Post about the poster above you

[ria]

likes to go fishing.

[MauldinDebater]

Hates to go fishing

[sassafrassz]

Was raised by fish.

[flyfarfromhere]

had an affair with a reel big fish.

[ria]

made a pun. "reel" big fish?

[flyfarfromhere]

doesn't know the extent of the pun.

well, i guess anything further than that isn't really a "pun," so to speak.

[megz642]

is a fan of reel big fish

[Chewie]

Is beckoning me to make to a pun about a reel of film of the movie "Big Fish", but sadly, I can't seem to put it together.

[ria]

wants to be punny.

[megz642]

aspires to one day be punny

[poonan]

needs to stop talking about puns...

[Chewie]

Is continuing the theme of consecutive thematic posts that started with swing music, then fishing, then puns OHMIGOD new subject:

cowboy hats and their usefulness as guillotines.

[ria]

has attempted to cut someone's head off with a cowboy hat, and was most likely unsuccessful.

[AfRiCaNHI]

Is going to attend WKU.

[jman255]

Has always had a red x as the avatar on my computer...

[Chewie]

Has always had a red x as the avatar on my computer...

[KY Acid Trip]

Doesn't have an avatar at all

I just felt like quoting myself for no apparent reason. :lol:

[megz642]

just to further the trend, also has a red x for an avatar.

[kungfuhampster]

probably has cowbells hang in their bedroom

[KY Acid Trip]

Secretly has cowbells hanging all around in their room.


Oh and i am gonna change my Avatar. . . YOU SHALL SEE !!

[ria]

shall pounce p.j. for me in the hall at school.

[Chewie]

Accidently ate her cell phone, then became rather anxious when Quagmire called her stomach and told her that he "did a black chick last night", as a black couple walked by.

[MauldinDebater]

Ate overcooked chicken that was a hallucinogenic

[jdcongresscapt]

Cooked said chicken

[MauldinDebater]

is a vegetarian

[jdcongresscapt]

Knows too much about me.

[Chewie]

Is totally gonna help support the wannahockalugie tribe.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is totally gonna tell me how to support the Wannahockalugie Tribe.

[Chewie]

Just totally needs to...um...you know...do it. Like...support. It. And stuff.

It would help if we knew what the **** was going on. :p

[jman255]

Doesn't know about the survivor game.

[Chewie]

Knows as much as I do about the survivor game.

[MauldinDebater]

wonders if the survivor game will ever work.

[KY Acid Trip]

Should know the survivor game is off and running and is starting shortly, and both tribes has a section in the General Section below Off-Topic

[sassafrassz]

Is on my survivor team!

[Cinderella]

Is on the OTHER survivor team

[ria]

which means...wait a minute....yeah..is on my survivor team! and is going to help us take down the silly other team! they won't know what hit them.

[poonan]

thinks that the other team won't know what hit them...

[MauldinDebater]

wishes all luck with the survivor game

[poonan]

puts words in my mouth because i never said such a thing...

[jman255]

Is my brother.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is poonan's brother

[KY Acid Trip]

Is not related to poonan, nor jman

[MauldinDebater]

Is not related to my mother

[jdcongresscapt]

Is most likely related to people from South Carolina.

[kungfuhampster]

might know someone from missouri

[jdcongresscapt]

Doesn't know where I live

[sassafrassz]

Didn't get re-elected.

[Chewie]

Has no clue about the train the Wannahockalugies are about to drop on her. BAM!

[sassafrassz]

Perhaps forgot that *I* do the train dropping around here.

Punk.

[jdcongresscapt]

Perhaps doesn't know that *I* drop it like it's hot. 8)

[poonan]

probably looks pretty sweet with shades on...

[MauldinDebater]

takes random guesses about sunglasses

[Chewie]

Once made a entire government building from smoked gouda. It was the most delicious federal building EVER.

[MauldinDebater]

Likes smoked gouda

[megz642]

enjoys green day

[Chewie]

Made the 50,000th post in these forums. Congrats. :P

[MauldinDebater]

Made 1561 posts

[jdcongresscapt]

Is currently endowed with "Honor."

[kungfuhampster]

is also currently endowed with honor

[MauldinDebater]

Defender of all rodents, or half the people in the world...

[ria]

has a thing against people.

[MauldinDebater]

is an "Almighty Genius" when it comes to noting obvious things

[Chewie]

Can swallow while upside down.

[MauldinDebater]

Leader of the Wannahocks

[sassafrassz]

Doesn't realize that he is no longer the leader, seeing as the first task is completed.

[ria]

doesn't know his geography.

[sassafrassz]

Obviously has never experienced the splendor and majesty that is OREGON!

http://www.ohwy.com/or/b/bend.jpg

[Chewie]

Has never experienced the joy of winning a task in Survivor. :)

[Cinderella]

Just totally served Sassafrassz

[MauldinDebater]

Is witch doctor of the wannahocks

[lilmcd86]

is south of the north...carolina...

[kungfuhampster]

does not know that I was the first to be kicked off Survivor

[Cinderella]

Is bitter about losing survivor so fast

[MauldinDebater]

happy she didn't get kicked off

[ria]

needs to realize that we won!!! and didn't have to kick anybody off.

[jdcongresscapt]

Contributes to Wannahock immensely.








And is short.

[MauldinDebater]

2nd leader of the wannahocks

[jdcongresscapt]

Should have joined Survivor

[jman255*]

Has to vote someone off ):

[jdcongresscapt]

Has known the feeling more than I have.

[ria]

likes to tease me for my shortness! *tear* :wink:

[megz642]

embraces her own shortness

[ria]

knows it's really cool to be short.

short and skinny and proud of it!

[MauldinDebater]

short and skinny and proud of it

[jdcongresscapt]

Acknowledges Ria's shortcomings

[ria]

feels the need to try to make himself superior by announcing my short-(literally)-comings to the entire board again.

[jdcongresscapt]

Acknowledges my small ego

[KY Acid Trip]

Has a small ego

[ria]

is feeling original tonight.

[megz642]

is a frequent poster.

[bowserbob2]

loves to watch goblins do the nasty

[jdcongresscapt]

Knows wwaaaayyy too much about megz642

[ria]

is weirded out.

[Chewie]

would have a hard time writing fiction.

[jdcongresscapt]

Buys me Coronas

[poonan]

wants to buy me coronas

[jdcongresscapt]

Can't take a simple drink order and brought me back a friggin Coors.

COME ON, MAN! COORS??!!

[ria]

teases me about my size more than anybody who's actually met me.

[jdcongresscapt]

Takes everything in good stride


I think

[ria]

needs to remember that a good stride for me is about half the length of a good stride for anyone else. :D

yeah, i don't mind, really.

[Chewie]

Isn't tall enough to mind even if she wanted to.

JD...bought you coronas?

[ria]

appreciates fiction.

[lilmcd86]

is going to be my buddy one day :D

[ria]

is a friendly sort.

[jdcongresscapt]

Can take a joke.

And yes, Chewie, you did buy me Coronas. Don't remember? You must have been drunk at the time.

[ria]

can make a joke.

[jdcongresscapt]

Still does not know who got voted off from Survivor.

Come to it, neither do I.

[ria]

needs to vote!

ryan said he was waiting on yours and....umm...i can't remember. one other person.

[Cinderella]

doesnt remember that the other person was IamTHATnerd

[ria]

just put a lightbulb above my head.

that's it!

[jdcongresscapt]

Needs to know I just sent my vote.

But for who? :?

[Cinderella]

Implies he doesn't know who he voted for.... :?

[jdcongresscapt]

Knows me better than I know myself.

What's my favorite music group?

[Chewie]

Enjoys the musical stylings of Dr. Dre/Kelly Clarkson remixes...and really, who doesn't?

EDIT: Also, apparently forgot that I am under 21, and we don't live in the 70's.

[sassafrassz]

Is now "Diet Chewie" - with 75% less angst.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is still perpetually over enthusiastic. Which is not necessarily a good thing.

BTW, you don't remember, CHewie? You must be drunk now.
And, no, I hate Dr. Dre/Kelly Clarkson...they suck.

[MauldinDebater]

Dislikes Kelly Clarkson

[ria]

secretly is kelly clarkson and is now plotting and is now plotting jd's death.

[jdcongresscapt]

Doesn't like garbage...I think

[ria]

thinks too much.

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks I'm gonna let up on her sometime soon.


She's right, but not before I do something really cool

[ria]

in spite of his over-thinking, cannot come up with something really cool to do. :D

[jdcongresscapt]

THinks she's safe

[MauldinDebater]

Secretly has a crush on Ria, and short girls everywhere.

[jdcongresscapt]

Thinks he's safe

[ria]

tries to be threatening.

[jdcongresscapt]

has no idea

[flyfarfromhere]

apparantly has an idea.

[flyfarfromhere]

thinks i have an idea.

[MauldinDebater]

Doesn't really have an Idea.

And neither do I.

[ria]

thoroughly ended the "idea" topic of posting by stating right out that he has no idea, therefore eliminating the possibility that anyone would make any assumptions about whether or not he has an idea.

[jdcongresscapt]

Ruined a perfectly good conversation

[Chewie]

Ruined my perfectly good idea that I had just formulated by reading the past 10 or so posts.

THANKS, GOSH.

[jdcongresscapt]

Didn't post in time

Sorry

[ria]

isn't really sorry. you're just pretending, admit it! you've been found out!

[flyfarfromhere]

dubbed herself Queen of England many years back, but was dethroned by the vatican.

[lilmcd86]

has confused me b/c their pic is the same as the other's above them... :oops:

[lilmcd86]

thinks he knows...but he aint got no idea...(this is the diary...)

[jdcongresscapt]

Knows something, and might have some sort of idea

[jdcongresscapt]

Hasn't the slightest clue what an 'idea' is


BTW, Chewie, I'm giving you another chance

[poonan]

is giving Chewie another chance

[Chewie]

posted after the guy who assumed my plan was something more than that previous punchline.

Also, poonan eats cell phones. There, I said it.

[jdcongresscapt]

Is supposed to come with less angst

And poonan, eating cell phones is really unhealthy

[flyfarfromhere]

is jam-packed with angst!

[Theatreguy]

is random!

[Chewie]

Isn't reading more than one post at a time...or is referring to something else.

[Theatreguy]

is commenting.... about the person who sucks at this whole thing yet continues to try....

[MauldinDebater]

thinking while posting

[jdcongresscapt]

Doesn't think while posting(?)

[ria]

is secretly peter piper, and is picking his peck of pickled peppers as we speak.

[MauldinDebater]

can't really say that

[jdcongresscapt]

Is secretly wondering how many boards would the Mongols horde if the Mongol hordes got bored.

[Chewie]

Lives in the city that proves the founders of Stanford University just weren't very good spellers.

[flyfarfromhere]

failed PE.

[poonan]

is an underground chemist who likes to eat pasta.

[jdcongresscapt]

Made sure the bloodshed was limited to just three bakers, a king, and a sled dog named Reginald

[Theatreguy]

Likes matching mass murders through his telescope!

[ria]

ran away with a chicken.

[Theatreguy]

Killed the guy and ate the chicken!!!

[MauldinDebater]

Likes when things die...

[Theatreguy]

Most likely to become a cop

[jdcongresscapt]

Most likely to wind up like that cop from "Reservoir Dogs"

You see I'm
Stuck in the MIddle with You

[Chewie]

Most likely to scream "Hey what's goin' on? Can you hear that?" into someone's ear...which will be disconnected from their body of course...via barber blade.

[nubian_lover]

most likely to say some of the weirdest things I've ever heard

[Theatreguy]

most likely to comment on a forensics board about people being random

[MauldinDebater]

Not very likely to do anything... :lol:

[Chewie]

Most likely to have made me smile in the past ten seconds.

And it was a quote from Reservoir Dogs, guys. You need to see that movie if you haven't. I'm sure JD got the reference.

[Theatreguy]

Most likely to smile so much her face gets stuck!!

[poonan]

is not very keen on recognizing people's ***...

[Theatreguy]

Is very true!!

[Theatreguy]

Should be at nationals!!! (why arent you there)

[jdcongresscapt]

Doesn't know why Tuck's not in Philly

Come to it, neither do I

[ria]

is so clueless. :wink:

[Chewie]

Would be clueless, but is only tall enough to be "Cluel".

[Theatreguy]

Makes funny jokes

[jdcongresscapt]

Laughed at Chewie's joke


As did I

[Theatreguy]

Laughed so hard, that he farted

[jdcongresscapt]

Keeled over from the stench

[Theatreguy]

Likes to drop soap!

[ria]

knows what goes on in jd's shower! gasp!

[Theatreguy]

told me what goes on in jds shower

[Theatreguy]

Told ria, who told me.... about the detials of the soap dropping.....

[poonan]

is telling fibs to try to hide the fact that he was raped in jd's shower...

[Theatreguy]

Knows to much!!!
(Shut your face you little *****... how in the world did you find out... Jd i am so mad right now... first u rape me.... then u tell ria.... and now him.....
im going to die)
jk lol

[Chewie]

Secretly enjoys being raped...and really, who doesn't?

[Theatreguy]

Totally caught on to my fetish

[jdcongresscapt]

Has a very unhealthy fetish

And back up a bit...what goes on in my shower?

[Theatreguy]

Is the one who rapes people

[ria]

should have answered the poor guy. he's clueless.

again.

[jdcongresscapt]

Again, is only tall enough to be cluel.

Seriously, WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON IN MY SHOWER??

[MatT Unlimit3d]

Has a twin brother in named Roll he performs with in a traveling flea circus.

[poonan]

took a PTS while he wrote his last comment

[jdcongresscapt]

Has noticed the "camers"

[jdcongresscapt]

Refers to self in third person

[MatT Unlimit3d]

Is not "jdcongressprivate" anymore.

[Chewie]

now comes in an astounding THREE DIMENSIONS!

[Theatreguy]

Once again makes a funny!

[jdcongresscapt]

Laughs at Chewie's inherent funniness

[Chewie]

Yeah, it's like I performed Humourous literature competitively in high school or something...:P

Helped me post around 20 comments in the name of fo.net on victorybriefs.

[jdcongresscapt]

Was helped by JDcongresscapt, a tall, dark, incredibly beautiful, young Catholic child

[MatT Unlimit3d]

Gives me reason to post something right now.

[Theatreguy]

Posts becasue he wants 2

[MatT Unlimit3d]

Is too lazy to spell out "to".

[Chewie]

Has a signature that makes me swoon.

*faints*

[Theatreguy]

Fainted.... is now recovering from major head injuries....
We hope is ok soon.... he got 4 black eyes... only 2 eyes... nto sure about that one... 3 cuts on his face and knocked out 51/2 teeth

[Theatreguy]

Was the doctor of the crime...

[jdcongresscapt]

Might kill Theatreguy

[Theatreguy]

Helps kill theatreguy!!'
hey wait a minute

[jdcongresscapt]

Is excited about his death

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is almost as dark as I am.

[Theatreguy]

Is really dark

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...states the obvious.

[Theatreguy]

Is very true and has a kool signature still

[jdcongresscapt]

Just reached 500 posts


Yay!

[Theatreguy]

Wow knows more then me!!!

[jdcongresscapt]

States the obvious

Dimwit

[Theatreguy]

Is a very mean mean man....

[jdcongresscapt]

finally caught on

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is "tpacssergnocdj" spelled backwards.

[Theatreguy]

Is probley the the most unique person on the forensics online boards.... But probley will die of thinking to hard

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is not, contrary to popular belief, a guy who transforms into a theatre.

::EDIT:: I'm not quite dead yet!

[Theatreguy]

Liked to comment about people names!

(Is there away to change your sn without loosing all your posts)

[MatT Unlimit3d]

..is quite curious. Good thing he's not a cat...

(And no. Sorry...otherwise I'd prolly change mine, too.)

[Theatreguy]

Loves dogs, treid out for "Who wants to marry there dog" but was denied becasue they thought that he might be to sexual for the family audience

[ria]

can't spell. and it's taking all of my willpower not to point it out all over the place.

[Theatreguy]

Studying Grammer at some smart people college

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...goes to "Brown College II", and still doesn't know it's just a cardboard box he sits in from 9-3 every day.

[Theatreguy]

Trys to get in other people boxes... becasue he cant find his own

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...thinks outside the box.

[nubian_lover]

Has a fetish with boxes.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has, apparently, never felt the joy of a beautiful, cubic box

[ria]

likes cubes.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has, apparently, never felt the joy of a beautiful, six-squared cube

[ria]

didn't.

[jdcongresscapt]

Screwed up royally

[jdcongresscapt]

Hurts me and makes up nasty lies

[ria]

is a secret agent for a secret branch of the fbi who's job is to hunt down the liars and kidnap them.

[jdcongresscapt]

Has infiltrated Tuck's secret

[jdcongresscapt]

Might be after me now

[ria]

should perhaps go into hiding.

[jdcongresscapt]

Might want to think of some pseudonyms

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...has a large...

...


...vocabulary...

[jdcongresscapt]

Seemed lost for words, for a second

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...came in second, at some tournament.

[Theatreguy]

wants the large....

[ria]

has a short attention span.

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...has a short...

wanna go ride bikes?

[jdcongresscapt]

Is a fellow Phan

[MatT Unlimit3d]

...is slow at posting.

[ria]

was beaten to the post, if i'm correct.