We as the Government would like to define...

[Viet Moneys]

Parli is notorious for this, and for a good reason. What are some of the most ridiculous, entertaining, or abusive definitions you've ever heard (or said) in a round.

[Jesus]

This House belives that the president's role should be redefined.

This House: The Jamba Juice Cooperation
president: CEO of jamba juice

specify: needs to be focased less into product endorcement and more into quality of product.

Argued abuse and "in case u dont buy that..." argued their case

We won.

[Viet Moneys]

This House: The Jamba Juice Cooperation
president: CEO of jamba juice
Wasn't that at Logan? I think I can recall you ranting about that.

How about this one:

Resolved: This house would level the playing field in sports.

This house: The Federal Ping-Pong Association

In context: The Federal Ping-Pong Association would lower all ping-pong tables to ensure accessability for the physically handicapped.

[sassafrassz]

It's not so much a definition issue, but on the bus on the way home once we debated "resolved: dogs should have the same rights as humans" and it was one of the most hilarious debates i've ever watched. also: "Resolved: love is stronger than hate" The negs contention? Hate must be stronger than love because love doesnt exsist (I dated one of the guys.. he really believed it, too).