows that "jd" are just my initials

Me llamo Joe Dineen

[Theatreguy]

Wow reveals himself!!!

do u do anything besides congress?

[jdcongresscapt]

See my profile. I do extemp (my main category). I did duo for two tournaments (6th at UPenn, I'm proud of that). I did Public Forum for one tournament (and I don't plan on doing it ever again). Next year I plan on doing OO.

[ria]

is wrong. his initials are jd.

[Theatreguy]

Is confusing... and has a lot of posts

[jdcongresscapt]

Should attack Ria

[Theatreguy]

wants to join

[jdcongresscapt]

Will formualte an attack strategy

[Theatreguy]

Good that hes planning it not me

[ria]

points out my confusingness.

sorry about that, too. i'm either really slow or really tired. or both.

[jdcongresscapt]

Must capitalize on Ria's slowness and tiredness

[Theatreguy]

Is slow..... hasnt caught on to me and jds attack straegy

[ria]

is also slow...was beaten to the post.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is still gonna be attacked

[Theatreguy]

MUAHAHAHA

[jdcongresscapt]

Laughed evilly

[Theatreguy]

likes it a lot

[jdcongresscapt]

Was referring to his luagh as "it"

Yeah, right now I'm just typing whatever

[Theatreguy]

Doesnt make since... is filling boards with random caca

[jdcongresscapt]

heheheh


said "caca"

[Theatreguy]

means poop
said hehe

[ria]

is teaming up w/jd against me! *sniff sniff, tear*

[Theatreguy]

would never actually be hurt or beaten... just maybe get her posts stolen

[ria]

wants to try to launch a top-secret operation to steal my posts...but will fail b/c i'm magical!

[Theatreguy]

Is very magical and has 2418 post

[ria]

should spread the word that all must bow down to my magicalness!

[Theatreguy]

now is getting a big head

[Chewie]

Along with JD, is becoming the new "Ria/Veronica" conversational duo.

And on posts...as far as I'm concerned, Ryan and I...and probably Zech too, have more posts than Ria, counting Ie.org.

And all ie.org alumni have precedence anyway, so pfft.

[ria]

woohoo! said pfft!

[KY Acid Trip]

Is happy for chewie saying pfft.

[jdcongresscapt]

Does not sympathize with Ria

[Theatreguy]

Wants to give his suport to ria... but also wants to kill her


(whats ie.org)

[KY Acid Trip]

Does not know what ie.org is.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...falls down easily into a liquid with a low pH level.

[Theatreguy]

Likes talking about other peoples sns

[Chewie]

Has had about 100 posts/day in the past week with his awesome delivery of NFL results to each forum

Zach, my good sir, ie.org (www.individualevents.org, which now leads to speechgeek.com, I believe) was the predecessor to this site. Many of us, including myself, Zech, Ryan, and Jenn, were regular posters on there. I know Jenn, Ryan and I all had around 1000 posts before the site was shut down around May/June 2003 due to its owner not being able to pay for its maintainance. So when I say that Ria still has a long way to go in terms of posts, that's what I'm referring to.

[Theatreguy]

Explains well

Yea i went there... and there was no place to post... so i was confused

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is confused, yet again...

[Theatreguy]

Likes pointing out my confusedness

[Chewie]

Never fakes the funk on a nasty dunk.

[Theatreguy]

Likes to Rhyme

[jdcongresscapt]

Doesn't like to rhyme

[Theatreguy]

Is a pimp

[jdcongresscapt]

Wants to get down with one of my hos

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is already down.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is videotaping

[Theatreguy]

Is holding the bom mic

[Chewie]

Somehow managed to misspell "boom". Amazing. :P

[jdcongresscapt]

Is a Teamster and, thus, doesn't do anything except take my hos

[Theatreguy]

loves hos

[jdcongresscapt]

Hasn't payed me for that one I lent him

[Theatreguy]

Said it was on him!!

[jdcongresscapt]

Is a liar.
Dammit! This is the third time!

[Theatreguy]

Catchs me on a lie .... ****

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...MADE A SWEAR :shock:

[Theatreguy]

doesnt like bad words or is sarcastic

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is right about me being sarcastic.

[Theatreguy]

does like bad words

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is wrong.

[Theatreguy]

**** **** ho ***** titty *** whore dick slut ect. (i dont feel kool now)

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...on a scale of one to ten, is not kool.

[Theatreguy]

Totally true

[flyfarfromhere]

low self-confidence can be attributed to the lack of hugs he received as a child.

that, and broccoli.

[Theatreguy]

Wants to give me a hug.... and eat broccoli

[ria]

should avoid broccoli like the plague, as it is icky.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has given Theatreguy and myself a weapon

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...armed and only mildly dangerous...comparable to a kitten with a grenade.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has not seen what I can do with broccoli

[Theatreguy]

Is the brains in our secret plan

[jdcongresscapt]

Is the...uh...



...uhh...


...SHIZNIT!...YEAH!!...in our plan

[Theatreguy]

totally true calls me the shiznit

[jdcongresscapt]

Will return the favor at a later time

[Theatreguy]

Thinks i will

[jdcongresscapt]

KNOWS he will

[Theatreguy]

Wants some "favors" from zach

[jdcongresscapt]

Refers to self in third person

[ria]

should try it. it's fun. trust ria, she knows.

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks she knows

[ria]

is jealous of my amazing knowledge of speaking about myself in the third person.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is only knowledgeable about the "fine art" of third-person reference

[ria]

implies that i know nothing except how to talk about myself in the third person.

untrue! untrue! i know lots of stuff!

[jdcongresscapt]

Really doesn't know lots of stuff

[ria]

tries do demean me to make himself feel better.

"make me feel tiny if it makes you feel tall, but there's always someone cooler than you!"

[jdcongresscapt]

Has been demeaned.

And you don't need me to feel tiny...

[Chewie]

Is stuck in the ****ing 3rd grade. (That was for Ria)

And...jd...is a (insert generic witty compliment here).

[jdcongresscapt]

Posted that about Ria



I think...

[ria]

hates 3rd-graders.

yes, i'm tiny. short and skinny and proud of it! it's alright to be little-bitty...

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks it's a compliment

[ria]

*shakes head*

needs to realize that i see it as a compliment. i've got no problem with being a little person. quality, not quantity. and it's really fun to see people's expressions when i tell them i'm 18, not 12.

[Chewie]

Tragically aspires to be in the WNBA.

[jdcongresscapt]

Will help Ria see the truth

[ria]

will be a fully-fledged member of an australian women's cricket team before i make any attempts whatsoever to be in the WNBA.

[jdcongresscapt]

Doesn't know what I'm coaching in 2008

[ria]

follows his dreams for the future.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has inspired me to find an interest in women's cricket

[ria]

thanks to me, enjoys obscure sports.

[jdcongresscapt]

Will now help me pique an interest in golf.

[ria]

has no clue how utterly terribly i am at golf, or how utterly boring i find it to be. you need my cousin for that.

[jdcongresscapt]

Does not wish to delve into golf. Nor do I, for that matter.

[ria]

is smart. golf is dull.

[jdcongresscapt]

Will take up intramural Simon Says

[ria]

has discovered my secret, lifelong desire.

woohoo! i am the queen of simon says! i rock!

[jdcongresscapt]

Will teach me

[ria]

surely already knows how it's done.

have faith in yourself, jd! i'm sure you can do it!

[Chewie]

Thinks Cricket is an "obscure" sport, despite it being the second most popular in the world, next to soccer.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is extremely confident.
Perhaps I'll try high-speed, competition skipping

[ria]

knows well his ability to skip at accelarated rates in front of judges.

[jdcongresscapt]

Gave me a great idea for a new signposting method

[ria]

should become an inventor and share his great ideas with the world!

[jdcongresscapt]

Has helped me decide what I want to do after college

[ria]

is on his way to a successful inventing career.

[jdcongresscapt]

has brought me to the realization that forensics won't help me... :cry:

[ria]

...isn't making sense.

how will forensics not help you?

[jdcongresscapt]

Doesn't realize how little speech has to do with making things

[Aelfric5578]

Doesn't realize how much writting speeches has to do with creativity and innovation.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is not helping me at all.
Thanks for nothing, Tank

[Aelfric5578]

Thinks that I intended my last post as a personal attack. (I didn't)

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks that I think he intended his last post as a personal attack (I know you didn't lol)

[Theatreguy]

Captain neato man

[jdcongresscapt]

Greeted me with a nickname (an awesome one, nonetheless [or should I say a neato one])

[Chewie]

Likes my new avatar...doncha?

And Zach...Double You Tee Eff, Mate? Just...spouting off random characters now?

[jdcongresscapt]

Knows how to make a funny avatar

[Theatreguy]

talk about aviators
what are they

[jdcongresscapt]

Does not know that avatars are the funky pictures underneath the poster's name

[Aelfric5578]

Most likely does not know that an avatar is also a term referring to a Hindu deity in corporeal form.

[Theatreguy]

Kinda knows....
I cant figure out how to get them.... nor will it work once i kinda figured it out....
Also this site wont let me post pics or like anything else

[ria]

has problems with pictures.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has picture-related problems. As a computer-illiterate person, I can be of no help.
As for Frank the Tank (Aelfric)...okay fine...I didn't know THAT...

[Theatreguy]

Confuses me

[ria]

is easily confused.
that's ok. so am i.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is about to reach 2500 posts.






****

[Chewie]

Killed Jesus Christ.

Zach, if you'd like, you can send me a pic, and I promise I'll make it avatar-postable for ya. Just nothing involving your ***, please.

[Theatreguy]

If you add ares toghether and time it by 2... we beat her

[Theatreguy]

Ohhh yay .... no pics of my ***
i remember that... i will try to find a kool pic

[jdcongresscapt]

Figured out a way to claim victory.

And Chewie, how did I kill Christ? I am a proud Catholic.

[ria]

oh my...*grr*

this is not a posting contest. you guys are obsessed. and theatreguy can't spell.

as for jd: is proud of his religion.

[Theatreguy]

Likes to make cross' with his hands

[ria]

missed.

[jdcongresscapt]

Called Ria a dude...

unintentionally, albeit...

[Theatreguy]

Is confusing

[jdcongresscapt]

Continually makes posts when I do
As does Ria
And myself
And Chewie

[Theatreguy]

Is slow

[jdcongresscapt]

Is gonna get his @$$ whooped in a second...

[Theatreguy]

Wants to fight.... brign it on bleotch hahah

[Chewie]

this is not a posting contest. you guys are obsessed.



It's like an ARMY OF KETTLES calling the pot black.

[jdcongresscapt]

Wants to get his @$$ whooped

Name the time. Name the place. Give me directions. IT'S ON!!

[Theatreguy]

Wants to fight lots of people

[Chewie]

Is posting too god**** fast, making me boycott the site for next couple of weeks while everyone gets their 10,000 posts in.

And I don't really think you killed Jesus, JD, I just wanted to stay on topic while I helped out Zach.

[Theatreguy]

Wants to help me out

[jdcongresscapt]

Cleared things up for me.

(anger subsides as JD laughs at Chewie's avatar)

[Theatreguy]

Wants a aviator

[jdcongresscapt]

Hasn't seen my cool A-V-A-T-A-R

[Theatreguy]

Wants to show me

[jdcongresscapt]

Will wait while I figure out why the thing won't let me display it

[Aelfric5578]

Is intrigued by jd's former avatar.
JD: Seems to have lost his Survivor themed avator. What happened?

[Theatreguy]

Wants it to display badly

[jdcongresscapt]

Is very angry at the machine.
Frank, I couldn't get that one to load. My aptop's fukaktuh

[Theatreguy]

Talks to frank

[jdcongresscapt]

Respects Frank the Tank as a rival OOer

[Theatreguy]

Wants to steal franks oo 2

[Chewie]

Would love to watch Frank the Tank not fake the funk on a nasty dunk.

ON FIREFOX:

I've never used it before, and just dl'd right now. It's awesome. It imported all my favorites. I have one folder of favorites that is all my favorite webcomics. There's an option called "open in tabs" that opens ALL OF THEM, in the same WINDOW! This freaked me out with awesome.

Download Firefox now.

[jdcongresscapt]

Doesn't know how easy it is for me to find a copy

[Aelfric5578]

Most likely does not know how to speak Old English and therfore could not steal my OO (May it rest in peace).

[Theatreguy]

Wants to tell zach about his oo since i never saw it....

[jdcongresscapt]

Will hear about Frank's OO (semis at CFLs...oh yeah)

[Theatreguy]

Knows what its about.... and i dont

[Aelfric5578]

Would like to know that my OO was on the evolution of the English language, that it included an intro in Old English, a Yoda impression, and a conclusion in one liguists version of Future English, and that it urged people to be progressive English Speakers.

[Theatreguy]

Did a yoda impression.... like brian bloss yay for yoda

[jdcongresscapt]

Created an awesome OO with three kinds of English, quotes from both Shakespeare and Yoda, and other cool stuff

[Aelfric5578]

Is wondering (As am I) who Brian Bloss is.

[Theatreguy]

hopes that are oo's next year are as good

[poonan]

is Batman

[jdcongresscapt]

Is Robin (tee hee)

Brian Bloss...quien?

[Theatreguy]

wondering who people are..... while im watching the real world

[jdcongresscapt]

realizes how cool it would be if real world was made into an HI

[Theatreguy]

Wants to make real world a hi, while i want to make the brady bunch

[jdcongresscapt]

Has bad taste in TV

[Theatreguy]

has a diffrence of a opinion

[Aelfric5578]

Has yet to reveal the identity of Brian Bloss

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks I know who Mr. Bloss is...


I don't

[Theatreguy]

Wants to know who a guy from my area is name brain bloss, he does oo and extemp

[jdcongresscapt]

Is unsure why Frank the Tank has heard of him

[Aelfric5578]

Doesn't realize that I am referring to an earlier post on this thread, written by TheaterGuy, and that I was addressing my questions to that poster.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has cleared everything up for me

[Theatreguy]

Im confused

[jdcongresscapt]

Is still confused

[Theatreguy]

is always confused

[jdcongresscapt]

Is being laughed at by Frank

[Theatreguy]

Loves laughing at people

[Chewie]

Will, along with everyone else (even Zach), enjoy my new column. :)