Finish this sentence...

[JonathonSPernisek]

I participate in Speech because ____________! * Please note: your answers must be less than 10 words long and only contain vowels. Good luck!

[Cinderella]

only vowels? what the **** were you on when you thought that up?

[JonathonSPernisek]

Hoo boy, let me tell ya, I was on so much meth I could literally hear each of my fingers talking about a different area of philosophy. My index finger was babbling on about how our dreams are actually the manifestations of our inner desires, while my thumb kept giving me examples of how young children can turn into goats when their parents don't show them enough attention during their early years of growth. Then my friend Jerry "The Dealer" Woozkowski came over and we did 47 lines of Tang. Have you ever done lines of Tang, before? Man oh man, is that stuff N-SANE. You do more than 2 and your brain feels like it's melting out of your ears and going into the cracks of the floorboards all the way down to the core of the earth where it proceeds to tend the bar at a swinging gogo dancing club where Lava Monsters shake their tail feathers with Lizmar the Fire Temptress. By 10 you're flying with Peter Pan past Big Ben in search of some enchanted pandas who can show you the way to Tipperary (because at that point you only know that it's "a long way"), and after 30 your entire bone structure has turned into titanium and you feel like you can take on an entire army of Peruvian guerillas with just a pogo stick and your mother's old knickers. So you can imagine how screwed up I was by the last line, and it was then that I decided to hop on here and just let loose with the crazy, cooky, messed up, super loony, Tang-induced message you see before you! Oh, I am sooooooo messed up! Hoo-ba-dee-do! Look at me, I'm a fairy! I'm a fairy and my wings are trying to eat my soul! Nooo! The wings! They burn me! Argh! dfldcew388dn csla; f.///

:lol: :shock:

me and jonathon we rawk the tang every tourney...its where we get our hardcore skills

[cali418]

Is that a KY thing?

[JonathonSPernisek]

Golf!

that the tang talking :D

[This is not Jenn]

TANG KICKS ***!

it sure kicks my ***

[HSTDeb8erGrl]

What is tang? Is it like the orange juice mix thing or is it slang for something else?

[cali418]

I was wondering too.

[Jake Patterson]

You guys don't know what Tang is??? Oh, you poor, deprived children! Tang comes in an orange powder, like Kool-Aid, and you mix it with water to make an orange-flavored drink. Don't you remember the commercials where the orangutang (TANG, get it?) rode a surf board on his tsunami of Tang? If you don't, you are a poor, deprived child.

[cali418]

Well, I figured it was the drink... :oops: Just on this board, you never know.

[chrispac]

sorry, but i just noticed this... why is this topic in general interp?

haha ok whatever :lol:

[TheStrangersEyes]

I participate in Speech because ____________! * Please note: your answers must be less than 10 words long and only contain vowels. Good luck!

It says, "Speech".... that's why. I guess that qualifies as General Interp... right?

[chrispac]

no









but whatever

I participate in speech because I love to preform. :D

[Jesus]

orally on guys

[Jake Patterson]

Man, I can barely remember posting this topic! Let's see...why I do enjoy Speech? Because I get to be with my friends, act as weird as I want, stay in a hotel during the mania that is State, practice my butt off and get rewarded for doing so (something that won't happen if I get some little cubicle job after entering the real world), and, of course, the chance to shout, "FRONTIER MORTICIAN...TICIAN...TICIAN!"

[Cinderella]

Of corpse! Of corpse!





...PLEASE tell me you say that....

[Jake Patterson]

Of corpse! Of corpse I say that line!

"In fact, I plan on giving you a tombstone for a present. But don't take it for GRANITE!"

[Cinderella]

:D :D :D


I am such a sucker for those jokes...I cant help it, I LO-VE Frontier Mortician...

[Its Alive]

I agree. It was very good to me way back in the day.

[ria]

well, i think i shall be the first person to actually do what the topic says to: finish the sentence using only vowels and ten words or less.

i participate in speech because: i oe ai eoe au y o iy eoy eee.

i'll even be kind and translate it for you!
i love making people laugh, cry, or simply enjoy themselves.

[Jake Patterson]

Finally, someone who knows how to stick to the topic! :D

[ria]

hmm...captainette random, staying on the topic...wow, that's a first.