Florida Civil War.....the sequal

[Josh Has Alergies]

well, welll, well, after a south Florida domination at states lets try this spliting north and south thing again that kept us so very entertained for hours on ie.org...any stating proposals, ryan?

[Its Alive]

The north-south line should be just south of Orlando. The line will be drawn straight across, because we don't want Wellington; however, since the south has once again proven its superiority at every single tournament and therefore has much more power, The North Side should be allowed to higher mercanaries to compensate.

LET THE WAR BEGIN.

[sta7]

South has the cash flow too man, so we will be hiring just as well. Not like we really need it.

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

Why can't we all just get along?! :( :oops:

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

What side wants Gulf Coast? I mean we are sooooooo competitive

[Ryan]

I say that south gets Pineview and north can get... everything else.

[Its Alive]

OK, South can have Pine View, but the North will hire the assistances of Eagan, Iowa City West, Milton Academy, and James Logan. Agreed?

[Ryan]

Since the South has claim to FFI, along with it we get their staff.

[Its Alive]

Ah! But you don't have jurisdiction over NDF, so we get their staff. You no longer have Kraft or Knowles to help you.

[Ryan]

Kraft and Knowles work at FFI so we do in fact get them. NDF isn't located in North Florida so you have no claim to it.

[Captainhook]

I'm going to FFI AND NFD . .so i get them all summer!

[Ryan]

And Alex is in South Florida so he's ours and his claims are as well. So we get everything!

[sta7]

The South also takes UT, CPS, CDE, and Ben Rothstiens coach.

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

South also annexxes (spellllling?) Djibouti... Come on the name os so funny

[Ryan]

http://www.simplemaps.iofm.net/djibouti.jpg
Oh yA!

[Its Alive]

The North controlls the state capital, so official governance decrees that the South is officially excommunicated from Florida. Therefore, the North wins the Civil War by default.

[sta7]

South Florida is about to make a monumental gain...

Sorry North.

[Josh Has Alergies]

The south claims all current state champions (minus the 1 or 2 that the north had) plus all FFI instructers as well as Alex Weissman. We also hold claim to Nova congress. We do however offer the North at no extra cost...Max Wolson...

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

I was talkin to the Pope and the Holy Roman Empire is gonna make a comeback and support South Florida because of the intense Hispanic (therefore Catholic) population. Hardcore!

[Ryan]

We'll use them to infiltrate the North. Northerners can't feel very good for a tournament after they've been fondled.

[Josh Has Alergies]

i just think that if we destroyed the north w/ acid rain..then everything would be ok

[Its Alive]

The North's strong connection to Florida Blue Key has allowed it to hire out the University of Florida football team as its hitmen. You all will be eliminated promptly by a burly lineman.

[sta7]

Thankfully, UM has more convicts on the team, so our NCAA recruits are more suited to this line of duty.

So. uh---BooYAH

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

Dalay LLama (the Buddhist guy) is on our side, he'll metaphysically kick North's *** with karma

[Captainhook]

I don't think the Dali Lama spells his name like the animal

[Its Alive]

The North also claims rights to Florida State University. Their football team has twice the number of convicts as UF and UM combined. BUMP THAT!

[Josh Has Alergies]

I don't think the Dali Lama spells his name like the animal

Alex's blatant intellegence adds 20 points for the south

[Its Alive]

I don't think the Dalai Lama spells his name like the painter.

Twenty-one points for the north.

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

Who gets Disney and all of its splendor? Ohhhhh the insanity!

[sta7]

The South hates disney, and everything within its walls. Especially that stupid animal place where Ryan Cohn got lost.

Well, I guess the Safari isn't that bad, but the rest sucks.

North gets the Kingdom and loses 50 points.

1000 points to Slytherin House.

[Franco Lolan]

Jimbo Jones2017, who are you? I'm Timothy Walton: St. Thomas Aquinas, sophomore

[Josh Has Alergies]

The South takes the kingdom...the north can have all water parks and animal related objects....the south also gets both Universals...just b/c....and 100 pts...b/c of Ryan Cohn's superior forensics knowelege. The North loses 100000 pts b/c of Max Wolson

[sta7]

1000 points are deducted from the North because Max Wolson copied Billy Jacob's profile and sent it to a certain coach to get him in trouble.

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

Franco Lolan, I am James Cattaneo, Junior at Pine View school, and also South gets Salt Lake cuz we're gonaa storm those mormons compared to the North

[Its Alive]

The North has hired Arthur Andersen to do its taxes. They have reported that the North has gained 116.32 Trillion points so far in the fiscal quarter and climbing.

[sta7]

Sadly, Ryan has found a clause in the NFL rules, stating that because Max Wolson is on your side, you've been officially disqualified.

I'm sorry.

[Ryan]

Especially that stupid animal place where Ryan Cohn got lost.
I didn't get lost, just confused and disoriented...

And I only find the DQ clauses, Blum is the one who gets extra class credit to go through with them.

[Josh Has Alergies]

**** skippy

[Its Alive]

Our general manager has traded Max Wolson to the South in exchange for Alex Weisman and 12 Canadian Dollars.

[Ryan]

Sorry Sam but the Interp Players Association has vetoed that trade. It is just too one-sided. You can not trade Alex for nothing!

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

yeah! make 13 Canadian dollars and maybe we'll talk

[Captainhook]

I am staying the in South. . . . thank you very much.

And The south claims all of the members of the Iowa City West team due to the soulmate connection of Hession and I.

[Its Alive]

Sorry, son. Did you not read my post on the first page? The North has already hired the services of ICW, Eagan, Milton Academy, and James Logan.

[Josh Has Alergies]

Alex stays in the south and the canadian stuff stays in the north...where it belongs....on another note, the north deserves nothing frum ICW, Eagan, Milton Academy, or James Logan. The north deserves nothing at all and their is no way u can have alex weisman...and even if u dont want Max wolson..keep him... but since you guys feel so bad about actually being the north...u can have All of the McFatter team except for ryan...and thats that.

[Cinderella]

..who else is on the McFatter team besides Ryan?

[Ryan]

Exactly his point.

[Its Alive]

Do we get Jason Williams, or are you fascists taking him too?

[Ryan]

No, he's rightfully yours. But remember, if you get Jason, you also get Finley. Have fun :lol:

[Captainhook]

The south claims Albequerque Academy . . . and all of Texas.

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

Let's get this going again, Pine View will join the south and everyone else n gulfcoast can go north, or however yall decide it

[Cinderella]

i forget, where did we decide Orlando went? (wasnt this YEARS ago? or am I thinking of the original one?)

[Jssippi]

North!

[Cinderella]

....then long live the north!!!!

[Its Alive]

YES! We get the Orlando area, Niceville, and Kushbu Shah.

[Ryan]

Wow that sounded way too familiar of another thread today...

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

SOUTH RULZ!

[Forensicatur]

Come on everyone lets do this right. We'll do the panhandle vs. the rest of Florida.... SO ME Sam and Gina are taking you all on!!!!!!!

[katieisquirky]

Has nobody claimed Holy Ghost? I think that due to a lasting connection with the trinity girls, the North can lay claim to Holy Ghost Prep.

Plus fifty thousand points.

[debsterz]

NO FAIR! You know perfectly well the Holy ghost boys belong to ALL florida girls, even the ones in the south baby. They're mutual territory!

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

Doesn't matter, we got all of the Weisman claims, plus FFI staff, remember

[Its Alive]

OK, All Forensicators Less Than One Hour From the Georgia border vs. Everyone Else.

Hey, we can take em!

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

FUGHEDDDABOUTIT YOU ARE SCRIZZEWED INTERP-WISE

[debsterz]

Hmm.. the south claims Jeff Moscaritolo, since his family lives in West Palm that falls in our territory.

[Ryan]

Hmm.. the south claims Jeff Moscaritolo, since his family lives in West Palm that falls in our territory.
Isn't it Boca?

[flyfarfromhere]

the south claims vanilla ice. the end.

[Jssippi]

Well ****...game over (throws down cards), I got nothin.

[Its Alive]

North side gets the Backstreet Boys and NSync (Orlando). Bump that, TURKEYS.

[flyfarfromhere]

dear god!! do you really believe Backstreet Boys and NSync actually have anything on vanilla ice? you poor, deprived child.

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

South gets Hot Water Music (SRQ MUZAK WOOT)

[funkyitaliana]

Well, besides that Sam, Tim and I can totally take all of you anyway because we have MULLET POWER!!!...(thank you redneck riviera)....I claim Three Dog Night for the North...now Jeremiah is our bullfrog BWAHAHA :twisted:

[funkyitaliana]

Oh...and we don't need no stinkin' camps :P

[Jimbo Jones 2017]

NOOOOOOO

I feel so torn, I could become a benedict arnold. :?

[Cinderella]

I claim Three Dog Night for the North...now Jeremiah is our bullfrog BWAHAHA :twisted:

YES!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!



I feel so torn, I could become a benedict arnold.

You know you want to, James. You're a moron at heart.