Best Stand-Up Comic

[Jesus]

iM not takin no "Adam Sandler" ****...cuz hes funny in movies but there are way funnier stand ups out there...

post some...so we can get a poll going

Steven Lynch-

Sings songs about "steven" his story book character. Download these:

1. If I were gay
2. Thats why mommy left
3. Special Fred
4. Superhero
And for extra offensive...
5. Special Olympics


Pablo Fransisco-
Hillarious. Best known for making fun of Rave Parties, Mexican Women, and The "movie guy voice"


Nick Swansom-
Young guy. Best known for....fantasies about when he is old, talking about his grandma. O my god...hes hillarious


Todd Barry-
Not to be confused with Dave Barry. Best known for standing in the same spot, almost monotone cracking the best jokes ever...

Zach Galifinatkis-
King of One liners...plays the piano, stops every once in a whie and cracks jokes like these...
"My life dream is to move to Pakastan or India and become a cab driver"
"My sister has split personalities...and there's nothing funny about that. She called me yesterday and my caller I.D. exploded"
"I wanna start a reality show with 3 racist white guys in a really bad black neighborhood and call it 'CRACKER HUNT'"
"That show 'The Amazing Race'...Is that about white people?"


Michael FitzSimmons-
Not sure I have the first name right...but this guy is Irish and ****-your-pants funny... Best known for...jokes about him and his girlfriend, letter from the school, Stuff about his Irish family/friends...and his grandma

[MovieStar1084]

Nick Swansom-
Young guy. Best known for....fantasies about when he is old, talking about his grandma. O my god...hes hillarious

he is my favorite stand up comic EVER!! i wish they would show him more often on comedy central... my GOODNESS that guy is hilarious! wanting John Stamos at his funeral... oh my....

the Sklar Brothers -
jewish twin brothers with an act together. Best known for.... Chopper 4 and talking about Strip Club DJs having the most difficult job with having to balance being cool and delivering club announcements. good-ness they are HILARIOUS! they also do an act at the end where they dress up as their fave band and do a sort of caberet dedication to them because "gay men can do it and have it be cute" so they will do it too to make it ok for the straight men in the world

Maria Bamford -
never uses her real voice and talks about co-workers trying to drag her along to their cults... so effing funny!

[xxLusciousZechxx]

My favorites are:

Eddie Izzard: A British transvestite that talks about EVERYTHING. Smart comedy. Funny stuff. My favorite comedian of all time.

Pablo Fransisco: Good God, I love "Little Tortilla Boy", that... Was awe-inspiring. I also like the male stripper stuff, ha ha...

Dave Chappelle: I love his white guy impressions, good good stuff.

And finally... Don't stone me...

John Leguizamo: I just... Can't resist a guy that can pull off a two hour long HI... I mean c'mon... :D

[MRdbtr]

Ok, Ok, these are all good, but no one tops Brian Regan, he is the funniest **** man on the planet, though steven's songs, especially if i were gay, are funny as ****, "if i were gay i would give you my soul, if i were gay i would give you my hole." Funniest two **** people on the plant right there.

Adam

[Ryan]

Pablo Francisco is the best! I have his whole Comedy Central Presents segment on my computer.

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"Hello, is anybody in here. Hello?!?"
::Scary Music::
"Billy?!?"
::Scary Music::
"I'm gonna get naked and take a shower."
::Scary Music::

Cresent Heights was a peaceful community - until Amy Andersado moved in.
::Phone Rings::
"Hello?"
"I'm watching you Amy."
"Oh my G-d!"
She went to the police. But they couldn't help.
"I'm sorry but he hasn't done anything wrong."
So she went to Detective "Lesbian-looking" Pablo Francisco.
"What's going on?"
"He's trying to kill me Pablo!"
Double the action.
Triple the excitement.
"GET DOWN!"
More of the excitement.
"GET DOWN AGAIN!"
With help from his Mexican girlfriend Rosa.
"Don't worry baby we'll kick their asses! I'm pissed. I got Caller ID."

::Cool music::
In the city, you must fight to survive. He sold tortillas on the corner. And the mob wanted in.
"I don't know who this guy is but I want him and his tortillas DEAD!"
He had one chance, and his chance was to fight back. Arnold Schwarzenegger -
"Listen to me. These are my tortillas and I'm not going to let them out of here! We have to get out of here! They're trying to kill you! "

"Listen to me and don't you...listen to me! You have to get out of here. They're trying to take my tortillas."

One Man - One Solution - Arnold Schwarzenegger this summer is - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Little Tortilla Boy.

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Dana Carvey's stand-up act is incredible also. The material is unbelievable.

[xxLusciousZechxx]

Ha ha, I have that on my computer too. Hilarious man, that Pablo Fransisco is.

[chrispac]

One man... one desire... one way in no way out. yeah he's good.



anyone see robin williams stand up?? where he says (fuc k off every 5 seconds?) its HI-larious. :lol:
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[Ryan]

Robin Williams is the master of all stand-up. And what an actor... did anyone see One Hour Photo? Sooo creepy....

[Chewie]

1. It's Greg Fitzsimmons, not Michael...but yeah, he's ridiculously funny. His humor is smart and "thick", as in, he doesn't rely on a lot of silly motions and slapstick to get over.

2. I respect Robin Williams a massive amount. He's like a five-year old on cocaine. (Maybe doing all that cocaine helped) Wow. He's energetic times the highest number ever. His material doesn't suck either. "Is it just me, or are cats drag queens?" Intelligent, funny, and made me think..."Why yes, Robin...I believe they are...yes, indeed."

And I loved Patch Adams.

[xxLusciousZechxx]

I love Robin Williams description of golf being invented. :D

F*ck no! We're going to do it 18 times!

Ha ha ha! I love it!

[Jesus]

there...i made a poll:)

[MovieStar1084]

excellent excellent excellent... but where are the Sklar twins? aww... they are the best!